Tiger’s caddie says he won’t allow heckling

AP via MSNBC ^ | 02/20/10 | Staff

[OldDeckHand]

Williams says he wants to make sure Woods has a ‘level playing field’.

SYDNEY - says he won’t tolerate any heckling of his star player whenever the world’s No. 1 golfer returns to competition.

Woods on Friday apologized for cheating on his wife, Elin, and said he’s unsure when he’ll return to golf. Woods indicated that he could make his return sometime this season.

[OldDeckHand]

" Tiger Woods’ caddie thug Steve Williams"

[Frantzie]

Stevie Williams ia low class pr*ck and a thug. A real creep like Tiger.

[Empireoftheatom48]

Yeah, and how is he going to enforce that???

[tx_eggman]

Will I be allowed to scream

"IN THE HOLE"

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

And what is Williams gonna do if it happens?

Duke it out with the heckler?

[Gapplega]

and what the f is he going to do? beat ‘em up? Nike will drop Tiger like a hot potato the first time that happens. Not to mention, hmmm Tag Heuer, oops they already did.

[wolf24]

Not too smart of Stevesy to call out likes-to-heckle-guy.

It’s not as if fueled-up golf fan needs Steve to throw the gauntlet down like this.

Personally, I think that the way Monty was treated will pale in comparison to the heckling that Tiger is going to get when he comes back.

We’ll see...

[donmeaker]

He ain’t a thug until he acts like one. Right now he is just guilty of injudicious speech.

Most golf audiences have good manners. Some of Tiger’s newer fans may not. Hope they learn it soon, as necessary.

[KarlInOhio]

Will I be allowed to scream "IN THE HOLE"

Just not for Tiger's golfing. :-)

[Frantzie]

Good luck with that. Tiger’s fan boys are hopped up ROID and HGH heads like Tiger and thug boy Stevie. Low life Stevie said insulting things about Phil. Tiger and Stevie have disgraced golf.

Pi*s off Stevie.

[mcenedo]

Stevie is a punk, just like his boss.

Tiger should be booed every time he shows his face on a golf course.

[Northern Yankee]

Don't need to heckle... just get some healthy young women, in various sorts of clothing.

Don't need the heckling.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Tiger should be booed every time he shows his face on a golf course.

I agree 100%. Just like the dog fighter was booed off the field in Philly. Oh, wait...

[jakerobins]

Hey TIGER...You will NOT make this putt!!!

[Rembrandt]

” Tiger Woods’ caddie thug Steve Williams”

Yes, it sounds almost like he works in he Administration and is defending The Messiah.

[Rembrandt]

“Stevie Williams ia low class pr*ck and a thug. A real creep like Tiger.”

Indeed, Williams might even be employed by ACORN!

[Rembrandt]

“Good luck with that. Tiger’s fan boys are hopped up ROID and HGH heads like Tiger and thug boy Stevie.”

I’ve heard that Mickelsen has a couple of boyfriends in San Diego - have you heard that?

[philetus]

And what is Williams gonna do if it happens?

Duke it out with the heckler?”

Probably anyone who is deemed a heckler will be arrested and carted off.

[Thumper1960]

And just how does Mr. Bigmouth intend to stop such speech? A glaring look? A grimace? A wagging finger? Perhaps little Stevie will charge the offender(s) and force them to cease and desist? Is Tiger so little a “man” that he cannot deal with derision from those who find fault with his lousy and childish behaviors? Who will be the one to unwrap the 5 iron that would inevitably find itself collaring Stevie’s neck, should he be so arrogant as to follow through on his macho threats?

All in all, I am of the opinion that little Tiger be declawed and defanged, banned from golf and sent to engage in a trade better suited to his proclivities....one as a clean up boy at a cathouse.

[Batman11]

Just wait until they start the ole Animal House ‘bl-w j—’ chant during Tigers back swing. That should be good!

[rawhide]

Thug Steve Williams is just daring anyone to heckle Woods, just daring them. I hope many will now heckle Woods!!!

[tumblindice]

I haven’t played golf for years, but they used to always have these really nice ball washers on all the Army post golf courses. They always had water, a little soap.
You’d put one of your balls in the hole, then you pulled the handle up and and down, up and down and your ball came out all squeaky clean. Then you’d do the other one.
I don’t miss that part of golf at all, no sir. I’m guessing Tiger’s major domo washes his balls for him.

[Trajan88]

If Woods can't take the heat maybe he should find another sport to partake. Maybe mini-golf is the way to go... getting the little white ball past a T-rex?

[LibWhacker]

Cool! Beat me up, Stevie! Sounds like a good way to take a big bite out of Tiger’s fortune.

[parsifal]

You know, if Tiger has a sense of humor, he would get a stripper for his next caddie and have her out there in a low cut blouse, short shorts, and boots maybe. Have her strut her stuff between holes. Do a faux dance on the hole flags.

parsy, who doubts it will happen

[ncalburt]

Tiger was famous for being the most snotty and unfriendly golfer on the circuit.

Good riddance to him !

[DigitalVideoDude]

Yeah, a “Pin Dancer” LOL

[altair]

Don't need to heckle... just get some healthy young women, in various sorts of clothing.

Dressed in t-shirts labeled "Tiger's 19th hole" or something like that ... Perhaps someone could persuade the "kissing bandit" (the well endowed lady who used to run onto baseball fields and kiss players) to return from retirement.

Or on the gripping hand, how about we just leave Tiger alone?

[mewzilla]

Sigh. They just keep digging...

[mad_as_he$$]

Guess I will have to attend a golfing event with Tiger in it - just so I can heckle and take this punk out if he comes after me.

[Hot Tabasco]

If Woods can't take the heat maybe he should find another sport to partake.

If golf is indeed a gentleman's sport, then the same expectation should be made of the fans, no?

[verity]

Keyboard badass. lol

[newfreep]

Williams will tell Tiger to throw his club specifically at the heckler since Woods has experience in that behaviour.

[mad_as_he$$]

lol. And I can back it up!

I can't stand those “you better not” a$$holes. If Tiger plays in Nevada I will be there. The laws favor heckling until you are asked to leave by the owner of the property then it is time to go.

[TADSLOS]

[verity]

Hope somebody takes a picture if he shoves a nine iron up your ass. lolol

[Moonman62]

and what the f is he going to do? beat ‘em up? Nike will drop Tiger like a hot potato the first time that happens.

You're kidding, right? Nike loves thugs.

[mad_as_he$$]

Ok if they take them when I pull it out and wrap it around his neck.

[verity]

A before and after shot would be hilarious.

[mad_as_he$$]

Hey, I see a golden opportunity to get on the Tiger Fortune Dispersal program!!! Since I am not female this may be my only chance!

[C19fan]

If Tiger ever plays Ryder Cup again the Euros will be itching to exact revenge after what how the US fans taunted Monty at Brookline. I think thug caddy just made it more likely Tiger will be heckled.

[verity]

Perhaps we should all be more concerned with Obama who is screwing an entire nation on a daily basis.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Seems like a killer way to get sponsorship from SEIU, they’ve got plenty of cash.

[newfreep]

Did anyone else notice Tiger was not as bulked out as before? Perhaps not doing steriods or PEDs during his “rehab”?

[spectre]

Yes, I did. And it's probably because he's not working out like he used to. Going soft.

sw

[mad_as_he$$]

Yes, but it seems futile and I need some distractions now and then.

[Tijeras_Slim]

He’s not doing as many squat thrusts these days.

[verity]

Could be a result of abstinence.;-)

[newfreep]

LOL - line of the day!

I'm convinced Tiger was using PEDs before his last knee injury. He has admitted to using a Canadian doctor for his rehab who was caught with PEDs while crossing the border. Tiger's record with have the same asterisk as Barry Bonds.

[ladyjane]

We need more suggestions of what to holler:

In the hole!

Use your long iron.

Stop beating around the bush.