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1st Annual FR Obama Limerick and Poetry Contest
PA Times | 3/15/10 | Pissant

Posted on 03/15/2010 10:36:11 AM PDT by pissant

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To: KosmicKitty

A smoker, a joker, a witch
Their elitism causes me to itch
Their self aggrandizing arrogance
And illogical stance
Will cause their agenda to soon have a glitch


101 posted on 03/15/2010 1:01:57 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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To: pissant

Joker Face (as sung by Joker Gag Gag )

I wanna pass em’ like they do in Kennedy’s Day
Vote em’ tax em’ hit me raise it baby stay with me
Bucks and intimidation play the house with TARP to start
And after they’s been hooked I’ll play the medicine for their heart

I’ll take it over, show them what I’ve got
I’ll take it over, show them what I’ve got

Can’t stop my,
Can’t stop my
No they can’t stop my Joker face
Can’t stop my
Can’t stop my
No they can’t stop my Joker face

Joker face, Joker face
Joker face, Joker face

I wanna roll with him a healthcare bill to be
A little gambling with your health is fun to me
Russian Economy is just so fun
And baby when it’s socialist if it’s not rough it isn’t fun, fun
I’ll take it over, show him what I’ve got
I’ll take it over, show him what I’ve got

Can’t stop my,
Can’t stop my
No they can’t stop my Joker face
Can’t stop my
Can’t stop my
No they can’t stop my Joker face

Joker face, Joker face
Joker face, Joker face


102 posted on 03/15/2010 1:02:48 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: pissant

There once was a good country, that’s US
Caring Americans; we would fuss
But then came abortion
With BO, more contortion
Can a prez be tossed under the bus?


103 posted on 03/15/2010 1:02:57 PM PDT by mlizzy ("Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person" --Mother Teresa.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excellent, Ha!


104 posted on 03/15/2010 1:04:32 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Palladin

The First Lady of President Slime
Proud of her country for the first time
Going after fat kids
Fatty food she forbids
Being an elite is surely sublime


105 posted on 03/15/2010 1:06:40 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.)
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To: pissant

There was a young Bum from Nairobi
Whose father was not Wan Kenobi.
When asked, said “Of course!”
With me is the Farce, not the Force, old Obi”


106 posted on 03/15/2010 1:24:35 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: pissant

Indonesia had a Bummer whose
Amnesia was his number.
He couldn`t recall
Columbia at all,
and went back to Chicago dumber.


107 posted on 03/15/2010 1:29:35 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: pissant

A candidate wisely deduced
that his poll numbers would receive a boost
if he joined reverend wright
and claimed that the white
people’s chickens would come home to roost!!!


108 posted on 03/15/2010 1:30:17 PM PDT by Captainpaintball (If the right has TEABAGGERS, then the left has SCUMBAGGERS and DOUCHEBAGGERS!!!)
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To: pissant

There was a Bummer hula,
who mother was no foolah;
She birthed him somewhere
up in the air
and now he wants all our moolah.


109 posted on 03/15/2010 1:33:13 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: pissant

There once was a man named Obama
Who married a wide shouldered mama
Her fashionable belts
On her children left whelts
When they called their daddy Osama


110 posted on 03/15/2010 1:40:16 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Tax the poor. Taxes will give them a stake in society)
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To: pissant

I happened to catch the Simpsons on Sunday and they actually ripped Biden and Zero...my wife and I were stunned...but laughed hard.


111 posted on 03/15/2010 1:40:35 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse ("Peace" is that brief, glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading. (Anon))
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To: pissant

There was once a president named barrack,
his poll numbers they fell like a rock.
He thought he was cool,
but in fact was a fool,
putting too much faith in his own stock.


112 posted on 03/15/2010 1:45:30 PM PDT by tioga
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To: pissant

Obama, who studied Alinsky
Loves the Nanny-State (he’s a buttinsky)
Wants to manage our health
And control all our wealth
He sucks even more than Lewinsky


113 posted on 03/15/2010 1:47:54 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Barack Obama: Government:: Bernie Madoff: Finance)
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To: SpinnerWebb
For the rest of us, it’s too f____ing late.

Sorry, illegal limerick...........try the following:

In Winter of Two Thousand Eight

“Hope and Change” they said would be great.

Those who voted him in

See they got duped again.

For us, it’s too f____ing late.

114 posted on 03/15/2010 1:55:07 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My boomerang won't come back)
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To: pissant

Part Two....

In the White House there dewelleth a Wookie
Upon whom the Joker calleth for nookie.
With a very wide belt
She raiseth a whelt
Exclaiming no health bill no looky


115 posted on 03/15/2010 1:57:45 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Tax the poor. Taxes will give them a stake in society)
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To: pissant

Hickory Dickory Dock,
Larry Sinclair $ucked his ****,
He snorted drugs
And hired some thugs
His birth certificate is a total crock….


116 posted on 03/15/2010 2:02:20 PM PDT by AdamBomb
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To: pissant

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat
(as retold by Pan_Yan)

The (Ass) and the (RINO) went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey,
and plenty of (campaign) money
Wrapped up in a (501 c3) note.

The (Ass) looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!”

(RINO) said to the (Ass), “You elegant (Marxist),
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! let us be married;
too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?”
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the bong-tree grows;
And there in a wood a (Community Organizer) stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With (coke residue under) his nose.

“Dear (Community Organizer) , are you willing to sell for (ten trillion dollars)
Your ring?” Said the (Community Organizer), “I will.”
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the (Soros) who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a (tax subsidized) spoon;

And hand in hand on the (senate floor)
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.


117 posted on 03/15/2010 2:56:56 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (Trolls: I R 1 R U 1 2?)
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To: Lucky9teen

And now many own more than one glock

You got that right !!!!


118 posted on 03/15/2010 3:23:20 PM PDT by buck61
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To: pissant

Obama, the whiner importunate
Vacation delayed ... how unfortunate!
But there’s no support there
Re: the votes for healthcare,
However they try to apportion it.


119 posted on 03/15/2010 3:42:08 PM PDT by mikrofon (Making use of today's WFTD)
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To: pissant
I'm tired of Barack
He ain't nothin’ but a hack

His friends are all Reds
With evil thoughts in their heads

In 2010 we'll take our stand
And stop this insanity in Our Land!

120 posted on 03/15/2010 3:52:27 PM PDT by smokingfrog (You can't ignore your boss and expect to keep your job... WWW.filipthishouse2010.com)
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To: pissant

The author of “Dreams from My Father”,
Was it Barry, Bill Ayers, or another?
While our President elf
Claims he wrote it himself
There’s more odds that it’s Santa’s mother.


121 posted on 03/15/2010 4:02:57 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama's policy: A thousand points of lies.)
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To: pissant

Indonesia, Hawaii, Mombassa ?
Public school or Islamic Madrasa?
doesn’t matter to me
cause it’s all plain to see
he’s doing the work of La Raza


122 posted on 03/15/2010 4:56:09 PM PDT by WackySam (To argue with a man who has renounced his reason is like giving medicine to the dead.)
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To: xsmommy; stephenjohnbanker; mnehring

Woo hoo.

I haven’t been able to play on one of these threads in forever. Although I think mnehring took the day.

:-)


123 posted on 03/15/2010 5:40:53 PM PDT by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

!!!!!


124 posted on 03/15/2010 6:15:21 PM PDT by Palladin (The Obama administration is a criminal enterprise.)
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To: Lucky9teen

He came in lying about hope
then downward the economy sloped
We elected Obama
and got an Osama
Did America vote high on dope?


125 posted on 03/15/2010 6:32:14 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: pissant

There once was a Kenyan named Barry
Whose politics were really quite scary
He ruled like a king
But The People did sing
“WE DON’T WANT YOUR SOCIALISM, YOU FAIRY!!!”

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There once was a faker named Obama
Who thought all Americans were in a coma
But The People AWOKE
And in time they all SPOKE
So loudly even Pelosi could hear them


126 posted on 03/15/2010 10:02:38 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: pissant
Obama’s a Kenyan named Barry

Whose past so cloudy it’s scary.

With Marxist purveyors

like Wright and Bill Ayers

Our freedom Obama will bury.

127 posted on 03/16/2010 3:23:42 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My boomerang won't come back)
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To: pissant

on a beam of light he descended
with a teleprompter appended
he’ll be loose with the facts
and bitter clingers he’ll tax
until even his strawmen are offended


128 posted on 03/16/2010 6:41:54 AM PDT by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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To: mnehring

>>> “ The Obama (With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe)”

*wild applause + roses lofted your way*


129 posted on 03/16/2010 9:41:02 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: pissant

there once was a boy from Jakarta,

whose daddy did a-parta,

and his mama was a skank,

that Barry’s no Yank!


130 posted on 03/16/2010 9:57:55 AM PDT by PghBaldy (Like the Ft Hood Killer, James Earl Ray was just stressed when he killed MLK Jr.)
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