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State of the Union Drinking Game for 2010
Wednesday January 27, 2010

Posted on 01/27/2010 2:57:11 PM PST by Lucky9teen

Obama State of the Union Drinking Game

Break out the whiskey and shot glasses -- it's time for President Obama's first State of the Union Address.

The Constitution requires that from time to time, the president shall give to the Congress information on the State of the Union, which is best digested by the people, while completely hammered.

Here are some of the games out there.

From the 2010 State of the Union Drinking Game, presented by Kind of a Lark:



"Let me be clear" - sip
(If he's actually clear - pound)
"Healthcare" - sip
"Obamacare"- pound
"Scott Brown" - sip
"My name is Barack Obama, and I also have a truck" - pound
"Pants on the ground" - pound
"Death panel" - sip

"Sarah Palin is a genius" - pound
"It reminds of my childhood in Kenya" - pound
"That's why I'm naming Glenn Beck as my new Secretary of State" - six pack
"For the record, Ayla Brown is no longer available...if you know what I mean" - pound
"Party crashers" - sip
"Which is why I won the Nobel Prize" - pound
"That is why our newly signed pact with the devil will help" - pound
"We are all Kenyans now" - pound (Read more...)



From the 2010 State of the Union Drinking Game presented by Huffington Post Comedy:

Joe Wilson yells something - Do two shots
Obama yells back - Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo - Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" - Do two shots
carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you" - Do one shot, two if you believe him (Read more...)

From the "Official" State of the Union Drinking Game, presented by Drinkinggame.us:



Every time Obama...



Proposes a future beer summit - take 1 drink
Says cap and trade - swap drinks with the person next to you
Says corporate greed - take 1 shot of Goldschlager or Cristal, preferably sipped from the navel of a stripper
Refers to the Mass. special senate election - take 1 drink, 2 if you also were a Cosmo centerfold (Read more...)

From Political Satirist Will Durst's SOTU Drinking Game:

• Every time Barack H. Obama says "Democratic leadership," the first person to stop laughing is exempt from drinking 3 shot glasses of beer.

• If either the vice president or the Speaker of the House gets caught napping on camera, last person to sing the chorus from "Wake Up, Little Susie" has to drink 4 shots of beer. If Senator Robert Byrd ever appears awake, everybody has to drink 6 shots of beer.

• If the President relates a touching heartfelt story of some poor unfortunate denied health care, Rags gets to kick everybody else once. Twice, if the subject of the anecdote is in the audience. Three times, if he/she is sitting next to an astronaut. (Read more...)


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 111th; alcohol; bho44; bhosotu; drink; game; obama; sotu

1 posted on 01/27/2010 2:57:12 PM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

You’ll all be drunk within 5 minutes, dang...


2 posted on 01/27/2010 2:57:53 PM PST by Lucky9teen (A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Gotta have a drinking song:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2438771/posts


3 posted on 01/27/2010 2:59:28 PM PST by Avoiding_Sulla (Yesterday's Left = today's status quo. Thus "CONSERVATIVE": a conflicted label for battling tyranny.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Drunk nothing! I hope you can live with the deaths you will cause with this harebrained scheme.


4 posted on 01/27/2010 3:00:25 PM PST by sinanju
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To: Lucky9teen
Shoes thrown....6 pack.

"liar"......26oz bottle.

slow hand clap......double.

stony silence....beer.

and for the all time best....

Laughter ..........KEG

5 posted on 01/27/2010 3:01:12 PM PST by spokeshave (Third largest employer in the world is UK health system, after the Chinese Army and Indian railways)
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To: Lucky9teen
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot

That right there is going to have people stumbling and slurring within ten minutes of the start...

6 posted on 01/27/2010 3:01:16 PM PST by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: Lucky9teen

He will refer to himself at least 100 times


7 posted on 01/27/2010 3:02:34 PM PST by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: Lucky9teen

The invisible thousands of “Green Jobs” = 1 beer


8 posted on 01/27/2010 3:02:39 PM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)
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To: Lucky9teen

If you want to get drunk really really fast, take a drink every time he says I, me or my. About a minute or two you should be in a stupor until tomorrow.


9 posted on 01/27/2010 3:03:08 PM PST by euram
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To: euram
If you want to get drunk really really fast, take a drink every time he says I, me or my. About a minute or two you should be in a stupor until tomorrow.

..or die of alcoholic poisoning.

10 posted on 01/27/2010 3:05:13 PM PST by mware (F-R-E-E, that spells free. Free Republic.com baby.)
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To: Allegra

Just seeing Nancy Pelosi makes me want to drink myself blind;)


11 posted on 01/27/2010 3:05:13 PM PST by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served,to keep us free (http://teapartypatriots.org)
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To: Lucky9teen

One that I haven’t seen is if he says “’Mess we inherited’, drink once.”


12 posted on 01/27/2010 3:13:57 PM PST by fightin bronco (Delay is the deadliest form of denial)
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