Heidi Montag unveils her new-look bikini body

Daily Mail [UK] ^ | April 12, 2010 | Editor

[TheThirdRuffian]

Hills star Heidi Montag revealed the full result of her ten cosmetic surgeries as she paraded her bikini body for the first time. The reality television star showed off her new-look beach body in a bikini she designed herself at the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. It was the moment her fans have been waiting for, the grand unveiling of the body that underwent 10 cosmetic procedures in one day last year. But despite those procedures she has admitted that she's not totally happy with the results.

[Little Bill]

A Little further to the left than phony. My Grand Dad said he Volunteered to be on Joe Hills Firing Squad, in Utah, in those days, you could do those things, but I have no secondary verification.

[ought-six]

I saw her at the Saenger in New Orleans in 1980. What a voice.

[Gay State Conservative]

Not only was she pretty, her voice by itself was a musical instrument.

Boy,you got *that* right! Her first few albums are absolute classics.Then,IMO,she turned to shlock.....

(Sigh)

[ought-six]

She did the best cover of “Mr. Tambourine Man” I have ever heard.

[Gay State Conservative]

She did the best cover of “Mr. Tambourine Man” I have ever heard.

Agreed...agreed...AGREED! Very possibly the best thing she ever did.

(Although the Town Hall concert was a classic,too)

[andy58-in-nh]

There’s no substitute for natural beauty. Biochemical alterations never did it for me. I’m working in North Carolina at the moment, where the girls are just as God made ‘em, and believe me: there’s nothing wrong with that at all...

[Lancey Howard]

Heh, Judy Collins was pretty cute in the ‘50s.

[behzinlea]

Steven Stills wrote more than one song about Judy Collins. “Bluebird,” written and recorded while he was with Buffalo Springfield, was also inspired by her.

[Gay State Conservative]

Steven Stills wrote more than one song about Judy Collins. “Bluebird,” written and recorded while he was with Buffalo Springfield, was also inspired by her.

Interesting.Makes me wonder if "Sit Down,I Think I Love You" was written (or co-written) by Stills.Hey,the guy had outstanding taste in music...and women.

[Gay State Conservative]

Heh, Judy Collins was pretty cute in the ‘50s.

Are you talking about *the* 50's...or *her* 50's? Her first album was released in '61 and she looked damn good on the cover so it's likely that she looked good in the 1950's as well.

[VampireStateNY]

“Face/head looks too wide. Steroids?”

My guess was fat/filler injections along the cheek line. It’s meant to fill out the cheekbones and make the cheek/undereye area look smoother and less hollow, but side effects include puffiness and that “big head/small face” look (post #13 for example).

[Little Bill]

Back in the 70's I used to work for ICI. Imperial Chemical Industries, a Limey Company. They used to put out a Calendar of women with naked boobs for our customers in Specialty Chem, all the women were Limeys.

The general consensus among the White Crew, Americans, as opposed to the Blues, UK types, was that their Civilization was going to die because the women couldn't provide milk to their Children.

[behzinlea]

Stills did in fact write “Sit Down I Think I Love You,” which was a bigger hit for the Mojo Men than it was for Buffalo Springfield. And it wouldn’t surprise me at all if Collins was the inspiration for that song as well. Stills once explained his obsession with her this way, “There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or make them into literature, and I’ve had my share of success and failure at all three.”

[andy58-in-nh]

LOL. But you can’t get milk from silicone...

[Little Bill]

I think it was more a Tiny T problem not shared in my favorite part of the World, the Red Neck Riviera.

[Erasmus]

Nay, this:

Ay Marieke, Marieke
Je t'aimais tantEntre les tours
De Bruges et GandAy Marieke, Marieke
Il y a longtemps
Entre les tours
De Bruges et Gand

Zonder liefde, warme liefde
Waait de wind, de stomme wind
Zonder liefde warme liefde
Weent de zee, de grijze zee
Zonder liefde, warme liefde
Lijdt het licht, het donker licht
En schuurt de zand over mijn land
Mijn platte land, mijn Vlaanderenland

Ay Marieke, MariekeLe ciel flamand
Couleur des tours
De Bruges et Gand
Ay Marieke, MariekeLe ciel flamand
Pleure avec moi
De Bruges à Gand

Zonder, liefde, warme liefde
Waait de wind, c'est fini
Zonder liefde, warme liefde
Weent de zee, déjà fini
Zonder liefde, warme liefde
Lijdt het licht, tout est fini
En schuurt het zand over mijn land
Mijn platte land, mijn Vlaanderenland

Ay Marieke, Marieke
Le ciel flamand
Pesait-il trop
De Bruges à Gand

Ay Marieke, Marieke
Sur tes vingt ans
Que j'aimais tant
De Bruges à Gand

Zonder liefde, warme liefde
Lacht de duivel, de zwarte duivel
Zonder liefde, warme liefde
Brandt mijn hart, mijn oude hart
Zonder liefde, warme liefde
Sterft de zomer, de droevige zomer
En schuurt het zand over mijn land
Mijn platte land, mijn Vlaanderenland

Ay Marieke, Marieke
Revienne le temps
Revienne le temps
De Bruges et Gand
Ay Marieke, Marieke
Revienne le temps
Où tu m'aimais
De Bruges à Gand
Ay Marieke, Marieke
Le soir souvent
Entre les tours
De Bruges et Gand
Ay Marieke, Marieke
Tous les étangs
M'ouvrent leurs bras
De Bruges à Gand, de Bruges à Gand, de Bruges à Gand...

--Jacqes Brel & Gerard Jouhannest, Orchestration by Joshua Rifkin

[BnBlFlag]

Yep. Those boobs are a bit much. There was nothing wrong with her before. At her age, all that plastic surgery is worse than ridiculous.

[Lancey Howard]

She’s real young looking in that photo. Maybe the ‘50s is a stretch, but early ‘60s isn’t. I bought her 45 ‘Both Sides Now’ (the Joni Mitchell composition) when it came out. Always liked Judy Collins.

FRegards,
LH

[Lancey Howard]

By the way, Judy is about to turn 71. It’s hard to believe, but she’s about 6 months older than Grace Slick.

[Hacklehead]

When done correctly these “enhancements” look ok in the short term. Longer term they dont age normally and in most cases look decidedly unnatural, even freakish. She will need many “adjustments” as time goes on to keep her looking “normal”. In the end its a losing battle.