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Posted on 04/10/2010 7:24:00 PM PDT by Feline_AIDS

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; islam; obama; virginia
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To: TigersEye; pandoraou812; tiapam

You know, now would be the time to post 13 pictures of Helen Thomas, with the caption of “VIRGINS for Muslims after they blow themselves up”, but something is stopping me...................

ROTFALMAO!!!!!


21 posted on 04/10/2010 8:47:12 PM PDT by yorkie (Success comes in a "can". Failure comes in a "can't".)
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To: pandoraou812; TigersEye; tiapam

Ooooooooops, I meant to say “72 virgins” - not 13! LOL.

Sorry, folks!


22 posted on 04/10/2010 8:49:18 PM PDT by yorkie (Success comes in a "can". Failure comes in a "can't".)
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To: yorkie

Oh, bless whatever power is staying your hand from that! ;^) heh heh


23 posted on 04/10/2010 8:50:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (Duncan Hunter, Jim DeMint, Michelle Bachman, ...)
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To: Feline_AIDS
I LOVE IT!!!!
24 posted on 04/10/2010 8:54:48 PM PDT by srmorton (Deut. 30:19: "..I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore chose life..")
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To: yorkie
Success comes in a "can". Failure comes in a "can't

Love your tag line! Here at IBM we have a slogan, 'Those that want to succeed will find a way, those that don't will find an excuse.'
25 posted on 04/10/2010 9:28:26 PM PDT by notdownwidems (Vote Republican! We're 1/10 of 1% better than the other guys!)
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To: Feline_AIDS

Thank you - so good for my soul. Yeah and then the angel kicked Obama’s ass into the pits of hell where he really belongs.


26 posted on 04/10/2010 9:31:18 PM PDT by Jukeman
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To: FrdmLvr

Did you hear that with the new Obamacare, Obama will be putting a 100% tax on aspirin? Because it’s white, and it works.


27 posted on 04/10/2010 9:32:51 PM PDT by 21twelve ( UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES MY ARSE: "..now begin the work of remaking America."-Obama, 1/20/09)
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To: Feline_AIDS

Nice!


28 posted on 04/10/2010 9:34:38 PM PDT by boycott (CAL)
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To: notdownwidems
Ain't it the truth? "Those that want to succeed will find a way, those that don't will find an excuse"

Problem is, now - that all the 'cans' are going to be re-distributed! (And all the 'can'ts' will be holding out their hands for their 'enittlements'!

29 posted on 04/10/2010 10:26:29 PM PDT by yorkie (Success comes in a "can". Failure comes in a "can't".)
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To: yorkie; TigersEye; pandoraou812; tiapam
72 Virgins
30 posted on 04/10/2010 11:56:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (FUBO! FUNP! FUHR! FUBS!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OMG......OMG.....OMG!!


31 posted on 04/11/2010 10:07:02 AM PDT by tiapam
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To: Hoodat
Maybe it's time to update the Virginia State Seal to make it more contemporary:
32 posted on 04/11/2010 7:34:41 PM PDT by redhotright
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To: Feline_AIDS

Here’s a dumb one for you.”I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired”!


33 posted on 04/12/2010 1:26:55 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Blessed Be The Name Of The Lord,For His Name Alone Is Exaulted)
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To: Feline_AIDS

OOOOOOOH, can’t wait for that day! ;-)


34 posted on 04/12/2010 10:02:32 PM PDT by Tabi Katz
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