Skip to comments.Hilarious Obama email joke
Posted on 04/10/2010 7:24:00 PM PDT by Feline_AIDS
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"
LAUGHED OUT LOUD!
Me too. Can’t believe I hadn’t seen this before someone emailed it today.
Oooo. that hurt.
Thank you for sharing it, I’m going to have to forward it to friends and relatives.
Damned fine Virginians at that!
LOL — Virginians!
Good one! My son told me a good 0bama joke today but I can’t repeat it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kudos to who wrote it.
I heard a good one the other day:
Washington DC Tourist Attractions -
The National Zoo - See a Kenyan Lion
The White House - See a Lie'n Kenyan
Very Good,Thank you for posting it.
Oh my! That is excellent!
I am going to forward this to a friend
Send it to me via PM...
All that the story says is that 0 has sex on his mind — anything more profound would be to deep for him.
Tell me! Just click on ‘private reply’ and TELL me. No one will see it!
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