Doctors baffled by huge moobs (China)

The Sun UK ^ | 3/26/10

[llevrok]

CHINESE farmer has the world's biggest set of MAN BOOBS, say doctors.

Busty Guo Feng, 53, is desperately seeking a solution to his massive moobs as they get in the way of his manual work.

And fascinated locals queue up at his dairy farm to point and laugh — forcing him to wear a heavy coat at all times, even in hot weather.

Mr Feng said: "About ten years ago my chest started to get larger but I didn't think much of it as I was putting on weight all over.

"But in the last few years it's become unbearable and I have been from one hospital to the other with nobody able to help me.

"I have spent all my money on examinations and tests and am still no nearer a solution — in fact my breasts are now bigger than ever.

"I sometimes think the doctors don't want to help me with this because they find me a medical curiosity."

Dr Zhang Lilan at the Jinan Chest Hospital in Beijing said he had never seen anything like it in 30 years as a specialist.

He said: "The man is in every way male except for his enormous breasts.

"He is a farmer and says they are extremely uncomfortable as he has to do a lot of manual work and they get in the way of everything.

"We wondered if he had eaten any poisons or contaminants but have found nothing after testing his blood. His genetic material is also normal. It is not a cancer.

"It seems to be fatty tissue. The best we can suggest is that it is the biggest case of man boobs ever."

Mr Feng is so distressed by his condition, he says he will cut off his moobs himself if no one can help.

But doctors say they will not act until they have identified what the problem is.

[llevrok]

Needs the manzier

[Batman11]

...or the bro!

[llevrok]

Moobs Ping

[hstacey]

Nope, he needs the Bro (Seinfeld)....LOL. Probably got those from smoking pot...LOL

[krb]

Those are so fake.

[krb]

I forgot to add:

GUILTY.

[Gay State Conservative]

That's what can happen when you live too close to one of those Chinese nuke plants.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

They are not Boobs, they are Moobs.

[HangnJudge]

Moobs

Hmmm...
I wonder if they are functional

A little prolactin might do the trick

[mylife]

They're not MOOBS!!!

[GSP.FAN]

Manzier............

[Lucky9teen]

[SmartInsight]

It is not funny for the poor guy.

In the US he could get surgery with no problem.

In China, another land of government healthcare, they are letting him struggle.

(Note he is a farmer and has trouble doing his work with his breasts getting in the way)

[eggman]

He certainly grew a pair. Just not the pair he was expecting.

[Revelation 911]

gynecomastia - hormonal issue - obesity doesnt help

[Issaquahking]

What we are seeing here is Obamacare in five years.We have to get the POS bill stopped in it’s track’s. If not, we will be another third world country - working debt off from the Chinese.

[hstacey]

Still needs a bro...

[ak267]

Paging the ghost of Richard Speck.....Paging the ghost of Richard Speck

[MAexile]

In the US he could get surgery with no problem.

He'd better hurry. In a few years he'll be on a 2 year waiting list.

Oh wait, he could come over as an illegal alien. No waiting required.

[jedi150]

Heck he could go to Pattaya Thailand and join the funn at Tiffanies where the Khatoys and Ladyboys would be jealous of him.

[Nateman]

Commie Moobs

[pepperdog]

Yes, it is very sad. I guess China doesn’t think this is a serious condition, here in the USA it would be taken care of very quickly.

[SmartInsight]

Point is that he could get treatment today in the US and he isn’t getting it in China.

[Longbow1969]

This is a blessing for him, this guy can just go become a circus freak! They still have those right?

Circus freak must be a pretty good job, and you get to be a “carny” which is a cool title, see the world while traveling all over the place, and a if he plays his cards right his manboobs may even score him a reality show on American cable TV. I can see something maybe on BRAVO next season. Maybe the lead in to Kell on Earth!

[acliffhang3r]

Dairy farmer in China? me thinks he needs to drink a little less of his female hormone laced milk. Just because it works on cows doesn’t mean it’ll stop working when humans consume it.

[a fool in paradise]

NOT a NAPL!!!!

DON’T LOOK, ETHYL!

[the_daug]

Pot Smoker!

[a fool in paradise]

Commie Moobs

Breshnev

[a fool in paradise]

Yes, it is very sad. I guess China doesn’t think this is a serious condition, here in the USA it would be taken care of very quickly.

If a homosexual can get a lopadictophamy, I can't see why a heterosexual man couldn't get breast reduction surgery.

[Slings and Arrows]

CHINESE farmer has the world's biggest set of MAN BOOBS, say doctors.

Bros before hoes?

[conservative cat]

Dairy farmer in China? me thinks he needs to drink a little less of his female hormone laced milk. Just because it works on cows doesn’t mean it’ll stop working when humans consume it.

I think you are on to something!

[Grizzled Bear]

Doesn’t China, a good Communist country, have free medical care?

[Redcloak]

Isn’t he a US Senator?

[Brellium]

Quite likely the result of significant estrogen intake. It wouldn’t suprise me to find he had been living somewhere with groundwater/land heavily poluted with estrogen.

(This is China after all)

[martin_fierro]

To rack and to ruin.

[Nickname]

You’re probably right.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Or he is eating a lot of soy.

[TheOldLady]

Soy is a Chinese joke played on American vegetarians. No men and most women should ever eat it regularly.

[stylecouncilor]

LOL!

[Nateman]

[Constitution Day]

I am hoping against hope that this isn't the kind of Jubtabulous Living that Slim's tagline refers to. :-O

[mowowie]

I kinda wish i didn’t just see that.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Update

[Constitution Day]

It’s always good to be crystal clear about your intentions.