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Walk naked in America day
A friend | 4/20/2010 | Self

Posted on 04/21/2010 6:36:58 AM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight

This is good one

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know,it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time,all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: naked

1 posted on 04/21/2010 6:36:58 AM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
:-D
2 posted on 04/21/2010 6:39:04 AM PDT by haywoodwebb (ISLAM = DEATH! . . . . Black & Humble . . .)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

can i pick a different neighborhood? i really don’t wanna see any of the ladies in mine nekkid..


3 posted on 04/21/2010 6:39:57 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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To: absolootezer0

that was my thought


4 posted on 04/21/2010 6:40:30 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Oh gee! Was that today? Too bad I’m already dressed.


5 posted on 04/21/2010 6:41:16 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Men under the age of 60 are exempted from this if they live in Florida near a retirement community.


6 posted on 04/21/2010 6:41:32 AM PDT by ikka
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To: absolootezer0
"can i pick a different neighborhood? i really don’t wanna see any of the ladies in mine nekkid.."

That's what the 6-pack is for!

7 posted on 04/21/2010 6:42:21 AM PDT by haywoodwebb (ISLAM = DEATH! . . . . Black & Humble . . .)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Moby Grape - “Naked If I Want To” lyrics

Would you let me walk down your street
Naked if I want to?

Can I pop fireworks
On the Fourth of July?

Can I buy an amplifier
On time?

I ain’t got no money now,
But I will pay you before I die.


8 posted on 04/21/2010 6:48:16 AM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (NEW TAG ====> **REPEAL OR REBEL!** -- Islam Delenda Est! -- Rumble thee forth)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
I'm afraid I can't do that.I wouldn't want to be the cause of broken marriages in the homes past which I walked.
9 posted on 04/21/2010 6:49:08 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Which Saturday... this coming Saturday or the next Saturday after? What time of day? Before During or After their facing eastward prayers?

LOL


10 posted on 04/21/2010 6:49:10 AM PDT by nagdt ("speak the truth but leave immediately afterward")
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

I’m there, I’m bare, and I care! Allah Ackbar!


11 posted on 04/21/2010 6:52:45 AM PDT by Doc Savage (SOBAMP!)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

And don’t forget to have your grill going with some ribs cooking, to go along with your six pack.


12 posted on 04/21/2010 7:05:55 AM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: haywoodwebb

you haven’t seen the women in my neighborhood.. it’d have to be a 6 pack of tequilla to be enough!


13 posted on 04/21/2010 7:06:20 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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To: haywoodwebb
That's what the 6-pack is for!

Six pack of what? Fifths of Jack Daniels?

14 posted on 04/21/2010 7:07:41 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

lol


15 posted on 04/21/2010 7:09:51 AM PDT by GulfBreeze (Palin 2012 - For The Change You Wanted!!!)
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To: IYAS9YAS
"Six pack of what? Fifths of Jack Daniels?"

Sounds like you need a new neighborhood!

16 posted on 04/21/2010 7:12:15 AM PDT by haywoodwebb (ISLAM = DEATH! . . . . Black & Humble . . .)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Love it, posted it on Facebook.


17 posted on 04/21/2010 7:15:32 AM PDT by HighlyOpinionated (SPEAK UP REPUBLICANS, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU YET! IMPEACH OBAMA!)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

ROFL Bump!


18 posted on 04/21/2010 7:15:57 AM PDT by My hearts in London - Everett (So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.)
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To: HighlyOpinionated

As did I! lol


19 posted on 04/21/2010 7:16:21 AM PDT by My hearts in London - Everett (So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.)
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To: haywoodwebb
Sounds like you need a new neighborhood!

Nah, just better neighbors...

20 posted on 04/21/2010 7:18:37 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

We're ready. We're always ready.

21 posted on 04/21/2010 7:18:41 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

22 posted on 04/21/2010 7:46:23 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

But only if you are hot.

23 posted on 04/21/2010 7:46:56 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other peoples money. Lady Thatcher)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

In my house, every day is walk-naked day. God bless America.

SnakeDoc


24 posted on 04/21/2010 7:53:49 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant [...] that even a god-king can bleed.")
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Hugh Hefner is probably saying to himself, “Just another day at the Playboy Mansion!”


25 posted on 04/21/2010 7:58:08 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm voting for Sarah Palin because she pisses off the right people.)
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To: MNJohnnie

Is their a neighborhood in Las Vegas that’s known to have a high percentage of show girls as residents?

We can have an all-male Tea Party and watch the ladies help fight Islamic terrorism.


26 posted on 04/21/2010 8:00:06 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm voting for Sarah Palin because she pisses off the right people.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

So I read the headline and thought “ah crap another get naked for some protest crap”...

Then I read “it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide” and almost spit out my tea.

BRILLIANT! A naked cause I can support!


27 posted on 04/21/2010 8:17:07 AM PDT by Domandred (Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
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To: NowApproachingMidnight

Good thing it’s women and not men walking around with a swinging door handle for an hour or so. UGh


28 posted on 04/21/2010 8:27:46 AM PDT by Pilated
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To: windcliff; onedoug

ping


29 posted on 04/21/2010 8:46:26 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: stylecouncilor

“How about it, Superman?”

“No comment until the time limit is up.”


30 posted on 04/21/2010 9:29:37 AM PDT by onedoug
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