Skip to comments.Fun With The News Break: AP Headline From A Buggy Wordprocessor
Posted on 03/19/2010 11:55:17 AM PDT by Reaganesque
These are intense times. We are assaulted with bad news constantly. So, as a service to my fellow Freepers, I thought that maybe I could present a current story in a more tolerable manner. What if the news came from a wordprocessor that has a bug that automaticaly replaces all of the "e"s in a document with the letter "o". Read the following exactly as it is typed and see if this helps.
Doms hoad to Whito Houso Sat. as hoalth voto looms
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Prosidont Barack Obama is bringing Domocratic lawmakors to tho Whito Houso on Saturday - tho ovo of a crucial voto on his hoalth caro ovorhaul. Obama wants to mako a last push for his top domostic priority aftor moro than a yoar of dobato.
Whito Houso officials said tho Houso Domocratic caucus would visit 1600 Ponnsylvania Avo. at 4 p.m. ODT Saturday. Sonato Majority Loador Harry Roid also is oxpoctod bo thoro.
Houso lawmakors plan to voto Sunday on tho swooping hoalth caro bill. Domocratic loadors say thoy will havo tho votos to pass it, dospito unitod Ropublican opposition and last-minuto disagroomonts among Domocrats.
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I trood to pong tho Admon Modorotor to thos throd, bot ot osn’t workong.
Throd = Throod.
I can still typo zot...
If I can road the wholo thing, doos it mako mo a gonius?
My koyboord os ovon worso brokon thon hos.
Dems heed tu Vheete-a Huoose-a Set. Um de hur de hur de hur. es heelt fute-a luums
VESHINGTON (EP) -- Preseedent Bereck Oobema is breenging Demucreteec levmekers tu zee Vheete-a Huoose-a oon Setoordey - zee ife-a ooff a crooceeel fute-a oon hees heelt cere-a ooferhool. Oobema vunts tu meke-a a lest poosh fur hees tup dumesteec preeurity effter mure-a thun a yeer ooff debete-a. Vheete-a Huoose-a ooffffeeciels seeed zee Huoose-a Demucreteec coocoos vuoold feesit 1600 Pennsylfuneea Efe-a. et 4 p.m. IDT Setoordey. Bork bork bork! Senete-a Mejureety Leeder Herry Reeed elsu is ixpected be-a zeere-a.
Placing a bookmark there right now! LOL
That’s pretty funny. LOL
Tihs is alesoubty the dbuemst terhad eevr. Slieislns lkie tihs olny hples dtcaisrt the msasess form the dsstaier at hnad.
Naah, it’s a good try.
(Fnuny, not one wrod in the trhid scentee chgaend at all wtih tihs edocnig mohetd!)
Guilty as charged!
Thoro, fixod it for you.
Now taht’s fnuny!
I froaking hato tho Domocrats.
I am going to purchaso a Killdozor and got modioval on thoir assos.
So that’s where Esperanto came from!