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1st Annual FR Obama Limerick and Poetry Contest
PA Times | 3/15/10 | Pissant

Posted on 03/15/2010 10:36:11 AM PDT by pissant

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There once was a prez called “uniter”
Who was busted with smokes and a lighter
He called Israel bad news
‘Cause his religion hates jews
So much for Sinclair’s pillow-biter!
1 posted on 03/15/2010 10:36:11 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

This oughta be fun....


2 posted on 03/15/2010 10:38:01 AM PDT by RedDogzRule
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To: pissant

Obama spoke lies threw his teeth,
He is smugness rots whats underneath,
Welcome back Carter,
He ain’t much smarter,
Down with the US, with much grieve


3 posted on 03/15/2010 10:41:15 AM PDT by deadrock (Liberty is a bitch that needs to be bedded on a mattress of cadavers.)
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To: DEADROCK

Grief....


4 posted on 03/15/2010 10:41:44 AM PDT by deadrock (Liberty is a bitch that needs to be bedded on a mattress of cadavers.)
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To: pissant
No offense, but I hope it's also the last annual Obama Limerick contest; and that for one reason or another no one pays any attention to him in 2011.

ML/NJ

5 posted on 03/15/2010 10:42:43 AM PDT by ml/nj
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To: pissant
......not enough words that rhyme with "socialist".....

Or "Kenyan". :-)

6 posted on 03/15/2010 10:43:47 AM PDT by wbill
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To: pissant

There once was a man named Barack
Who praise there was never a lack
He was never well vetted
By the media who wetted
Their pants when he spoke to their pack


7 posted on 03/15/2010 10:43:51 AM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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To: pissant

Zero loves the little children
All the children in our schools
Red and yellow, black and white
Future voters in his sight
Zero loves the little children in our schools

"OK, now everybody, let's sing it together, on the count of three." "Alright! I like dat!" "One, two, three . . ."

MMM, MMM, MM! BARACK OBAMASSIAH
Tune: "Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama" (at 0:33)

Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said our children we must raise
To trust his name and sing his praise
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said he wants to spread the wealth
And now he wants to run our health
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said we hate him 'cause he's black
His Marxist plans we thus attack
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

He said we got all wee-weed up
Do not disturb, do not disrupt!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

No!
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Obamassiah

"OK, now let's do the song, everybody together. One, two, three . . ."

ALL HAIL, GLORIOUS EMPEROR
Tune: "Hello, Mr. President" (at 1:26)

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we come to worship you!
Our school has now become your church, and every desk a pew

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we really think you're great!
Our teachers fill our skulls of mush, it's called "Indoctrinate"

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we praise your holy name!
Our teachers make us wash our hands, and then they wash our brain

All hail, Glorious Emperor, we lift our hands in praise!
Our teachers hope you'll follow through and give them all a raise

So we praise you, Glorious Emperor, there's nothing more to say . . .
If we don't sing this crummy song, they won't give us an "A"!

In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!
In-doc-trinate!

8 posted on 03/15/2010 10:44:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: pissant

Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!


9 posted on 03/15/2010 10:44:56 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: pissant

Hope and Change Obama duped the masses
People too stupid to get off their asses


10 posted on 03/15/2010 10:45:50 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: pissant; tx_eggman

In December of Two Thousand Eight
“Hope and Change” they said would be great.
Those who voted him in
See they got duped again.
For the rest of us, it’s too f____ing late.


11 posted on 03/15/2010 10:47:08 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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BAD NEWS FOR BARACK
Tune: "Limbo Rock" Original MIDI

Every lib'ral boy and girl
All the folks in Limbaugh World
Both sides bashing on Barack
All find something they can mock
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

He'll go lower now
He'll go lower now
How low can he go

First he spread the wealth around
Then he bowed down to the ground
Spend a trillion, make it three
Spend it like it grows on trees
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Though he started out on top
Every time the numbers drop
There's a ratings trend that shows
He will fall to record lows
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Don't move that phone book far
He needs a polling czar
How low can he go

12 posted on 03/15/2010 10:47:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: pissant

Here are my two for right now - -

There once was a guy named Obama
I loathed the man much, as did mama,
His Reverend was Wright,
His views out of sight,
Does my government need this much drama?

There once was a guy named Barrack
In whose views I could not take much stock.
He proposed a health bill
That made me more ill
and its contents were surely a “crock”


13 posted on 03/15/2010 10:47:38 AM PDT by Mr. Wright ( in)
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To: wbill

True, but....

There once was a Kenyan named O
Who was really only partially Bro
He got trained by rank marxists
Joined the Democrat Tard-fest
And in the Limo with Larry did Blow


14 posted on 03/15/2010 10:48:34 AM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: pissant
Barack Obama
Failed at Tegucigalpa
Biden lurks and smiles

15 posted on 03/15/2010 10:49:08 AM PDT by Shermy
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To: pissant

The House and the Senate were hesitant
To pass the bill sought by the president
“If we bypass all rules,
We may look just like fools —
And after November, in office, we’ll no longer be resident.”


16 posted on 03/15/2010 10:49:22 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We're all heading toward red revolution - we just disagree on which type of Red we want.)
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To: Shermy

bravo!


17 posted on 03/15/2010 10:50:05 AM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

simply brilliant :-D.


18 posted on 03/15/2010 10:50:42 AM PDT by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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To: pissant

In Kenya a village’s fool’s missing,
In washington, that fool is ass kissing,
Puckers for Chavez and friends,
Firmly ‘gainst their hind ends,
Whilst on America Obama is pissing.


19 posted on 03/15/2010 10:52:31 AM PDT by MortMan (Viscous rumors are thickening.)
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To: pissant

mmm, mmm, mmmm, Barack Hussein Obama
He has friends who bombed the Pentagon as does Osama


20 posted on 03/15/2010 10:52:45 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: pissant

How about Haiku?

California,
Open up your golden gate,
Barack’s Death Panels.


21 posted on 03/15/2010 10:52:58 AM PDT by AnnGora (Let 'er rip, Tater Chip!)
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To: SpinnerWebb

You might have a winner here, Spinner!!


22 posted on 03/15/2010 10:55:00 AM PDT by misharu (US Congress = children without adult supervision.)
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To: RedDogzRule

“countless artists and poets and celebrities have paid tribute in prose to the boy marxist,”

NOTE: These are the same artists and poets that Pelosi said
will be able top quite their day jobs and not have to worry about Healthcare — working Americans will have their taxes increased so these folks can spend their time
working on paintings and poetry.


23 posted on 03/15/2010 10:58:04 AM PDT by Mr. Wright
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To: pissant
Barak and Michelle went dating With PLENTY of liberal baiting Our money they spent Cause they pay no rent Yet the poor in America still waiting
24 posted on 03/15/2010 10:59:05 AM PDT by onona (dbada)
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To: pissant

Muslims plot our end
The Kenyan smiles so sweetly
Soros pulls their strings


25 posted on 03/15/2010 10:59:27 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We're all heading toward red revolution - we just disagree on which type of Red we want.)
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To: pissant

Disguised as a lamb he arrived
Saying, “Health care we need to survive”
He turned into Satan
While we were awaitin
The health care to cause our demise.


26 posted on 03/15/2010 10:59:35 AM PDT by constant (a)
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To: pissant
Chosen by the numbed,
a follower of Karl Marx
sent to destroy us.


27 posted on 03/15/2010 11:01:10 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (New Olympic tagline Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
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To: onona

Ok, on the to do list........learn how to start new lines in posts :)


28 posted on 03/15/2010 11:01:11 AM PDT by onona (dbada)
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To: pissant
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Barack wil|#/
Bzzzzzzt
Sputter
Clunk
Fail
404

29 posted on 03/15/2010 11:01:43 AM PDT by Shermy
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROTFLMAO


30 posted on 03/15/2010 11:03:13 AM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: pissant
Does Haiku count?

National Health Care-

How the taxes flow

over the cement shoes!

31 posted on 03/15/2010 11:04:11 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
It's silliness time....1st Annual FR Obama Limerick and Poetry Contest

There once was a man named Barack
Who thinks he's some kind of big jock
He promised hope and change
But America he wants to rearrange
And now many own more than one glock
32 posted on 03/15/2010 11:04:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree; mikrofon; VRWCmember

calling you “honor students” over here for a chance to win prizes and bragging rights.... ;’ )


33 posted on 03/15/2010 11:05:10 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: pissant
“countless artists and poets and celebrities have paid tribute in prose to the boy marxist,”

Street artist Shepard Fairey, who designed Obama 'Hope' poster, arrested for graffiti in Boston

NY Daily News | February 7th 2009

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/02/07/2009-02-07_street_artist_shepard_fairey_who_designe.html
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Also from the commie Fairey...

http://www.duckywaddles.com/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=744
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"Stalin Lenin", Shepard Fairey,
limited edition silkscreen, signed
and numbered. 18"X24" *SOLD OUT*
Source: http://www.duckywaddles.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=429
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Photobucket
"Bush Hell"

Source:
http://www.thegiant.org/wiki/index.php/Special:Search?search=bush&fulltext=Search

34 posted on 03/15/2010 11:05:41 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: pissant

For today’s thread:

Obama thinks he’s the man
Passing healthcare to prove that he can
Whether you get well
Or just go to hell
Doesn’t figure into his plan

Back on Feb 10, 2010 I posted:

Obama sends out Robert Gibbs
Whose job is to tell lies and fibs,
The bull he still shoots
Is no longer so cute
And his sarcasm is even ticking off libs.

And Nov 5th 2009’s still seems current.

Rangle and the boys were at work
Besides the taxpayers weren’t hurt
It was just a junket
Who’d a thunk it
Charlie’s a Carribean Jerk


35 posted on 03/15/2010 11:05:50 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: Shermy

rofl.


36 posted on 03/15/2010 11:08:50 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: pissant
This was written just before the election in 2008. The tune is one I heard from Tom Lehrer.

You hang with terrorist Ayers, your book he may have wrote,

You were ignorant of his actions, yet his policies you clearly tote.

You worked with him on the Annenberg Foundation, for education so you say,

You spent his 50 million dollars and pissed the money away.

You like to loudly toot your own horn,

You sued CitiBank,

The media’s in your tank

Iraq interference,

Poor judgment inference,

New Party member,

Capitalist dismemberer!

Wants high gas prices,

Cocaine was one of his vices,

And gave 800 thousand dollars to ACORN!

You follow Farakhan and Wright, those Black Liberation Theology Anarchists!

If anyone dares to question you on this, you label them racists!

You claim that every American has a right to government health care that is good,

You say you won’t raise taxes, but your previous words say you would.

To get votes, you say whatever you have to say.

Missing certificate of birth,

Supporter of homeowners with no worth,

Always voting present,

Give-aways by the government,

Talk to our enemies,

While they’re bombing our factories,

“Our Army bombs innocent civilians”

Campaign managers siphoned many tens of millions,

And you accepted payouts from Fannie Mae!

When we elect Obama, our wallets will start to thin,

In 20 months or so, we will wonder why we voted him in.

Who’s voting for Obama? I’ll make the most of that!

Because I’ll make you remember,

Who you voted for in November.

A lying democrat!

37 posted on 03/15/2010 11:10:53 AM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: wbill

There was a young Kenyan, ibn-Obama
Whose Dad chased after white Mama,
With his joint in the air
He developed a flair
For blowing smoke rings shaped like a comma


38 posted on 03/15/2010 11:13:04 AM PDT by Bean Counter (I keeps mah feathers numbered, for just such an emergency...)
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To: pissant
The states of America were united
Til Obama got lefties excited
They were Marxist at heart
As they ripped us apart
And then Sarah got the USA righted

39 posted on 03/15/2010 11:13:58 AM PDT by American Number 181269513 (SARAH PALIN IS MY CUP OF TEA!)
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To: pissant
There is a White House _resident named Hussein.
IT considers self reliant people obscene.
IT snorts coke, lies and tries to appear cool.
IT is just a narcissistic fool!
40 posted on 03/15/2010 11:15:33 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: pissant

Chicago style thugs
Socialism will save us
The true Obama


41 posted on 03/15/2010 11:16:47 AM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

You whizzed on the electric fence, didn’t you?


42 posted on 03/15/2010 11:18:13 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: pissant

Start a fishy rumor ‘bout Hussein
And Rahm will get into your brain
You think Bush did some spying!
Or cheating and lying,
Chicago’s finest will drive you insane...


43 posted on 03/15/2010 11:20:07 AM PDT by Bean Counter (I keeps mah feathers numbered, for just such an emergency...)
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To: pissant
We thought we knew the man named Obama ,
As the lib media said, “Don’t let the facts alarm ‘ya” ,
But once elected the undocumented paperless gent,
Showed America how his proterrorist heart was bent,
And now we are stuck with the man only confused with Osama.
44 posted on 03/15/2010 11:23:40 AM PDT by Diogenesis ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." --Thomas Jefferson)
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To: pissant

There once was a man who votes present
He wanted to be a uniter and president
He quoted “now is the time”
And look now on our dime
He’s ruining our country, the resident!


45 posted on 03/15/2010 11:23:42 AM PDT by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: pissant

There once was a Nation so free
That no-one believed it could be
Ever charmed by a toad
Or buy his full load
Of old timey, new slavery


46 posted on 03/15/2010 11:23:48 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)
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To: DEADROCK

He came from the ACORN community
A man who gives terrorists immunity
He’s out of control
With an islamic soul
He’s taking control with impunity!


47 posted on 03/15/2010 11:24:07 AM PDT by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: pissant
There once was a little Soetoro
Who changed his name into a Zero
His mother no 'Mommie'
His father a Commie
His mentors like Louis Calypso.
48 posted on 03/15/2010 11:24:43 AM PDT by 444Flyer (America, we are being Waterboarded.)
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To: Anitius Severinus Boethius

He claims he came from Hawaii
But no birth certificate did we see
His background is Red
His mentors have all said
But he‘s the messiah and go down on a knee!

Ok, I have to go back to work now.


49 posted on 03/15/2010 11:24:56 AM PDT by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: pissant

As deep as they can possibly plow,
The Dhimmies seed Chairman Mao.
They just ignore his reason,
For slaughter each Season,
Few baby girls do ChiComms allow...


50 posted on 03/15/2010 11:26:32 AM PDT by Bean Counter (I keeps mah feathers numbered, for just such an emergency...)
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