1st Annual FR Obama Limerick and Poetry Contest

PA Times | 3/15/10 | Pissant

[pissant]

Since countless artists and poets and celebrities have paid tribute in prose to the boy marxist, and since many school districts have turned Black History Month into an indoctrination lesson for Dear Reader's greatness in song, I figgered it wasn't fair for the left to have all the fun. Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm.

SO this is the first annual Obama Poetry Contest for Rightwingers. I'll start with a piece composed in honor of Obama's magical foreign policy towards ally Israel:

[AnnGora]

How about Haiku?

California,
Open up your golden gate,
Barack’s Death Panels.

[misharu]

You might have a winner here, Spinner!!

[Mr. Wright]

“countless artists and poets and celebrities have paid tribute in prose to the boy marxist,”

NOTE: These are the same artists and poets that Pelosi said
will be able top quite their day jobs and not have to worry about Healthcare — working Americans will have their taxes increased so these folks can spend their time
working on paintings and poetry.

[onona]

Barak and Michelle went dating With PLENTY of liberal baiting Our money they spent Cause they pay no rent Yet the poor in America still waiting

[ClearCase_guy]

Muslims plot our end
The Kenyan smiles so sweetly
Soros pulls their strings

[constant]

Disguised as a lamb he arrived
Saying, “Health care we need to survive”
He turned into Satan
While we were awaitin
The health care to cause our demise.

[KarlInOhio]

Chosen by the numbed,
a follower of Karl Marx
sent to destroy us.

[onona]

Ok, on the to do list........learn how to start new lines in posts :)

[Shermy]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Barack wil|#/
Bzzzzzzt
Sputter
Clunk
Fail
404

[mlocher]

ROTFLMAO

[Dallas59]

Does Haiku count?

National Health Care-

How the taxes flow

over the cement shoes!

[Lucky9teen]

It's silliness time....1st Annual FR Obama Limerick and Poetry Contest

There once was a man named Barack
Who thinks he's some kind of big jock
He promised hope and change
But America he wants to rearrange
And now many own more than one glock

[xsmommy]

calling you “honor students” over here for a chance to win prizes and bragging rights.... ;’ )

[ETL]

“countless artists and poets and celebrities have paid tribute in prose to the boy marxist,”

Street artist Shepard Fairey, who designed Obama 'Hope' poster, arrested for graffiti in Boston

NY Daily News | February 7th 2009

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/02/07/2009-02-07_street_artist_shepard_fairey_who_designe.html
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Also from the commie Fairey...

http://www.duckywaddles.com/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=744
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"Stalin Lenin", Shepard Fairey,
limited edition silkscreen, signed
and numbered. 18"X24" *SOLD OUT*
Source: http://www.duckywaddles.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=429
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"Bush Hell"

Source:
http://www.thegiant.org/wiki/index.php/Special:Search?search=bush&fulltext=Search

[dblshot]

For today’s thread:

Obama thinks he’s the man
Passing healthcare to prove that he can
Whether you get well
Or just go to hell
Doesn’t figure into his plan

Back on Feb 10, 2010 I posted:

Obama sends out Robert Gibbs
Whose job is to tell lies and fibs,
The bull he still shoots
Is no longer so cute
And his sarcasm is even ticking off libs.

And Nov 5th 2009’s still seems current.

Rangle and the boys were at work
Besides the taxpayers weren’t hurt
It was just a junket
Who’d a thunk it
Charlie’s a Carribean Jerk

[darkangel82]

rofl.

[mlocher]

This was written just before the election in 2008. The tune is one I heard from Tom Lehrer.

You hang with terrorist Ayers, your book he may have wrote,

You were ignorant of his actions, yet his policies you clearly tote.

You worked with him on the Annenberg Foundation, for education so you say,

You spent his 50 million dollars and pissed the money away.

You like to loudly toot your own horn,

You sued CitiBank,

The media’s in your tank

Iraq interference,

Poor judgment inference,

New Party member,

Capitalist dismemberer!

Wants high gas prices,

Cocaine was one of his vices,

And gave 800 thousand dollars to ACORN!

You follow Farakhan and Wright, those Black Liberation Theology Anarchists!

If anyone dares to question you on this, you label them racists!

You claim that every American has a right to government health care that is good,

You say you won’t raise taxes, but your previous words say you would.

To get votes, you say whatever you have to say.

Missing certificate of birth,

Supporter of homeowners with no worth,

Always voting present,

Give-aways by the government,

Talk to our enemies,

While they’re bombing our factories,

“Our Army bombs innocent civilians”

Campaign managers siphoned many tens of millions,

And you accepted payouts from Fannie Mae!

When we elect Obama, our wallets will start to thin,

In 20 months or so, we will wonder why we voted him in.

Who’s voting for Obama? I’ll make the most of that!

Because I’ll make you remember,

Who you voted for in November.

A lying democrat!

[Bean Counter]

There was a young Kenyan, ibn-Obama
Whose Dad chased after white Mama,
With his joint in the air
He developed a flair
For blowing smoke rings shaped like a comma

[American Number 181269513]

The states of America were united
Til Obama got lefties excited
They were Marxist at heart
As they ripped us apart
And then Sarah got the USA righted

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

There is a White House _resident named Hussein.
IT considers self reliant people obscene.
IT snorts coke, lies and tries to appear cool.
IT is just a narcissistic fool!