Skip to comments.Hilarious Obama email joke
Posted on 04/10/2010 7:24:00 PM PDT by Feline_AIDS
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"
You know, now would be the time to post 13 pictures of Helen Thomas, with the caption of “VIRGINS for Muslims after they blow themselves up”, but something is stopping me...................
Ooooooooops, I meant to say “72 virgins” - not 13! LOL.
Oh, bless whatever power is staying your hand from that! ;^) heh heh
Thank you - so good for my soul. Yeah and then the angel kicked Obama’s ass into the pits of hell where he really belongs.
Did you hear that with the new Obamacare, Obama will be putting a 100% tax on aspirin? Because it’s white, and it works.
Problem is, now - that all the 'cans' are going to be re-distributed! (And all the 'can'ts' will be holding out their hands for their 'enittlements'!
Here’s a dumb one for you.”I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired”!
OOOOOOOH, can’t wait for that day! ;-)
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