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Walk naked in America day
A friend
| 4/20/2010
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Posted on 04/21/2010 6:36:58 AM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight
This is good one
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know,it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time,all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: naked
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To: NowApproachingMidnight
:-D
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posted on
04/21/2010 6:39:04 AM PDT
by
haywoodwebb
(ISLAM = DEATH! . . . . Black & Humble . . .)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
can i pick a different neighborhood? i really don’t wanna see any of the ladies in mine nekkid..
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posted on
04/21/2010 6:39:57 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
To: absolootezer0
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posted on
04/21/2010 6:40:30 AM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Oh gee! Was that today? Too bad I’m already dressed.
5
posted on
04/21/2010 6:41:16 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Men under the age of 60 are exempted from this if they live in Florida near a retirement community.
6
posted on
04/21/2010 6:41:32 AM PDT
by
ikka
To: absolootezer0
"can i pick a different neighborhood? i really don’t wanna see any of the ladies in mine nekkid.."That's what the 6-pack is for!
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posted on
04/21/2010 6:42:21 AM PDT
by
haywoodwebb
(ISLAM = DEATH! . . . . Black & Humble . . .)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Moby Grape - “Naked If I Want To” lyrics
Would you let me walk down your street
Naked if I want to?
Can I pop fireworks
On the Fourth of July?
Can I buy an amplifier
On time?
I ain’t got no money now,
But I will pay you before I die.
8
posted on
04/21/2010 6:48:16 AM PDT
by
UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
(NEW TAG ====> **REPEAL OR REBEL!** -- Islam Delenda Est! -- Rumble thee forth)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
I'm afraid I can't do that.I wouldn't want to be the cause of broken marriages in the homes past which I walked.
9
posted on
04/21/2010 6:49:08 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Which Saturday... this coming Saturday or the next Saturday after? What time of day? Before During or After their facing eastward prayers?
LOL
10
posted on
04/21/2010 6:49:10 AM PDT
by
nagdt
("speak the truth but leave immediately afterward")
To: NowApproachingMidnight
I’m there, I’m bare, and I care! Allah Ackbar!
11
posted on
04/21/2010 6:52:45 AM PDT
by
Doc Savage
(SOBAMP!)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
And don’t forget to have your grill going with some ribs cooking, to go along with your six pack.
To: haywoodwebb
you haven’t seen the women in my neighborhood.. it’d have to be a 6 pack of tequilla to be enough!
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posted on
04/21/2010 7:06:20 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
To: haywoodwebb
That's what the 6-pack is for!Six pack of what? Fifths of Jack Daniels?
14
posted on
04/21/2010 7:07:41 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
15
posted on
04/21/2010 7:09:51 AM PDT
by
GulfBreeze
(Palin 2012 - For The Change You Wanted!!!)
To: IYAS9YAS
"Six pack of what? Fifths of Jack Daniels?"Sounds like you need a new neighborhood!
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posted on
04/21/2010 7:12:15 AM PDT
by
haywoodwebb
(ISLAM = DEATH! . . . . Black & Humble . . .)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
Love it, posted it on Facebook.
17
posted on
04/21/2010 7:15:32 AM PDT
by
HighlyOpinionated
(SPEAK UP REPUBLICANS, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU YET! IMPEACH OBAMA!)
To: NowApproachingMidnight
18
posted on
04/21/2010 7:15:57 AM PDT
by
My hearts in London - Everett
(So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.)
To: HighlyOpinionated
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posted on
04/21/2010 7:16:21 AM PDT
by
My hearts in London - Everett
(So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.)
To: haywoodwebb
Sounds like you need a new neighborhood! Nah, just better neighbors...
20
posted on
04/21/2010 7:18:37 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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