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Florida vampire to run for president
WTSP ^ | 3.15.10

Posted on 03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT by Perdogg

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To: Perdogg; shibumi; humblegunner; Jet Jaguar; Slings and Arrows; Eaker; Markos33

“to become the nation’s first vampire president”

Too late, now.


51 posted on 03/16/2010 12:00:21 AM PDT by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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To: jakerobins
Roman Moroni makes a good avatar. Not many get it. In some forums, no one does.


52 posted on 03/16/2010 12:03:52 AM PDT by Brugmansian
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To: Slings and Arrows

We’ve got an EMO now so we should slowly build up to a Goth and *then* a vampire POTUS.

All things in good order, ya know.

[personally, I wanna see an old school punk rocker prez...Iggy Pop is eligible]


53 posted on 03/16/2010 12:05:15 AM PDT by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Black No.1”
[paraphrased]

“When I called him evil, he just laughed.”


54 posted on 03/16/2010 12:11:17 AM PDT by Salamander (....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
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To: Salamander

55 posted on 03/16/2010 12:38:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Cocoa Judas!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Sharkey was once on the Executive Committee of the Hillsborough Co. Republican Party


56 posted on 03/16/2010 1:02:51 AM PDT by bluecollarman (Finally..... No Microsoft! Kiss mine Mr. Gates. I finally broke free with linux !! :))
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To: Perdogg

geeeeeeeeeeez just when I was getting my prez list narrowed down this guy comes along.


57 posted on 03/16/2010 1:05:07 AM PDT by rrrod
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To: Slings and Arrows
Cocoa Judas

Someone called you that? Why?

58 posted on 03/16/2010 3:42:27 AM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander

Oh, I get it. You tempted Salamander into pigging out on Ghiardelli chocolate.

You really are evil.

The 100% cacao is much better if you want chocolate. The 60% is for a chocolate+sugar jones.


59 posted on 03/16/2010 3:48:45 AM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: bluecollarman
Wow...

Did he suffer a brain injury or something? OR has he always been like this?

60 posted on 03/16/2010 6:00:53 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He sucks.


61 posted on 03/16/2010 8:16:37 AM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA; AuH2ORepublican; darkangel82; ...
"Sharkey was once on the Executive Committee of the Hillsborough Co. Republican Party (HCRP) in the 1990s, but A.J. Matthews, HCRP State Committeeman, says he didn't show any of the extreme behaviors he's exhibiting now.

"He does believe in Republican values," Matthews said. "Is he going to make a big splash with his current identification of being a vampire? That's up to the voters to decide."

With the popularity of those dumb vampire movies this may be our best bet to win the college age vote.

62 posted on 03/16/2010 8:17:35 AM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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To: TheOldLady
I guess he forgot that vampires are preternaturally cute.

He is a 'fancy lad'.

63 posted on 03/16/2010 8:19:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: exile
You’d never catch Christopher Lee in a trucker cap.

No, but I could picture Ted "Lurch" Cassidy wearing one.


64 posted on 03/16/2010 8:21:46 AM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: a fool in paradise

Okay.

Fine.

Not counting Gary Oldman.

;-D


65 posted on 03/16/2010 8:52:22 AM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: Dead Corpse
I didn't know Ronnie Dio was running for office.


66 posted on 03/16/2010 9:00:09 AM PDT by Pyro7480 ("If you know how not to pray, take Joseph as your master, and you will not go astray." - St. Teresa)
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To: TheOldLady
I know he is a freaky dude and all, and I do not approve of vampires in elected office, and I would most likely not hit it off with him in a social scenario, but when I read that he is 45 and his GF is 19, I said a spontaneous "Niiiiiiiiiiiice".

Sorry, couldn't help it, Although according to the commonly-accepted rule of "your age divided by two, plus seven", the youngest he could date and not be creepy is 29.5.

67 posted on 03/16/2010 12:58:44 PM PDT by I Buried My Guns
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To: Perdogg

“Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online.”

The internet is a fine replacement for having millions of dollars.


68 posted on 03/16/2010 1:00:37 PM PDT by Grunthor (Everyone hates the U.S. at least until they need liberated.)
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To: jakerobins

“Cork” soakers”

My mudda used dat joke once.

ONCE.


69 posted on 03/16/2010 1:03:11 PM PDT by Grunthor (Everyone hates the U.S. at least until they need liberated.)
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To: Pyro7480

Your picture needs a caption;

“Actual size”


70 posted on 03/16/2010 1:05:21 PM PDT by Grunthor (Everyone hates the U.S. at least until they need liberated.)
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To: I Buried My Guns
Now that's just piling on. How many ways can one guy be creepy? His being a vampire who can't even give a bite stronger than a hickey isn't creepy enough for you? Gee whiz. </s>
71 posted on 03/16/2010 2:53:19 PM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: Impy

Thank you for this important ping. A vampire? We have enough of them in DC already.

Besides, America is going to be tired of a cartoon president by 2012.


72 posted on 03/17/2010 2:27:47 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Weakening McCain strengthens our borders, weakens guest worker aka amnesty)
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To: Dead Corpse

>>> “Please tell me he’s not a Libertarian... That’s the last thing we “l”ibertarians need. We’ve got great ideas, and we never compromise on principles, but we also seem to attract every nutcase out there that hasn’t already been scooped up by the Dems.”

He was, until switching to run on the Pubbie ticket.

Yeah, I know. It’s embarrassin’.


73 posted on 03/17/2010 7:05:19 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

In all seriousness this “vampire” guy is a creep.


74 posted on 03/17/2010 5:42:15 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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