I'm confused.
He has 'his private parts' and I thought those parts are what make babies.
I didn't realize it was legs that make babies.
Yep. I'm confused. NOT.
Posted on 04/03/2010 7:43:06 AM PDT by myknowledge
A man with only half a body is waiting on test results to find out if he is a father.
In a new documentary, Kenny Easterday, 35, claims to have conceived a child with his fiancée Nicky.
The couple, from West Virginia, were together seven years ago when Nicky gave birth to her daughter Desiree.
They have undergone DNA testing to find out if Desiree, one of Nicky's two children, is Mr Easterday's daughter.
Speaking in The Learning Channel (TLC) documentary, Nicky, 33, said they enjoyed a normal sex life.
"People want to know if Kenny has his private parts."
"We have sex just like any other couple. Kenny has his parts like any other man."
Mr Easterday was born with a rare condition called sacral agenesis which stopped his spine from developing normally.
Doctors amputated his two legs and used part of his shinbone to form the end of his spine.
Mr Easterday, who walks on his hands, said his greatest dream was to be a dad.
"I want a child to carry my name, someone that can carry my legacy and be able to say 'Well that's my daddy'," he said.
Ahhaha.
Must have been the middle half.
“Suddenly
I’m not half the man I used to be”
The alternate theme from Jaws, with the second line sung in a very high voice. Heard it on Hollywood Squares years ago.
I'm confused.
He has 'his private parts' and I thought those parts are what make babies.
I didn't realize it was legs that make babies.
Yep. I'm confused. NOT.
More here with pictures of him playing pool and bowling.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2918758/half-a-body-but-hes-all-man.html
He’s got a weiner. He’s cutting out the middle man.
Free love?
What’s love got to do with it?
It’s free sex
It'd only be amazing if they'd amputated all three legs.
You are very naughty.
He’s awesomely funny on the Jerry Springer show.
lol!!!
I really wish I hadn’t read that.
Tats, mullet, a shack-up baby mamma (*somebody’s* baby mamma)—what more could a man want? Legs? Pfft! Overrated!
Think about what hits the ground first if he finds an icy patch though...
You know you were thinking it. ;^)
LOLOL !! Ouch, ouch, ouch !!!!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.