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Doctors baffled by huge moobs (China)
The Sun UK ^ | 3/26/10

Posted on 03/26/2010 7:43:42 PM PDT by llevrok

CHINESE farmer has the world's biggest set of MAN BOOBS, say doctors.

Busty Guo Feng, 53, is desperately seeking a solution to his massive moobs as they get in the way of his manual work.

And fascinated locals queue up at his dairy farm to point and laugh — forcing him to wear a heavy coat at all times, even in hot weather.

Mr Feng said: "About ten years ago my chest started to get larger but I didn't think much of it as I was putting on weight all over.

"But in the last few years it's become unbearable and I have been from one hospital to the other with nobody able to help me.

"I have spent all my money on examinations and tests and am still no nearer a solution — in fact my breasts are now bigger than ever.

"I sometimes think the doctors don't want to help me with this because they find me a medical curiosity."

Dr Zhang Lilan at the Jinan Chest Hospital in Beijing said he had never seen anything like it in 30 years as a specialist.

He said: "The man is in every way male except for his enormous breasts.

"He is a farmer and says they are extremely uncomfortable as he has to do a lot of manual work and they get in the way of everything.

"We wondered if he had eaten any poisons or contaminants but have found nothing after testing his blood. His genetic material is also normal. It is not a cancer.

"It seems to be fatty tissue. The best we can suggest is that it is the biggest case of man boobs ever."

Mr Feng is so distressed by his condition, he says he will cut off his moobs himself if no one can help.

But doctors say they will not act until they have identified what the problem is.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: gynecomastia; health; medicine; napl
Needs the manzier
1 posted on 03/26/2010 7:43:42 PM PDT by llevrok
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To: llevrok

...or the bro!


2 posted on 03/26/2010 7:44:41 PM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Moobs Ping


3 posted on 03/26/2010 7:44:52 PM PDT by llevrok (I want Jack Bauer's job. He only works one day a year!)
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To: llevrok

Nope, he needs the Bro (Seinfeld)....LOL. Probably got those from smoking pot...LOL


4 posted on 03/26/2010 7:45:25 PM PDT by hstacey
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To: llevrok

Those are so fake.

5 posted on 03/26/2010 7:47:08 PM PDT by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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To: krb

I forgot to add:

GUILTY.


6 posted on 03/26/2010 7:47:36 PM PDT by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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To: llevrok
That's what can happen when you live too close to one of those Chinese nuke plants.
7 posted on 03/26/2010 7:48:18 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: llevrok

They are not Boobs, they are Moobs.

8 posted on 03/26/2010 7:49:19 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Barack Obama: Government:: Bernie Madoff: Finance)
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To: llevrok
Moobs

Hmmm...
I wonder if they are functional

A little prolactin might do the trick

9 posted on 03/26/2010 7:49:59 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: llevrok
They're not MOOBS!!!


10 posted on 03/26/2010 7:49:59 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions...$1 Halfbaked...50c)
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To: llevrok
Manzier............
11 posted on 03/26/2010 7:50:20 PM PDT by GSP.FAN (These are the times that try men's souls.)
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To: llevrok

12 posted on 03/26/2010 7:50:57 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: llevrok

It is not funny for the poor guy.

In the US he could get surgery with no problem.

In China, another land of government healthcare, they are letting him struggle.

(Note he is a farmer and has trouble doing his work with his breasts getting in the way)


13 posted on 03/26/2010 7:51:10 PM PDT by SmartInsight (Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ~ G. J. Nathan)
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To: llevrok

He certainly grew a pair. Just not the pair he was expecting.


14 posted on 03/26/2010 7:52:06 PM PDT by eggman (Grab a mop Mr. Gibbs! Your boss is making another mess.)
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To: SmartInsight

gynecomastia - hormonal issue - obesity doesnt help


15 posted on 03/26/2010 7:56:44 PM PDT by Revelation 911 (How many 100's of 1000's of our servicemen died so we would never bow to a king?" -freeper pnh102)
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To: SmartInsight

What we are seeing here is Obamacare in five years.We have to get the POS bill stopped in it’s track’s. If not, we will be another third world country - working debt off from the Chinese.


16 posted on 03/26/2010 7:57:19 PM PDT by Issaquahking (Help Sarah Palin! go to - http://www.conservatives4palin.com - You know what to do!)
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To: Issaquahking

Still needs a bro...


17 posted on 03/26/2010 8:02:09 PM PDT by hstacey
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To: All

Paging the ghost of Richard Speck.....Paging the ghost of Richard Speck


18 posted on 03/26/2010 8:03:16 PM PDT by ak267
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To: SmartInsight
In the US he could get surgery with no problem.

He'd better hurry. In a few years he'll be on a 2 year waiting list.

Oh wait, he could come over as an illegal alien. No waiting required.

19 posted on 03/26/2010 8:05:15 PM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: llevrok

Heck he could go to Pattaya Thailand and join the funn at Tiffanies where the Khatoys and Ladyboys would be jealous of him.


20 posted on 03/26/2010 8:06:01 PM PDT by jedi150
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To: llevrok

Commie Moobs

21 posted on 03/26/2010 8:07:30 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: SmartInsight

Yes, it is very sad. I guess China doesn’t think this is a serious condition, here in the USA it would be taken care of very quickly.


22 posted on 03/26/2010 8:14:51 PM PDT by pepperdog (As Israel goes, so goes America!)
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To: Revelation 911

Point is that he could get treatment today in the US and he isn’t getting it in China.


23 posted on 03/26/2010 8:15:20 PM PDT by SmartInsight (Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ~ G. J. Nathan)
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To: llevrok

This is a blessing for him, this guy can just go become a circus freak! They still have those right?

Circus freak must be a pretty good job, and you get to be a “carny” which is a cool title, see the world while traveling all over the place, and a if he plays his cards right his manboobs may even score him a reality show on American cable TV. I can see something maybe on BRAVO next season. Maybe the lead in to Kell on Earth!


24 posted on 03/26/2010 8:25:27 PM PDT by Longbow1969
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To: llevrok

Dairy farmer in China? me thinks he needs to drink a little less of his female hormone laced milk. Just because it works on cows doesn’t mean it’ll stop working when humans consume it.


25 posted on 03/26/2010 8:41:54 PM PDT by acliffhang3r
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To: Slings and Arrows

NOT a NAPL!!!!

DON’T LOOK, ETHYL!


26 posted on 03/26/2010 9:28:47 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: krb

Pot Smoker!


27 posted on 03/26/2010 9:28:59 PM PDT by the_daug
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To: Nateman
Commie Moobs

Breshnev

28 posted on 03/26/2010 9:30:15 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: pepperdog
Yes, it is very sad. I guess China doesn’t think this is a serious condition, here in the USA it would be taken care of very quickly.

If a homosexual can get a lopadictophamy, I can't see why a heterosexual man couldn't get breast reduction surgery.

29 posted on 03/26/2010 9:32:28 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
CHINESE farmer has the world's biggest set of MAN BOOBS, say doctors.

Bros before hoes?


30 posted on 03/26/2010 9:53:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (FUBO! FUNP! FUHR! FUBS!)
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To: acliffhang3r
Dairy farmer in China? me thinks he needs to drink a little less of his female hormone laced milk. Just because it works on cows doesn’t mean it’ll stop working when humans consume it.

I think you are on to something!

31 posted on 03/26/2010 9:58:53 PM PDT by conservative cat
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To: llevrok

Doesn’t China, a good Communist country, have free medical care?


32 posted on 03/26/2010 10:05:26 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: krb

Isn’t he a US Senator?


33 posted on 03/26/2010 10:06:58 PM PDT by Redcloak (What's your zombie plan?)
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To: llevrok

Quite likely the result of significant estrogen intake. It wouldn’t suprise me to find he had been living somewhere with groundwater/land heavily poluted with estrogen.

(This is China after all)


34 posted on 03/26/2010 11:31:52 PM PDT by Brellium ("Thou shalt not shilly shally!" Aron Nimzowitsch)
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To: llevrok; Slings and Arrows; JRios1968; Old Sarge; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Petronski

To rack and to ruin.

35 posted on 03/26/2010 11:45:04 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: acliffhang3r

You’re probably right.


36 posted on 03/26/2010 11:53:30 PM PDT by Nickname (2012 - Yes You're Canned!)
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To: Brellium
Or he is eating a lot of soy.
37 posted on 03/27/2010 1:22:34 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Soy is a Chinese joke played on American vegetarians. No men and most women should ever eat it regularly.


38 posted on 03/27/2010 3:32:11 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Tagline starved to death. Too late, you heartless so-and-so's.)
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To: ak267; windcliff

LOL!


39 posted on 03/27/2010 5:31:02 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: a fool in paradise
boobyprize
40 posted on 03/27/2010 7:03:04 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Petronski
I am hoping against hope that this isn't the kind of Jubtabulous Living that Slim's tagline refers to. :-O


41 posted on 03/27/2010 8:22:07 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: krb

I kinda wish i didn’t just see that.


42 posted on 03/27/2010 8:48:04 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Constitution Day

Update


43 posted on 03/27/2010 8:50:19 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously! No moobs, please.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

It’s always good to be crystal clear about your intentions.


44 posted on 03/27/2010 9:19:22 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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