Skip to comments.State of the Union Drinking Game for 2010
Posted on 01/27/2010 2:57:11 PM PST by Lucky9teen
Break out the whiskey and shot glasses -- it's time for President Obama's first State of the Union Address.
The Constitution requires that from time to time, the president shall give to the Congress information on the State of the Union, which is best digested by the people, while completely hammered.
Here are some of the games out there.
From the 2010 State of the Union Drinking Game, presented by Kind of a Lark:
"Let me be clear" - sip
(If he's actually clear - pound)
"Healthcare" - sip
"Scott Brown" - sip
"My name is Barack Obama, and I also have a truck" - pound
"Pants on the ground" - pound
"Death panel" - sip
"Sarah Palin is a genius" - pound
"It reminds of my childhood in Kenya" - pound
"That's why I'm naming Glenn Beck as my new Secretary of State" - six pack
"For the record, Ayla Brown is no longer available...if you know what I mean" - pound
"Party crashers" - sip
"Which is why I won the Nobel Prize" - pound
"That is why our newly signed pact with the devil will help" - pound
"We are all Kenyans now" - pound (Read more...)
From the 2010 State of the Union Drinking Game presented by Huffington Post Comedy:
Joe Wilson yells something - Do two shots
Obama yells back - Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo - Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" - Do two shots
carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you" - Do one shot, two if you believe him (Read more...)
From the "Official" State of the Union Drinking Game, presented by Drinkinggame.us:
Every time Obama...
Proposes a future beer summit - take 1 drink
Says cap and trade - swap drinks with the person next to you
Says corporate greed - take 1 shot of Goldschlager or Cristal, preferably sipped from the navel of a stripper
Refers to the Mass. special senate election - take 1 drink, 2 if you also were a Cosmo centerfold (Read more...)
From Political Satirist Will Durst's SOTU Drinking Game:
Every time Barack H. Obama says "Democratic leadership," the first person to stop laughing is exempt from drinking 3 shot glasses of beer.
If either the vice president or the Speaker of the House gets caught napping on camera, last person to sing the chorus from "Wake Up, Little Susie" has to drink 4 shots of beer. If Senator Robert Byrd ever appears awake, everybody has to drink 6 shots of beer.
If the President relates a touching heartfelt story of some poor unfortunate denied health care, Rags gets to kick everybody else once. Twice, if the subject of the anecdote is in the audience. Three times, if he/she is sitting next to an astronaut. (Read more...)
You’ll all be drunk within 5 minutes, dang...
Gotta have a drinking song:
Drunk nothing! I hope you can live with the deaths you will cause with this harebrained scheme.
slow hand clap......double.
and for the all time best....
That right there is going to have people stumbling and slurring within ten minutes of the start...
He will refer to himself at least 100 times
The invisible thousands of “Green Jobs” = 1 beer
If you want to get drunk really really fast, take a drink every time he says I, me or my. About a minute or two you should be in a stupor until tomorrow.
..or die of alcoholic poisoning.
Just seeing Nancy Pelosi makes me want to drink myself blind;)
One that I haven’t seen is if he says “’Mess we inherited’, drink once.”