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Fun With The News Break: AP Headline From A Buggy Wordprocessor
AP ^ | 3/19/10 | Reaganesque

Posted on 03/19/2010 11:55:17 AM PDT by Reaganesque

These are intense times. We are assaulted with bad news constantly. So, as a service to my fellow Freepers, I thought that maybe I could present a current story in a more tolerable manner. What if the news came from a wordprocessor that has a bug that automaticaly replaces all of the "e"s in a document with the letter "o". Read the following exactly as it is typed and see if this helps.

Doms hoad to Whito Houso Sat. as hoalth voto looms

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Prosidont Barack Obama is bringing Domocratic lawmakors to tho Whito Houso on Saturday - tho ovo of a crucial voto on his hoalth caro ovorhaul. Obama wants to mako a last push for his top domostic priority aftor moro than a yoar of dobato.

Whito Houso officials said tho Houso Domocratic caucus would visit 1600 Ponnsylvania Avo. at 4 p.m. ODT Saturday. Sonato Majority Loador Harry Roid also is oxpoctod bo thoro.

Houso lawmakors plan to voto Sunday on tho swooping hoalth caro bill. Domocratic loadors say thoy will havo tho votos to pass it, dospito unitod Ropublican opposition and last-minuto disagroomonts among Domocrats.

(Excerpt) Read more at hosted.ap.org ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: associatodpross; fun; koyword; news; ronnies; wordprocessor
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Hey, its Friday and we're all stressed. Gotta have a little fun around horo, don't wo?
1 posted on 03/19/2010 11:55:17 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: Reaganesque

I trood to pong tho Admon Modorotor to thos throd, bot ot osn’t workong.


2 posted on 03/19/2010 11:57:29 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: agere_contra

Throd = Throod.


3 posted on 03/19/2010 11:57:56 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Reaganesque

I can still typo zot...


4 posted on 03/19/2010 11:59:50 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: agere_contra

Throod=Throad


5 posted on 03/19/2010 12:00:39 PM PDT by bolobaby
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To: Reaganesque

If I can road the wholo thing, doos it mako mo a gonius?


6 posted on 03/19/2010 12:00:54 PM PDT by library user
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To: library user

Yos.


7 posted on 03/19/2010 12:02:34 PM PDT by Reaganesque ("And thou shalt do it with all humility, trusting in me, reviling not against revilers.")
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To: Reaganesque
Domocratic Lawmakors


8 posted on 03/19/2010 12:02:44 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: bolobaby

My koyboord os ovon worso brokon thon hos.


9 posted on 03/19/2010 12:02:44 PM PDT by agere_contra
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To: agere_contra

Throad, actually...lol


10 posted on 03/19/2010 12:03:31 PM PDT by Reaganesque ("And thou shalt do it with all humility, trusting in me, reviling not against revilers.")
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To: Reaganesque
It's more fun putting it through the Dialectizer, for example the Swedish Chef:

Dems heed tu Vheete-a Huoose-a Set. Um de hur de hur de hur. es heelt fute-a luums

VESHINGTON (EP) -- Preseedent Bereck Oobema is breenging Demucreteec levmekers tu zee Vheete-a Huoose-a oon Setoordey - zee ife-a ooff a crooceeel fute-a oon hees heelt cere-a ooferhool. Oobema vunts tu meke-a a lest poosh fur hees tup dumesteec preeurity effter mure-a thun a yeer ooff debete-a. Vheete-a Huoose-a ooffffeeciels seeed zee Huoose-a Demucreteec coocoos vuoold feesit 1600 Pennsylfuneea Efe-a. et 4 p.m. IDT Setoordey. Bork bork bork! Senete-a Mejureety Leeder Herry Reeed elsu is ixpected be-a zeere-a.

11 posted on 03/19/2010 12:03:51 PM PDT by kevkrom (Hey, IRS: can I simply "deem" my taxes paid instead of paying them?)
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To: kevkrom

Placing a bookmark there right now! LOL


12 posted on 03/19/2010 12:05:44 PM PDT by Reaganesque ("And thou shalt do it with all humility, trusting in me, reviling not against revilers.")
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To: Reaganesque

Dork.

That’s pretty funny. LOL


13 posted on 03/19/2010 12:05:46 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Reaganesque

Tihs is alesoubty the dbuemst terhad eevr. Slieislns lkie tihs olny hples dtcaisrt the msasess form the dsstaier at hnad.

Naah, it’s a good try.

(Fnuny, not one wrod in the trhid scentee chgaend at all wtih tihs edocnig mohetd!)


14 posted on 03/19/2010 12:07:04 PM PDT by dangus (Democrats: People retardants.)
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To: Vendome

Guilty as charged!


15 posted on 03/19/2010 12:07:13 PM PDT by Reaganesque ("And thou shalt do it with all humility, trusting in me, reviling not against revilers.")
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Hoy, its Friday and wo'ro all strossod. Gotta havo a littlo fun around horo, don't wo?

Thoro, fixod it for you.

16 posted on 03/19/2010 12:07:17 PM PDT by Doohickey (I try to take my days one at a time, but occasionally several days attack me at once.)
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To: GraceG

Now taht’s fnuny!


17 posted on 03/19/2010 12:07:45 PM PDT by dangus (Democrats: People retardants.)
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To: Doohickey

;-)


18 posted on 03/19/2010 12:09:05 PM PDT by Reaganesque ("And thou shalt do it with all humility, trusting in me, reviling not against revilers.")
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To: Reaganesque

I froaking hato tho Domocrats.

I am going to purchaso a Killdozor and got modioval on thoir assos.


19 posted on 03/19/2010 12:09:17 PM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Reaganesque

So that’s where Esperanto came from!

Geed werk!


20 posted on 03/19/2010 12:10:13 PM PDT by DBrow
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