Ten green sex sins that can sabotage your love life

Yahoo News ^ | 4/7/10 | Stefanie Iris Weiss

[bobjam]

How about the antithesis:

Pick her up in an SUV and bring her back over
Manhattan cocktails- made from American grain whiskey
Serve a steak dinner, or perhaps dolphin flavored tuna
Giver her a set of diamond errings for anniversary- conflict diamonds of course
Crank the AC to encourage getting cozy

[Oceander]

Sin: Ditching birth control

Babies are adorable, but all those gurgling genetic replicas can be major carbon sins. Each one of those "extra" children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.

[Ditto]

...the only good thing I see is that she's not butt ugly.

She is either butt stupid, MS degree not withstanding (I have met plenty complete idiots with advanced degrees) or a very shrewd hustler cashing in on the latest fad among the mush minds.

I figure the latter is most likely the case.

By the way, human civilization managed to procreate for tens of thousands of years before there was sparkling wine, drive in theaters, or feminine hygiene products. It just wasn't nearly as enjoyable for both parties back then. Not much in the way of romance back in the days when people tended to bathe once a year, if that. It was mostly pure biological impulse and the 'stronger sex' generally had the say.

[lastchance]

BS meter is set on high.

[smokingfrog]

http://www.stefanieirisweiss.blogspot.com/

[Greysard]

Can you train a cat to be vegan?

Of course you can, as long as you have a supply of replacement cats :-)

[Interesting Times]

Oh, it’s satire, all right.

The author just doesn’t realize it.

[Erasmus]

Besides, somebody's got to control the cow population!

[Cyber Liberty]

Bwaaahaaa!

Written my a hack writer living in poverty....

[Erasmus]

I think she’s trying to prove the thesis of that book—what’s it called?

Oh, yeah—”Women are from Venus; Men are from Earth.”

[Cyber Liberty]

She’s actually sort of cute, and has book out, so I don’t understand her beef. Maybe she’s in love with Ed Begly?

[Cyber Liberty]

That’s Zappa. From one of his best albums.

[lastchance]

Oh I believe she is for real. But from the excerpt I can tell you she is bone in ignorant. And what she says is BS.

[Erasmus]

There’s a good reason a caveman dragged his wommin by the hair and not the feet.

[Chickensoup]

I loved one of the comments refering to having to drive the carbon sins to their soccer practice.

[VeniVidiVici]

Do all your research, DIY projects, and shopping beforehand so you can be totally spontaneous, like every good little eco-sexual should be.

Excuse me while I tell this Eco-Bitch where to stick a corn cob.

[dayglored]

> is that your creation?

Nope. Frank Zappa, "Camarillo Brillo", 1973 (from "Over-Nite Sensation"). Great song.

[Canedawg]

That’s what I was thinking, these people are sick, mentally disordered.

“Each one of those “extra” children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.”

And insane.

[Lakeshark]

Artichokes as a seduction tool?

Who knew.......

Green chicks must be really easy..........

[Lakeshark]

Who needs Jerry Springer when you can comment here?

:-)