James Bond fans to name new 007 blockbuster

dna india ^ | 02.15.10

[Perdogg]

James Bond fans are being urged to suggest the title of the 23rd blockbuster 007 film, scheduled to hit cinemas next year. Bosses at MGM have admitted that they are running out of names based on the best-selling novels of Ian Fleming.

[Perdogg]

They haven't used "Property of a Lady" or "Risico"

[Norman Bates]

The Hildebrand Rarity

[Ted Grant]

“Tell me not to tell”

[Perdogg]

[Ted Grant]

“The Lying Truth”

[ComputerGuy]

‘One Time Too Many’

[Perdogg]

right, or “007 in New York”

[gop4lyf]

Get rid of Daniel Craig.

[decal]

“Enough Already!”

[catfish1957]

Wow, back in the mid ‘60’s as a little boy I thought Diana Rigg was the hottest thing on earth.

[Kakaze]

"Call it as you see it"

Blow political correctness away!

[Perdogg]

“You Asked For It” was the original title for “Casino Royale”

[who knows what evil?]

You were right.

[DownInFlames]

Back to Basics
One More Time
To Serve the Crown
Love Me Once More
Alone As Usual
For England James
Once Is Never Enough

[lack-of-trust]

“A Cold Hard Truth”

“Unrequited Service”

“The Remembered Empire”

[valkyry1]

Diana Rigg pointing a gun at me, now that would be a dichotomy.

[Perdogg]

“Unrequited Service”, I like this one.

[Norman Bates]

Get rid of Daniel Craig.

Hey-ell NO!!

[Kakaze]

“You Asked For It” was the original title for “Casino Royale”

Thanks, I will always associate that title with Casino Royale.

The wife hates it but man I love that movie lol

[egannacht]

OVERCOMPENSATION

MI-6 VS. PARLIAMENTARY DEFENSE CUTS

AGENT ORANGE

HERPES WITH LOVE

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT

ZERO WING (CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US)

[buccaneer81]

They haven't used "Property of a Lady"

No, but it was mentioned in "Octopussy."

[Krankor]

In line with the kinder, gentler treatment of bad guys, how about

The Spy Who Read Me My Rights

[Perdogg]

The auction from POAL was used in the movie “Octopussy”.

[RummyChick]

The NEW Rules of Engagement (working Title -I won’t shoot you unless you shoot at me first even if I see you planting a bomb)

[buccaneer81]

The auction from POAL was used in the movie “Octopussy”.

Right. That's what I meant.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Beating a Dead Horse"

"Liver Spots Let Die"

"Coldfinger (a.k.a. 007 Gets His Prostate Checked)"

"A Viagra to a Pill"

[lack-of-trust]

I am feeling a glimmer of inspiration so I will offer a title and opening scene:

“Remeberence Day”

Image: the Queen laying a wreath at the Cenotaph (War Memorail) in Whitehall

Voice over (M’s voice)

Say not that the dead lie mute in the ocean depth and desert sand.
They mingle with the marching legions; pouring strength into the soul.
Raising high the tattered banner: point us towards the goal.

Say not that the dead are silent, sleeping while we toil and bleed.
No! they speak, they fight and they live in every good and gallant deed.
Would they lay aside their weapons, they the bravest and the best?
Not until the thing is finished will they go unto their rest.

M is walking away after the ceremony ends, Bond steps from the crowd and joins her.

Bond: (sarcastically) Will she place a wreath on my grave?

M: (still introspective from the ceremony, replie swarmly) No James, England will never know your name. But don’t worry, I have picked out nice spot for you in my rose garden. (realizing she is being sentimental, her mood turns stern) Come round the office this afternoon at three, we have a problem in Kartoom that needs your attention.

... and so begins Bonds battle against the Wahabie Cult and the KSA.

(poem by Patience Strong)

[lack-of-trust]

“Remembrence Day”

[valkyry1]

//The Spy Who Read Me My Rights //

NAH

[lack-of-trust]

“Remembrance Day”

three tries to spell it right!

[kidd]

The Spy Who Read Me My Rights

LOL!

To Russia, With No Pre-Conditional Terms
Barackopussy
Goldspender

[fanfan]

Thanks for the ping.

What’s it about?

[Slings and Arrows]

What’s it about?

Just my suggestions for the title for the new Bond flick. I was trying to imply that the franchise is getting a wee bit old.

[Lockbar]

“Enough Already!”

LOL. before I read yours, I was going to suggest: "When One Too Many Movies Is Enough".

[Eye of Unk]

These so called “spies” or agents like James Bond are probably going to make a comeback, when there is too much contradictions from political parties in all the countries to settle issues there is the asset of a single person or small intelligence team to go into the situation, to get a hands on grasp.

For any liberal mind it must be a nightmare to consider the solution is as simple as assassination. A radical leader somewhere with money and weapons causing a stir? Send in a covert operative.

[Conspiracy Guy]

“In Her Majesty’s PC, be nice to the bad guys, Secret, sort of, Service”

[Political Junkie Too]

"Waterbedding"

-PJ

[winodog]

Surrendor To Win

[isom35]

“Never Be Tolerant”

[Krankor]

Goldspender

Ha Ha!

[Finny]

Get rid of Daniel Craig.

Agreed. Dress him up in a tux, and he's still coarse and common. Not even the worse of the former Bonds -- even Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton were better Bonds, heaven help us!

He's the wrong guy for the part.

[paulycy]

“The name is Dunn. Over Dunn.”

[mikrofon]

DUmmies Are Forever

[Slings and Arrows]

LOL!

[fanfan]

;-)

Your implication was perfect, but my question was lacking.

I’ll try again.

What is the new Bond movie about?
Ya see, Goldfinger, by any other name.....

[meowmeow]

"Daniel Craig Running Around Half Naked and Some Spy Stuff"

I'd buy the DVD.

[nkycincinnatikid]

brilliant

[GSP.FAN]

Good i can still not figure out what Quantam of Solace is?

[GSP.FAN]

Worst Bond movie ever...

[buccaneer81]

Worst Bond movie ever...

Nope. The next one, "A View To A Kill."