Posted on 04/08/2010 8:01:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
Police said they were able to identify a Newark man as the armed robber of a local supermarket because he left some clues behind -- namely his mother and son.
(Excerpt) Read more at nj.com ...
Pinglist worthy?
An obvious Obama voter...probably an illegal Obama voter.
I guess his stimulus check ran out and he's engaging in a little entrepreneuralism while waiting on the next installment from Obummer’s stash.
The photograph, doubtless, was taken from his MENSA membership card.
The winner of the Stupid Criminal of the Day award.
When they guy gets his wallet back from the police, I’m sure he’ll know to give the arresting officer a little finders reward for returning it.
Moron.
First Class.
That would be the polite thing to do.
I think “American Idol” should change its format to “Stupid American Criminal” and have Simon berating each thief on national TV.
Actually that’s not a bad idea. Simon wouldn’t do it but I’m sure you could assemble a panel that would be equally as effective.
I’ll volunteer!
Pick me!
Nominee for the Darwin Award?
No, the Darwin Awards aren't just about stupidity. They're about a person doing something stupid that kills him. (Improving the gene pool by removing themselves from it...)
Kearny is my old home town, born and raised. One of my older brothers started working at this Shop-Rite 40 years ago stocking shelves , he left 10 years ago it’s top manager and now works for Wakefern-Shop Rite as one of it’s top food brokers. This store is located along the eastern side of the Passiac River in Kearny , and Newark is on the other side. The area around the store has been a dangerous and grimy shit-hole for about 40 years. Doesn’t surprise me this happened , glad no one was hurt.
I’m guessing the schools around there aren’t so hot either.
Actually there are, in Kearny that is, trust me. Two very good Catholic schools and believe it or not, six fairly decent government schools. My brothers wife happens to be the president of the school board. My sister-in-law has spent her adult life as a banker. She votes Republican, so does my brother. When she went over school contracts two years ago... let me put it this way, she was like Christ come to cleanse the temple.
Which is why the gene pool gets better with every easily preventable death?
You mean like the show on the TV in 101 Dalmations... I think it’s called “What’s my crime?” — that would be hysterical!
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