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The 50 Sexiest Songs of All Time
Billboard ^ | February 11, 2010

Posted on 02/12/2010 10:16:47 AM PST by ConservativeStatement

"Sexy" is a relative term -- one man's baby-makin' music might be his woman's soundtrack for a snoozefest. But there's nothing subjective about this list. These are, literally, the 50 most popular songs about sex ever, as based on each song's performance on the Billboard Hot 100 chart (from August 4, 1958 -- the inception of the Hot 100 chart -- through the Jan. 16, 2010 issue). Some songs are steamy slow-jams, some are hi-octane arena-rockers, but what they all have in common (and what got them on this list) is that the subject matter of each song is directly related to sex, in some way. No more, no less. Got it? Now let's knock some boots.

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Ted Nugent's "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" isn't listed.
1 posted on 02/12/2010 10:16:48 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game”. Hands down. And the video ain’t bad either.


2 posted on 02/12/2010 10:18:03 AM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Love Me Like a Reptile” by Motorhead should be on the list.


3 posted on 02/12/2010 10:19:52 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Refugee from the World of Doomed Olsens)
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To: ConservativeStatement

1. Lets Get It On - Marvin Gaye
2. Moments in Love - Art of Noise
3. Sex Me - R. Kelly
4. Too Close - Next
5. Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye
6. Fever - Peggy Lee (or Elvis, for the ladies!)
7. Anywhere - 112
8. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
9. Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer
10. Nice and Slow - Usher
11. Bolero - (classical)


4 posted on 02/12/2010 10:20:30 AM PST by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed)
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To: ConservativeStatement

No “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin, but they include Def Leppard, Cyndi Lauper and Peter Gabriel?


5 posted on 02/12/2010 10:21:00 AM PST by Senator Goldwater
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To: ConservativeStatement

I didn’t see any songs by Barry White. This list can’t be complete without something by him.


6 posted on 02/12/2010 10:21:38 AM PST by Huntress (Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

....who makes these lists?

What do you expect from a bunch of liberal douches?


7 posted on 02/12/2010 10:21:45 AM PST by Tzimisce (No thanks. We have enough government already. - The Tick)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Bryan Ferry - "Slave To Love"
8 posted on 02/12/2010 10:21:51 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“My Baby is a Seafood Platter” and “Tequila makes my clothes fall off” by Rusty McHugh


9 posted on 02/12/2010 10:21:58 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

When I was a teeny bopper (and this will date me), my friends and I used to swoon over “Wild Thing”.


10 posted on 02/12/2010 10:23:47 AM PST by randita (Sarah Palin has the same computer that I have.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

When I was a teeny bopper (and this will date me), my friends and I used to swoon over “Wild Thing”.


11 posted on 02/12/2010 10:24:17 AM PST by randita (Sarah Palin has the same computer that I have.)
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To: SkyDancer
We have very similar tastes... but:
Moments in Love - Art of Noise?????

12 min of a repetitive synthesized hook, plus about 30 seconds inserted randomly in the middle of what I can only describe as a manatee trying to mate with a cat... NOT really good for love-making, unless your significant other has a good sense of humor.

12 posted on 02/12/2010 10:24:24 AM PST by Teacher317
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To: ConservativeStatement
"Afternoon Delight"?

This list is not complete without Jimmy Buffett's "Why Don't We Get Drunk"...

They say you are a snuff queen
Honey, I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and scr*w

13 posted on 02/12/2010 10:24:28 AM PST by socal_parrot (I hate to say I told you so, but...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Two live Crew Me so Horny.Or Something a little less vulger. Reasons by Earth Wind And Fire.


14 posted on 02/12/2010 10:24:35 AM PST by crazydad
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan

Ahh...somehow Lemmy and romance do not exactly go together. He was in Hawkwind (hippie band) where that weird hippie chick Stacia who used to strip and dance during their shows.

Brian Ferry - Don’t Stop the Dance or that whole album.


15 posted on 02/12/2010 10:24:37 AM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards Islamic serfdom - Cancel TV service NOW)
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To: ConservativeStatement

ping 4 later


16 posted on 02/12/2010 10:24:45 AM PST by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: randita

Which one? Tone Loc or the old one?


17 posted on 02/12/2010 10:25:42 AM PST by crazydad
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To: ConservativeStatement

Where the hell is Paradise by the dashboard light?


18 posted on 02/12/2010 10:26:04 AM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and your Buns in Bed” by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys. Gets the feminazis pissed off as well.


19 posted on 02/12/2010 10:26:11 AM PST by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sex (I’m a) - Berlin


20 posted on 02/12/2010 10:26:14 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Tzimisce
....who makes these lists? What do you expect from a bunch of liberal douches?

And what exactly does your lack of reading comprehension make you? From the article:
"Sexy" is a relative term -- one man's baby-makin' music might be his woman's soundtrack for a snoozefest. But there's nothing subjective about this list. These are, literally, the 50 most popular songs about sex ever, as based on each song's performance on the Billboard Hot 100 chart (from August 4, 1958 -- the inception of the Hot 100 chart -- through the Jan. 16, 2010 issue).
21 posted on 02/12/2010 10:26:24 AM PST by drjimmy
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To: Tijeras_Slim

How could “I touch myself” by the DiVinyls not even be on the list?


22 posted on 02/12/2010 10:26:46 AM PST by scotts8826
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To: Senator Goldwater
the 50 most popular songs about sex ever, as based on each song's performance on the Billboard Hot 100 chart

Your preferences may vary.

23 posted on 02/12/2010 10:27:07 AM PST by Teacher317
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To: dfwgator

Had the album. Not sure I can write what was listed next to her name under instruments played. You get the idea. :-)


24 posted on 02/12/2010 10:28:10 AM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama lies, Freedom dies)
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To: dfwgator

Had the album. Not sure I can write what was listed next to her name under instruments played. You get the idea. :-)


25 posted on 02/12/2010 10:28:15 AM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama lies, Freedom dies)
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To: Tzimisce

Someone doesn’t understand the difference between “sexy” and “f###ing”.


26 posted on 02/12/2010 10:28:20 AM PST by Shooter 2.5 (NRA /Patron - TSRA- IDPA)
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To: ConservativeStatement
No Yoko? LOL!

27 posted on 02/12/2010 10:28:35 AM PST by TSgt (I long for Norman Rockwell's America.)
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To: scotts8826; Constitution Day

Or “Girlfriend in a Coma”?

Day, your input needed here!


28 posted on 02/12/2010 10:28:53 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: MikeWUSAF

Dude...


29 posted on 02/12/2010 10:29:46 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Frantzie

Pretty much anything on Ferry’s “Boys & Girls” album qualifies. You can throw in most of Roxy Music’s “Avalon” too.


30 posted on 02/12/2010 10:30:54 AM PST by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard (Some men just want to watch the world burn.)
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To: MikeWUSAF

Why did Mark David Chapman have to run out of bullets.


31 posted on 02/12/2010 10:31:15 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

Polka music. Yowzuh!


32 posted on 02/12/2010 10:31:41 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Any chick singing in Polish gets me going.


33 posted on 02/12/2010 10:33:00 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement
1 Physical, Olivia Newton John
2 Tonight's the Night, Rod Stewart
3 I'll Make Love to You, Boyz II Men
4 Too Close, Next
5 Let's Get It On, Marvin Gaye
6 Hot Stuff, Donna Summer
7 Do That to me One More Time, Captain & Tenielle
8 Like a Virgin, Madonna
9 Kiss You All Over, Exile
10 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

A rather craptastic list, if you ask me. Amazing what sells. 1978-1984 has all but 4 of the Top Ten.

34 posted on 02/12/2010 10:33:41 AM PST by Teacher317
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Your red scarf matches your eyes,
You close cover before striking,
Father had the Shipfitter Blues,
Loving you has made me bananas.”


35 posted on 02/12/2010 10:33:54 AM PST by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply!)
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To: Teacher317

Yeah well I guess ... but it fit the thread so I included it ....


36 posted on 02/12/2010 10:34:33 AM PST by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed)
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To: socal_parrot

Nah .. gotta be “Mama’s got a squeeze box”... The Who


37 posted on 02/12/2010 10:34:49 AM PST by Robe (Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Where's Muskrat Love? Where's Baby Got Back?
38 posted on 02/12/2010 10:35:00 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Special SOTU tagline: YOU LIE!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Die Form: Silent Order, Cantique II, many others.


39 posted on 02/12/2010 10:35:18 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: Senator Goldwater

“Kashmir” is actually better background music, if that’s what’s on one’s mind...


40 posted on 02/12/2010 10:35:37 AM PST by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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To: MikeWUSAF

#20 Afternoon Delight, Starlight Vocal Band. Just wow. Did the Disco Era know no bounds?


41 posted on 02/12/2010 10:36:10 AM PST by Teacher317
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To: ConservativeStatement

Jackson Browne’s Redneck Friend.


42 posted on 02/12/2010 10:36:20 AM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Anything by “They Might Be Giants.”

(ok, just kidding)


43 posted on 02/12/2010 10:37:35 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

LOL.

The list of the 50 sexiest songs (the thread title) would likely have no crossover with the 50 most popular songs about sex (the thread content).


44 posted on 02/12/2010 10:37:50 AM PST by dmz
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To: ConservativeStatement

Roy Orbison’s “I Drove All Night”. Much better than Celine Dionne’s version.


45 posted on 02/12/2010 10:38:19 AM PST by Eepsy (www.pioacademy.org)
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To: SkyDancer; fieldmarshaldj

what about “Sexy Bitch” by Akon ? Seriously, “Look of Love” by Dusty Springfield


46 posted on 02/12/2010 10:38:19 AM PST by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: ConservativeStatement
Tina Turner & Barry White: Wildest Dreams

The long version (CD) is much better than this one, though.

47 posted on 02/12/2010 10:38:33 AM PST by rintense (Only dead fish go with the flow, which explains why Congress stinks.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

They left out David Allan Coe’s songs about Little Susie.


48 posted on 02/12/2010 10:38:34 AM PST by Venturer
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To: drjimmy
50 most popular songs about sex ever

Then we have a problem with the title. A song being about sex doesn't necessarily make it sexy.

49 posted on 02/12/2010 10:38:45 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: dfwgator

Anything by Peter Allen or Adam Lambert. Johnny Mathis works as well.


50 posted on 02/12/2010 10:38:58 AM PST by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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