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true yes, but its from michigan about 10 years ago.

41 posted on 03/26/2010 8:34:05 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)

42 posted on 03/26/2010 8:41:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Watch out for the term SOCIAL JUSTICE! It only equals MARXISM and GOV'T CONTROL!)

To: absolootezer0

43 posted on 03/26/2010 8:45:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Watch out for the term SOCIAL JUSTICE! It only equals MARXISM and GOV'T CONTROL!)

To: Gay State Conservative

I'm most turned off by the size of his conscience.

I haven't been able to find a microscope large enough to see it, yet.

44 posted on 03/26/2010 8:53:36 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)

"I have been thinking about the healthcare problem and how to pay for healthcare. If you took all the money the Republicans have spent trying to stop healthcare and all the money Democrats have spent trying to get healthcare, we could afford healthcare." --Jay Leno

Says Jay Leno, near billionaire.

I do think that there has been a tremendous environmental impact of wasted resources (paper, electronic media, tax dollars, and human time-energy) on the myth of man-made global warming.

45 posted on 03/26/2010 8:59:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 (nothing but the best) cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY

-—— Democrat’s Answer: -——

- Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
- Does the man look poor or oppressed?
- Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
- Could we run away?
- What does my wife think?
- What about the kids?
- Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
- What does the law say about this situation?
- Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
- Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
- Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
- Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
- If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
- Should I call 9-1-1?
- Why is this street so deserted?
- We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
- Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
- I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
- This is all so confusing!

-—— Republican’s Answer: -——

-BANG!

-—— Southerner’s Answer: -——

- BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

- Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’
-’Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Gold Dots +Ps?! ‘

-Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’

-Wife: ‘You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!

47 posted on 03/26/2010 9:01:46 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)

49 posted on 03/26/2010 9:05:03 AM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)

I'm still partial to comparisons of Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, et al to the coven of Satanists in Rosemary's Baby.

51 posted on 03/26/2010 9:07:50 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")

Loved that movie, loved that show, had that T-shirt.

52 posted on 03/26/2010 9:09:55 AM PDT by synbad600

To: Jo Nuvark; Lucky9teen

53 posted on 03/26/2010 9:10:38 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income... Fire the government)

I know a girl who worked in the WalMart warehouse and made over $17 an hour.

54 posted on 03/26/2010 9:10:50 AM PDT by synbad600

To: a fool in paradise

55 posted on 03/26/2010 9:12:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)

Hey now, there are supposed to be 57 stars on that flag, comrade.

56 posted on 03/26/2010 9:12:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")

57 posted on 03/26/2010 9:22:49 AM PDT by BigFinn

WOWOWOWOW!!!! I couldn’t POSSIBLY laugh any harder!!!

58 posted on 03/26/2010 9:22:55 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)

Just so I can find this thread again

59 posted on 03/26/2010 9:29:18 AM PDT by doubled (The essence of bigotry is refusing to others the rights that you demand for yourself - Thomas Sowell)

60 posted on 03/26/2010 10:02:00 AM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Pat Caddell: Democrats are drinking kool-aid in a political Jonestown)

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