Posted on 01/27/2010 6:04:50 PM PST by festusbanjo
I'm having some friends over for the State of the Union speech and we've all been assigned a word in the speech that causes the individual that draws that word from the hat to take a drink every time Obama says it. Unfortunately for me I pulled the word "I". My wife pulled freedom, and my brother pulled taxes. In the first ten minutes, I had a bit of a buzz going, nothing major, but it made tuning out our heralded Great Reader's voice a little easier. By the twenty minute mark I could barely stand up to go to the bathroom, and the King of Kenya in Waiting had given me gas. After a half hour I was praying at the porcelain alter wondering if Death by Jack and Coke was worse than Death by Harry and Nancy. Apparently I passed out, because the next thing I saw was my wife cleaning up the remains of my television which my brother had thrown his bottle of Johnny Walker Black through the screen. He muttered some expletives and something about "Change my Ass!". I crawled into bed, my brother passed out on the sofa, my wife came into the bedroom. "How was the rest of the speech?" I asked..."I need a drink", she said.
if he says I I’m, I’ve or Me, My then you take a drink.
lol
I wish I didn’t already have a couple of TheraFlus today because with Bambi on, I can really use a drink.
I think there is a new Man vs Wild on Discovery.
Amazing! How did you accomplish all of that if it’s just now beginning? Wow!!!
Some words should be banned from the game for safety reasons... such as the word “I”
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Wow - if I drank I’d be drunk already. We have a hope, a Wall Street, a Main Street, a “letters from children,” “anger,” and a whole bunch of other ones I’ve seen on various bingo sheets.
Oops - there goes HOPE again. And again! Does twice in one sentence count double?
Hey, it’s a rerun.
Ooooookaaaaaaaayyyy!
That’s just freakin’ hilarious!
Lars Larsen was e mailing SOTU Bingo cards throughout his radio show today...wish I had requested one.
A.A.C.
>>if he says I I’m, I’ve or Me, My then you take a drink.<<
Have the paramedics standing by for a case of alcohol poisoning.
Wuzzat?! Øbozo’s gonna be on the radio? What time?
/s
Is this a State of the Union address, or a Democrazy Party Rally?
If you have a shot every time he said “I” or the equivalent, it would be like watching “Pirates of the Caribbean” and drinking every time someone says “Captain Jack Sparrow”...
Be sure you put the car keys away.
Captain Morgan paging Captain Jack Sparrow.
You’re lucky to be alive.
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