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Arab conned into marrying bearded lady (LOL)
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| February 10, 2010
| Lester Haines
Posted on 02/11/2010 1:04:11 AM PST by bogusname
A Dubai man whose fiancée kept her charms hidden under a niqab opted for a quick divorce after his first glimpse beneath the veil revealed she was cross-eyed and sported a beard.
According to Gulf News, the unnamed "ambassador" never saw his intended's face on the few times they met, but was convinced all was well since the bride's mother had shown his mum pictures of his wife-to-be.
(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beard; bride; sharonaemy; yuck
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posted on
02/11/2010 1:04:12 AM PST
by
bogusname
To: bogusname
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posted on
02/11/2010 1:06:18 AM PST
by
exnavy
(may the streets run red with the blood of tyrants, and may the Lord have mercy on us)
To: exnavy
Talk about buying a pig-in-a-poke....
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posted on
02/11/2010 1:08:59 AM PST
by
alloysteel
(....the Kennedys can be regarded as dysfunctional. Even in death.)
To: exnavy
Maybe that’s why they all wear them. Half of them have beards.
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posted on
02/11/2010 1:09:07 AM PST
by
bogusname
(Banish All Liberals)
To: bogusname
She looked good at first...
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posted on
02/11/2010 1:45:36 AM PST
by
Bon mots
To: Bon mots
In Islam both heaven and hell have 72 bearded virgins waiting for every good boy. The main difference is that in hell they don’t sell razors.
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posted on
02/11/2010 2:00:34 AM PST
by
bogusname
(Banish All Liberals)
To: bogusname
Given the record of the religion of peace, it’s a wonder the next news article didn’t report the stoning of two women.
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posted on
02/11/2010 2:20:49 AM PST
by
Quiller
(When you're fighting to survive, there is no "try" -- there is only do, or do not.)
To: Quiller
That’s true. The bride was very lucky. That was a close shave.
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posted on
02/11/2010 2:26:14 AM PST
by
bogusname
(Banish All Liberals)
To: bogusname
“Oh Achmedia, Achmedia, say, have you met Achmedida?
Achmedia the bearded lady.”
Where the hell is Groucho Marx now that we need him?
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posted on
02/11/2010 2:30:10 AM PST
by
QBFimi
(When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
To: QBFimi
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posted on
02/11/2010 2:32:48 AM PST
by
bogusname
(Banish All Liberals)
To: QBFimi
I guess he missed marrying a hotty by just a whisker
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posted on
02/11/2010 3:25:24 AM PST
by
999replies
(Thune/Rubio 2012)
To: bogusname
dem dar rainbow folks got dere agents everywhere, huh?
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posted on
02/11/2010 5:00:30 AM PST
by
gunnyg
(Laddies, We're Behind Enemy Within Lines...)
To: Bon mots
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posted on
02/11/2010 8:11:54 AM PST
by
egannacht
(Inalienable rights granted by...)
To: bogusname
I’m guessing the carpet matched the drapes and both were deep plush
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posted on
02/11/2010 8:14:37 AM PST
by
egannacht
(Inalienable rights granted by...)
To: bogusname
You would think she would have known what a razor was.....
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posted on
02/11/2010 2:19:42 PM PST
by
GraceG
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