Posted on 03/26/2010 6:39:44 AM PDT by dangerdoc
Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered. The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines." It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures. MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers. "Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims. related links Al Qaeda Member Arrested for Recruiting Women Suicide Bombers CIA Chief: 'Disrupted' Al Qaeda Is 'On the Run' Suicide car bomber kills 4 in western Iraq The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up. The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day. He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants. Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants. A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense." Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants. Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.
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People are lining up for the breast checker jobs.
NOT-A-PING.....
B^)
The “Giant Tampon Bomb” requires no surgery and has been readily available for years...
None of these articles has ever explained how the bombs are detonated. It would not be a simple task.
LOL, you Mammarist....
Could that damage their chests?
They may also use buttock implants.
A scheme hatched, no doubt, by the insidious Sheik Yabootie.
I saw a lady in Walmart the other day who looked like she could pack enough explosives in there to bring down a bridge.
Very similar to how I constantly used to see headlines, like, Number 2 Al Queda Killed in Drone Attack, over and over. Is it to desensitize? Confuse? Obfuscate?
Seriously, how do they detonate the explosives? They still have to have some way of setting the bomb off. While this method of suicide bombing might work while walking around on the ground, being far less conspicuous than a bomb belt, it would still be difficult to sneak the detonator onto an airplane.
Haven’t you ever seen Monty Python!
you just pound your chest:)
How effective can the bombs actually be if they first have to penetrate clothing and flesh?
Seems their effect would be dangerous only to the carrier. [I am thinking of those stories of brave guys who jumped on grenades for example.]
The afterlife for a woman who is a martyr, or raises a child for martyrdom is to serve a nice husband in heaven.
This is all their raising encompasses. Recall my recent poem of how girls are hated by their islamic cultures.
Not at all. A simple keyfob like you use to unlock your car can be used to trigger something. Or a cell phone, like they use for IEDs.
She would likely have blown off her own feet.
LMFAO!!!!
Ahh the good ole Boobie trap scenario.
Okay. I’m just about up to my eyebrows on how much of this stuff I can take.
These guys seem to set a great store by blowing up stuff. Let’s push a few launch buttons and show them how it’s done.
I am absolutely not kidding. She looked like she sawed a basketball in half and then stuck the halves under her sweater.
I followed her around for a while kind of in awe. She was otherwise slender, so there wasn’t really room for them on her chest. They sort of stuck out to the sides in front of her arms.
Explosive orgasm?!
Excellent idea.
I believe Obama is already implementing this plan.
These are Muslim extremists. Why would they bother to inform the woman? She'll be knocked out during the surgery. Only the doctor and her travelling companion need to know.
If you have ever mixed a batch of plaster, when you add water to the dry product, through a chemical reaction, heat is produced.
Now imagine a capsule(ampulet) well sealed, within a capsule, the implant.
One part of a binary explosive is held in the capsule that through finger pressure can be shattered, the other part is held within the plastic pouch (implant)
If you are sitting next to a Burka clad women or any women that starts giving herself a breast exam, I would be afraid.
However If you are sitting next to a man who seem too intent on playing with his testicles I would likewise be afraid.
I saw a lady in Walmart the other day who looked like she could pack enough explosives in there to bring down a bridge.................................. Minor stuff, go to Golden Corral, there are a few there that can take down the Chicago tower.

You see those aren’t nipples, they are fuses.......
Looking at the photo, ahem, it looks like a cell phone, batteries and a small jihadist could be hidden within the, ah, weapon.
We are limited to the amount and type of liquid we can bring on an Airplane, for one reason, terrorist have been working on two part liquid explosives that once mixed, become very destructive.
Why? Is McDonalds downsizing?
/sarc
The problem is, these people are pathological killers. They’ll keep trying. We have to convince the World not to tolerate them.
By the way, why is it that tea partiers are labelled violent racists by people in our government, while sociopathic terrorists are described as having legitimate grievances?
I don’t see why the terrorists are bothering.
The maoist has done more economic harm than 9/11.
If you ever get an intelligent answer to that one let me know. I'd love to hear it.
“I believe Obama is already implementing this plan.”
Riiiiiiight......
Well, there is reportedly a big increase in number of Predator attacks on “terrorists.”
You see, if a GOP president takes terrorists prisoner and interrogates them harshly, them tries them by military commission, that’s totally unacceptable.
If a Democratic president blows the same guys up, along with their families and anybody else who happens to be around,without anything even vaguely resembling a trial, that’s nothing to be concerned about.
They have already done attacks with C4 crammed up "body cavities".
"Why do they hate us so" was the Liberal mantra in the wake of 9-11-2001.
Obama mocks those who see this healthcare restructuring as a cataclysmic change to the American way.
There is no dialogue with Democrats in this nation. They see Republicans as the top threat to be ELIMINATED.
Pretend you are having a heart attack and they grab the defibrillator and ZAP!!! KABOOOM!!!!

I am going to have to cut down on my habit of getting to second base with chicks on airplanes.
Well, Ok, I see your point. But I was talking more about making Mecca glow in the dark. By definition, that would eliminate 20% (one of 5 pillars) of Islam.
I don’t mind telling the pilgrims not to be there on that day. But eliminating their pilgrimage destination just MIGHT help some of them understand who they are attacking.
Have a great weekend.
TSA= T***ie Scrutinizing Administration.
Goodness gracious, did she have a butt transplant? They put it in the wrong place.
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