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Florida vampire to run for president
WTSP ^ | 3.15.10

Posted on 03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT by Perdogg

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1 posted on 03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Bender2; Impy; dfwgator; fieldmarshaldj

ping


2 posted on 03/15/2010 3:06:32 PM PDT by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: Perdogg

Better than some of the Blood Suckers we have in Washington DC now.........Or “Cork” soakers.....LOL


3 posted on 03/15/2010 3:07:19 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Slings and Arrows

/mark


4 posted on 03/15/2010 3:07:28 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Perdogg
the nation's first vampire president.

Wouldn't that be Baracula, sucking the lifeblood out of this nation?

5 posted on 03/15/2010 3:08:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Perdogg

def a bloodsucker.


6 posted on 03/15/2010 3:08:28 PM PDT by Pavegunner72
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To: Perdogg

His run for office really sucks....or maybe it just bites....

Either way, he can only campaign at night.....


7 posted on 03/15/2010 3:09:07 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Perdogg

Didn’t he run for congress in Minnesota a few years back?


8 posted on 03/15/2010 3:11:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Perdogg

Heck this beats what we have now. Also, I’d rather have Vampirella for FLOTUS than the Wookie.


9 posted on 03/15/2010 3:11:36 PM PDT by eartotheground
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To: Perdogg

not cute enough to be vampire.


10 posted on 03/15/2010 3:12:31 PM PDT by gussiefinknottle (woof!woof!woof!)
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To: Perdogg

I didn’t think it was physically possible but this story both sux and blows at the same time.


11 posted on 03/15/2010 3:13:26 PM PDT by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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To: eartotheground

let’s take a poll!!!!

Obambi or the Vampyre!!!

FOX NEWS should run it!!!! that would make great news this week and help derail obambicare


12 posted on 03/15/2010 3:14:41 PM PDT by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Obviously he'll be running as a Democrat.


13 posted on 03/15/2010 3:14:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Cocoa Judas!)
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To: eartotheground
This is her facebook picture


14 posted on 03/15/2010 3:14:56 PM PDT by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: Perdogg

Does this mean we can get free blood transfusions under Obattacare?


15 posted on 03/15/2010 3:19:39 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: Lazamataz; fieldmarshaldj

verdict?


16 posted on 03/15/2010 3:20:28 PM PDT by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: Perdogg

snog


17 posted on 03/15/2010 3:25:49 PM PDT by cake_crumb (RR on ObieCare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs&feature=player_embedded#)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No, he’s running as a Republican. ROFL video at the link in the OP.


18 posted on 03/15/2010 3:26:44 PM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: gussiefinknottle

I guess he forgot that vampires are preternaturally cute. Sniff... He doesn’t pass the cute-enough smell test.


19 posted on 03/15/2010 3:28:05 PM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: TheOldLady

yes, he could not fool me!


20 posted on 03/15/2010 3:29:45 PM PDT by gussiefinknottle (woof!woof!woof!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Perdogg
Dingbat would only be able to campaign at night!
21 posted on 03/15/2010 3:34:07 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Get rich... Fire the government)
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To: Perdogg

WTH?? The Left is always clamoring for diversity! Let’s give vampires a try! If nothing else, they should be great foreign policy negotiators with Muslim countries. No crosses anywhere in sight.


22 posted on 03/15/2010 3:36:07 PM PDT by OrangeHoof ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Bend over suckahs".)
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To: Perdogg

Dracula would never take the bus.


23 posted on 03/15/2010 3:39:43 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: jakerobins
Better than some of the Blood Suckers we have in Washington DC now.........Or “Cork” soakers.....LOL

"This means fargin war! I'll have your bells in a sling you fargin bastidge!"

FMCDH(BITS)

24 posted on 03/15/2010 3:53:57 PM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Perdogg

He met his girlfriend of 19 online?

The Dems will really be able to dig up dirt on this guy!


25 posted on 03/15/2010 4:01:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

Oh c’mon, how many skeletons could a guy like THAT have in his closet?


26 posted on 03/15/2010 4:08:02 PM PDT by cake_crumb (RR on ObieCare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs&feature=player_embedded#)
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To: Perdogg

19 ? Uh... Creepy.


27 posted on 03/15/2010 4:09:14 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: eartotheground

Yeah, Vampirella! The comixs I graduated to after “Sgt. Rock”” When it comes to a truly great tush, Vampirella’s got it, even if she is a comic book character.(The girl can’t help it, she was drawn that way.)


28 posted on 03/15/2010 4:28:11 PM PDT by John-Irish ("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
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To: Perdogg

Well, ain’t they a cute couple.


29 posted on 03/15/2010 4:30:22 PM PDT by John-Irish ("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
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To: Perdogg

“Verdict’’? Ah, um, I dunno, leaning towards guilty but there is some reasonable doubt. Could be a hung jury..... Ah, what the heck , guilty.


30 posted on 03/15/2010 4:32:39 PM PDT by John-Irish ("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
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To: Perdogg

Ok, well wait a minute here. I’m all for these two running for office yahoo! But how are they going to campaign and what if they do get elected, will they only be out at night? They have to, right? They’re vampires.


31 posted on 03/15/2010 4:34:55 PM PDT by John-Irish ("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
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To: TheOldLady

The joke was too good to ruin with facts. ;^)


32 posted on 03/15/2010 4:54:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Cocoa Judas!)
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To: jakerobins
Better than some of the Blood Suckers we have in Washington DC now

Watch out what you wish for! Remember when all the talk was about Hillary thinking about running for pres? We wished and we hoped and look what we got.........Just sayin', thats all.

33 posted on 03/15/2010 4:59:05 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My boomerang won't come back)
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To: cripplecreek

Governor, IIRC.


34 posted on 03/15/2010 5:01:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Cocoa Judas!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Love your new tagline. It only took a second, but once it got it, it made me LOL!


35 posted on 03/15/2010 5:17:53 PM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: Perdogg

Better than what we have now!!


36 posted on 03/15/2010 5:26:20 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: nothingnew
LOL...I can't believe someone got the Johnny Dangerously reference.....
37 posted on 03/15/2010 5:37:18 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Perdogg

The pictures with the story are a riot. I think the only thing his fiancee has sunk her fangs into lately are donuts.

You’d never catch Christopher Lee in a trucker cap.


38 posted on 03/15/2010 6:11:04 PM PDT by exile (I will NOT submit.)
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To: John-Irish
Well, ain’t they a cute couple.

What's with the closeup pics of the girl's hickey? You'd think Count Chocula there would be able to pierce the skin.

39 posted on 03/15/2010 6:15:12 PM PDT by exile (I will NOT submit.)
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To: Perdogg
What a goon.....Those twighlight homo's look more like Vampire's than that fat tub.....Did Jonathan go to Hot Topic to get his Vamp Gear.....LOL
40 posted on 03/15/2010 6:26:58 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: ReneeLynn; windcliff

LOL!


41 posted on 03/15/2010 6:29:23 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Perdogg
Maybe if he buys a REAL sword and stops dressing himself in the draperies...


42 posted on 03/15/2010 6:29:38 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Dead Corpse

His Mom’s basement is his campaign headquarters.


43 posted on 03/15/2010 6:35:09 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

“His Mom’s basement is his campaign headquarters.”

and also his room.


44 posted on 03/15/2010 7:39:47 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Grizzled Bear

Please tell me he’s not a Libertarian... That’s the last thing we “l”ibertarians need. We’ve got great ideas, and we never compromise on principles, but we also seem to attract every nutcase out there that hasn’t already been scooped up by the Dems.


45 posted on 03/15/2010 8:12:37 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Perdogg

yeah, we really need more blood suckers in DC.

Thanks but no thanks.


46 posted on 03/15/2010 8:13:32 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: eartotheground

hey! Don’t insult Wookies like that :(


47 posted on 03/15/2010 8:14:23 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: TheOldLady; Salamander

Glad you like. It’s one of the more imaginative things that I’ve been called.


48 posted on 03/15/2010 11:53:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Cocoa Judas!)
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To: TheOldLady; Slings and Arrows

Don’t trust him!

He’s in league with the Evil Chocolate cartel!

He’ll “push” you into pigging out on Ghiardielli 60% baking chips and hock your hips to the devil!

He’s eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!
Evil, I say!

[but damn, they were good]


49 posted on 03/15/2010 11:58:43 PM PDT by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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He’s eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil! Evil, I say!

*blush*

50 posted on 03/15/2010 11:59:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Cocoa Judas!)
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