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Arab conned into marrying bearded lady (LOL)
The register ^ | February 10, 2010 | Lester Haines

Posted on 02/11/2010 1:04:11 AM PST by bogusname

A Dubai man whose fiancée kept her charms hidden under a niqab opted for a quick divorce after his first glimpse beneath the veil revealed she was cross-eyed and sported a beard.

According to Gulf News, the unnamed "ambassador" never saw his intended's face on the few times they met, but was convinced all was well since the bride's mother had shown his mum pictures of his wife-to-be.

(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beard; bride; sharonaemy; yuck

1 posted on 02/11/2010 1:04:12 AM PST by bogusname
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To: bogusname

Love those burqa’s.


2 posted on 02/11/2010 1:06:18 AM PST by exnavy (may the streets run red with the blood of tyrants, and may the Lord have mercy on us)
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To: exnavy

Talk about buying a pig-in-a-poke....


3 posted on 02/11/2010 1:08:59 AM PST by alloysteel (....the Kennedys can be regarded as dysfunctional. Even in death.)
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To: exnavy

Maybe that’s why they all wear them. Half of them have beards.


4 posted on 02/11/2010 1:09:07 AM PST by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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To: bogusname
She looked good at first...


5 posted on 02/11/2010 1:45:36 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: Bon mots

In Islam both heaven and hell have 72 bearded virgins waiting for every good boy. The main difference is that in hell they don’t sell razors.


6 posted on 02/11/2010 2:00:34 AM PST by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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To: bogusname

Given the record of the religion of peace, it’s a wonder the next news article didn’t report the stoning of two women.


7 posted on 02/11/2010 2:20:49 AM PST by Quiller (When you're fighting to survive, there is no "try" -- there is only do, or do not.)
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To: Quiller

That’s true. The bride was very lucky. That was a close shave.


8 posted on 02/11/2010 2:26:14 AM PST by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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To: bogusname

“Oh Achmedia, Achmedia, say, have you met Achmedida?
Achmedia the bearded lady.”

Where the hell is Groucho Marx now that we need him?


9 posted on 02/11/2010 2:30:10 AM PST by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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To: QBFimi

LOL!


10 posted on 02/11/2010 2:32:48 AM PST by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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To: QBFimi

I guess he missed marrying a hotty by just a whisker


11 posted on 02/11/2010 3:25:24 AM PST by 999replies (Thune/Rubio 2012)
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To: bogusname

dem dar rainbow folks got dere agents everywhere, huh?


12 posted on 02/11/2010 5:00:30 AM PST by gunnyg (Laddies, We're Behind Enemy Within Lines...)
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To: Bon mots

Burq bearded bertha


13 posted on 02/11/2010 8:11:54 AM PST by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: bogusname

I’m guessing the carpet matched the drapes and both were deep plush


14 posted on 02/11/2010 8:14:37 AM PST by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: bogusname

You would think she would have known what a razor was.....


15 posted on 02/11/2010 2:19:42 PM PST by GraceG
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