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Posted on 04/09/2010 5:28:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"And in a major reversal of U.S. policy, President Obama has narrowed the conditions under which we would use nuclear weapons. He said we'd only use them against Iran, North Korea or Fox News." –Jay Leno
"President Obama has come out with a new policy for using nuclear weapons. In a related story, Joe Biden said he would try not to drop the F-bomb so often." –Jay Leno
"The United States and Russia have signed a historic nuclear weapons treaty. Apparently, Russia is getting a little nervous. They heard we had successfully mounted a warhead on a Toyota Prius." –Jay Leno
"Next week, the president of China will be at the White House. And good news — he has no plans to foreclose." –Jay Leno
"Well, give you an idea how important this visit is from the Chinese president, I understand Joe Biden is busy learning some Chinese curse words." –Jay Leno
"Well, earlier today, President Obama threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals' home opener against the Philadelphia Phillies. And then Vice President Joe Biden was thrown out for cursing at the umpire." –Jay Leno
"Actually, President Obama didn't actually throw the ball. He got it to the catcher's mitt through a series of back-door dealings." –Jay Leno
"Last night, President Obama gave a speech at the Boston Opera House. It was a long night, because you know what they say about the opera: 'It ain't over until the fat lady gets lectured on her eating habits by Michelle Obama.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Michelle Obama held a town hall meeting on C-SPAN to answer questions from kids about her anti-obesity campaign. The most popular question from kids was, 'Why are you doing this to us, lady?'" –Jimmy Fallon
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: nuclear; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
I always wanted to be a “Bo-Willy”....
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:06:08 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Rosie O'Donnell baby video....caught at the moment she learned the 'motorboat' maneuver.
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:10:02 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: ShadowAce
Richard Millhouse Hendrix
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:17:07 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:22:29 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(Capitalism = billions raised from poverty, Socialism = billions reduced to starvation)
To: listenhillary
Someone must've thought 2012 was a documentary.
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:29:00 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:32:08 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: dead
I absolutely love it!!! Now, that's art!! ROTFL!!
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:33:04 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: a fool in paradise
That one I can handle. I always enjoyed Hendrix
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:35:12 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: listenhillary
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:37:12 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
Call me Ineeda Brayke....for a day!
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:37:46 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
To: dead
We thought getting rid of McKinny would be an improvement.
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:39:28 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(Capitalism = billions raised from poverty, Socialism = billions reduced to starvation)
To: Lucky9teen
Okay, today my name will be Naoise Abi Cameron but you can call me Nao.
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:46:30 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:46:49 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
To: dead; Lucky9teen
Love your graphic!
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:48:51 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income... Fire the government)
To: a fool in paradise
And if you have trouble thinking of a name, here are some
ideas:
Al Abama
Lance N. Abcess
Izzy Able
Pete Abred
Sue Age
N. M. E. Agent
Ray D. Aider
Jan U. Airy
Mort U. Airy
Claire D. Aisle
Terri Aki
Bess T. Ality
Chris Anthemum
Nell Anvoid
And the list goes on....
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:52:14 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
To: listenhillary
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:53:31 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
To: dead
WTF?
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:56:15 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
To: rockabyebaby
FRIDAY YAY!!
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:58:23 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
To: Lucky9teen
My sister told me of a name game.
Use your middle name as your first.
Use the street name you grew up on as your last name.
Then you have a soap opera name.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 9:17:11 AM PDT
by
Lost Dutchman
("Weep for the future Na'Toth, Weep for us all." (G'Kar-Babylon 5))
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