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Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum
The AP ^ | 3/26/10 | Unknown

Posted on 03/26/2010 3:59:38 PM PDT by RedDogzRule

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

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TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drunk; jpb; possum; resuscitation

1 posted on 03/26/2010 3:59:39 PM PDT by RedDogzRule
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To: RedDogzRule

Better than a live possum.


2 posted on 03/26/2010 4:00:39 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: RedDogzRule

Just a guess.....Obama voter?


3 posted on 03/26/2010 4:01:01 PM PDT by PROCON (We WILL remember in November!)
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To: RedDogzRule

He had to think that he was helping Nancy Pelosi.....


4 posted on 03/26/2010 4:01:14 PM PDT by Howie66 (The one redeeming thing about liberals: their tendency to kill their own.)
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To: RedDogzRule
Something 'smells' in this story.


5 posted on 03/26/2010 4:01:17 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: RedDogzRule

Just completed his ObamaCare rehab program.


6 posted on 03/26/2010 4:02:00 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. - H. L. Menken.)
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To: RedDogzRule

7 posted on 03/26/2010 4:03:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL!


8 posted on 03/26/2010 4:04:57 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather (Patriots Are On The Move)
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To: RedDogzRule

Who hasn’t done this? Sometimes us country boys can’t find a date.

Sheesh.


9 posted on 03/26/2010 4:05:58 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek

;-{)


10 posted on 03/26/2010 4:08:19 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Besides, a possum has a pouch and can hold my keys if I get too drunk to drive.


11 posted on 03/26/2010 4:09:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: RedDogzRule

One of my long lost UAW “brothers” no doubt. LOL


12 posted on 03/26/2010 4:10:10 PM PDT by exnavy (May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
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13 posted on 03/26/2010 4:11:26 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: RedDogzRule

I’ll bet Obama won’t pay this guy’s bill.


14 posted on 03/26/2010 4:11:55 PM PDT by gitmo ( The democRats drew first blood. It's our turn now.)
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15 posted on 03/26/2010 4:13:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: RedDogzRule
How many Aggies does it take to eat a possum?

Two.

One to eat and one to watch for cars.

16 posted on 03/26/2010 4:14:16 PM PDT by dirtboy
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17 posted on 03/26/2010 4:15:14 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: cripplecreek

Oh, man, I want to see the after photo.


18 posted on 03/26/2010 4:16:15 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: RedDogzRule

Been there!


19 posted on 03/26/2010 4:30:50 PM PDT by llevrok (I want Jack Bauer's job. He only works one day a year!)
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To: RedDogzRule

Forgot his spoon, evidently.


20 posted on 03/26/2010 4:45:07 PM PDT by Wicket (God bless and protect our troops and God bless America)
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To: RedDogzRule

OMG just how drunk does one have to be to do that? I know I’ve never been that drunk!


21 posted on 03/26/2010 4:52:52 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: RedDogzRule

Apparently he believed it was just playing possum.


22 posted on 03/26/2010 4:58:32 PM PDT by Nachoman (Think of life as an adventure you don't survive.)
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To: chris_bdba

Yeah, but at least he was a FRIENDLY drunk...I can’t stand a mean one.


23 posted on 03/26/2010 5:08:08 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: RedDogzRule

It really would have been funny if that animal was still alive. It would have commenced to biting the day lights out of him.......... YEEEEE Haw that would hurt.


24 posted on 03/26/2010 6:08:00 PM PDT by politicalmerc
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