Archaeologists dig up Shakespeare's 'cesspit'

telegraph.co.uk ^ | April 6, 2010 | Murray Wardrop

[AnAmericanMother]

Not any more!

And neither will yours or mine in 500 years!

[AnAmericanMother]

A lovely pattern.

Just found out by reading around that they've discontinued the Edme' pattern as of 2006. Oops.

Well, it'll last out my time.

[TheOldLady]

Hmmm... Comforting! My **** won’t stink!

[wildbill]

Wonder if they will discover used sheets of foolscrap with some addendums to Willie’s known works, done while he was on the throne?

“...to be constipated or not, that is the question.”

“Aye, here’s the rub.”

“Out, out damned spot.”

“Here I sit, broken hearted...”

[ottbmare]

You can get more of your discontinued patterns at Replacements.com. Wonderful guys, great company, great prices. And if, like me, you have some other old patterns you don’t know the name of, you can send them a picture or two and they’ll identify it for you, then search nationwide to find more of it.

[nina0113]

It sure is...just imagine the fun at formal family dinners trying to guess which person has the plate that's spent the last few hundred years marinating in poo.

My co-workers are looking at me strangely as I keep re-reading this - it's as hysterical on the tenth time as it was the first.

[nina0113]

ping. Pay particular attention to post 19, but you have to work up to it.

[highlander_UW]

My co-workers are looking at me strangely as I keep re-reading this - it's as hysterical on the tenth time as it was the first.

Ah...it's my pleasure to entertain.