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Fake Craigslist Ad Invites Strangers for 'Soccer Mom' Orgy
ABC News ^ | April 26, 2010 | KI MAE HEUSSNER

Posted on 04/26/2010 4:06:09 PM PDT by feralcat

A Connecticut man, apparently in a spat with his neighbor, placed a Craigslist ad inviting strangers to her house to fulfill her "group sex" fantasies, police said.

A Connecticut man's alleged Craigslist posting included his neighbor's address.Philip James Conran, 42, of West Hartford, Conn., was arrested in early April for allegedly creating a fraudulent Craigslist ad from a soccer mom "looking for fantasy to be filled."

He entered no plea to charges of harassment, reckless endangerment, breach of peace, accessory to burglary, accessory to sexual assault, accessory to disorderly conduct, accessory to criminal trespass and risk of injury to child.

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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: connecticut; craigslist; feudingneighbors; internet; napl; prank; soccermom; soccermomorgy
My favorite part of this story is actually the quote from the Police Chief:

"We were saying to ourselves, 'The economy must be worse than we think if all of these able-bodied men are able to immediately drop everything and drive over to this neighborhood'" on a Monday morning, West Hartford Police Chief James Strillacci told The Associated Press.

For some reason I suspect that people who show up at a stranger's house for a sex orgy based on an ad they saw on Craigslist would have trouble finding regular employment in any type of economy.

1 posted on 04/26/2010 4:06:09 PM PDT by feralcat
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To: feralcat

Maybe they thought the poor girl was desperate and just wanted to be good samaritans.


2 posted on 04/26/2010 4:10:56 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: mamelukesabre
This is taking the old 'Hatfields and McCoys' thing into bizarre new territory, yes?

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

3 posted on 04/26/2010 4:12:44 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: feralcat
“[Zeh] suffers from certain psychological issues and he is dyslexic...”

It appears those with dyslexia are much more prone to set up illegal sex.

4 posted on 04/26/2010 4:13:21 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Hypocrisy: "Animal rightists" who eat meat & pen up pets while accusing hog farmers of cruelty.)
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To: feralcat

Look...don’t make fun of me...my boss wouldn’t let me off work...I really tried to make it....


5 posted on 04/26/2010 4:13:33 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: feralcat; writer33; Lazamataz

wow.

Is Laz mentioned in this article?

Just kidding!


6 posted on 04/26/2010 4:15:08 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: feralcat

I dunno, maybe they all worked for the SEC (govt. agency)..they had time to surf porn all day long on a 200k a year job.


7 posted on 04/26/2010 4:16:31 PM PDT by Crimson Elephant
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To: feralcat
I don't have all the facts about this case but that list of charges is pretty impressive.Kinda makes me wonder if this is a prosecutor who has his/her sights on the AG’s office which,I understand,might be vacant soon.
8 posted on 04/26/2010 4:31:26 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: feralcat

Fool. Should have just said “Free sod and ornamental shrubberies...remodeling yard, you dig and haul...”


9 posted on 04/26/2010 4:32:59 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: feralcat
Looks like he got the book list thrown at him!
10 posted on 04/26/2010 4:33:48 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: feralcat
A Connecticut man, apparently in a spat with his neighbor,...

She won.

"[Zeh] suffers from certain psychological issues and he is dyslexic," he said, adding that he intends for his client to seek treatment.

I take it the lawyer's strategy is to claim his client misread the ad. LOL

11 posted on 04/26/2010 4:36:26 PM PDT by TigersEye (0basma's father was a British subject. He can't be a "natural-born" citizen.)
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To: feralcat

A 14 year old Clemenza would have begged, borrowed and stolen to get to Connecticut that day. A 34 year old Clemenza could care less, as soccer moms are not worth the gum chewing and whining about their husbands who work their assess off to support them.


12 posted on 04/26/2010 4:37:46 PM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: Viking2002

“This is taking the old ‘Hatfields and McCoys’ thing into bizarre new territory, yes?”

Maybe. But this situation didn’t involve a pig!


13 posted on 04/26/2010 4:38:58 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (?)
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To: feralcat

You gotta admit that was a pretty darn dirty thing to do to a neighbor.


14 posted on 04/26/2010 4:39:42 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: feralcat

Scum of the earth evil neighbor should by law have to go on a sexual predator list and be forced by law to have to move from that home imo.


15 posted on 04/26/2010 5:01:12 PM PDT by Esther Ruth
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To: feralcat

I had a great time. But then it turns out I was at the wrong house.


16 posted on 04/26/2010 5:13:40 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Yes, but my great-aunt Flo says you were the best thing that’s ever happened to her in her 87 years.


17 posted on 04/26/2010 5:19:11 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: GeronL; Lazamataz

Negative. Laz only shows up for personals in the paper. Never Craigslist. He figures a cheap thrill would be worth at least the price of an ad in the paper. LOL!


18 posted on 04/26/2010 5:24:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

haha!!

or at least a pic, that might just do it.


19 posted on 04/26/2010 5:28:17 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: GeronL

Yeah, like those ads. We’re looking for a secretary. Send in pictures. LOL!


20 posted on 04/26/2010 5:30:44 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
““This is taking the old ‘Hatfields and McCoys’ thing into bizarre new territory, yes?”

Maybe. But this situation didn’t involve a pig!”

It didn't involve a female pig. Just a group of male ones.

21 posted on 04/26/2010 5:34:06 PM PDT by GAB-1955 (I write books, love my wife, serve my nation, and believe in the Resurrection.)
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To: feralcat

Seems incidents like this are cropping up pretty often...What’s going through the guy’s head? Is he hoping the neighbor gets raped?


22 posted on 04/26/2010 5:36:40 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ( I have nothing better to do than sit around all night watching a lunatic not turn into a werewolf.)
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To: feralcat

I got in the taxi and asked the driver to take me to a place where I could get some action-he drove me to my house. - Rodney Dangerfield


23 posted on 04/26/2010 5:39:04 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: feralcat; All

The charges against him include “accessory to sexual assault.” It sounds like the woman may have been gang raped by men duped into believing it was “her fantasy.”

I can’t seem to find the humor that the rest of you are enjoying with this story.


24 posted on 04/26/2010 6:05:07 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

The guy that showed up at the wrong house groped a teenage girl there...at least I think that’s what it said.


25 posted on 04/26/2010 6:15:45 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ( I have nothing better to do than sit around all night watching a lunatic not turn into a werewolf.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Egad! She didn’t look a day over 80, I swear!


27 posted on 04/26/2010 7:24:46 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: feralcat; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Anybody who would answer an ad like that is too stupid to be allowed to breed.


28 posted on 04/27/2010 2:26:01 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: Clemenza; Grizzled Bear
Depends on the soccer mom .... recall the riveting story of the soccer mom from PA? In a heartbeat ... things like this "prank" could go so very, very wrong.


29 posted on 04/27/2010 3:22:22 AM PDT by Daffynition ( Someday we'll know why love can't move a mountain.)
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To: writer33; GeronL

The good news is, I just got an idea on how to hit it more often.


30 posted on 04/27/2010 6:03:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Larry Lucido; Billthedrill
Yes, but my great-aunt Flo says you were the best thing that’s ever happened to her in her 87 years.

I didn't even get a mention?


31 posted on 04/27/2010 6:07:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: feralcat

No kidding. The police are really clueless on this one.

I sure hope the guy gets put away for a good long time. What he did could certainly have resulted in her death with the kind of low life deadbeats that are likely to answer such an ad.


32 posted on 04/27/2010 6:19:19 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: feralcat

Soccer Mom

33 posted on 04/27/2010 6:30:04 AM PDT by petercooper (Ignorant Obama Voters: Happy Now?)
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To: Lazamataz; Billthedrill; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Yes, yes. Flo mentioned you too.

Says she told you, “See, Laz? THAT’S how you hit it!” :-)


34 posted on 04/27/2010 6:30:19 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: ConservativeMind
“[Zeh] suffers from certain psychological issues and he is dyslexic...”

Well, see, there it is ... it was all a result of his dyslexia. All of you out there are just picking on this poor man because of his dyslexia.

What really happened was that he knows his neighbor is a music lover and was advertising for a SAX orgy. His Craig's List ad was really for a SAX group for a SAX orgy.

35 posted on 04/27/2010 6:36:21 AM PDT by BlueLancer (I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
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To: Larry Lucido

The only problem with Flo is she only comes once every 28 days.


36 posted on 04/27/2010 6:44:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Larry Lucido

38 posted on 04/27/2010 8:53:29 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I dunno.. some of the soccer moms in my area are into cougaring and other fetish acts.
Reason numero uno that I stay far away from any watering holes.


39 posted on 04/27/2010 9:03:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: BJClinton; Larry Lucido; Lazamataz; Billthedrill; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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This thread is far out man! Faaaar out!
40 posted on 04/27/2010 9:10:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Lazamataz

**facepalm**


41 posted on 04/27/2010 10:10:26 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: al baby

It ain’t BRD but its in the general vicinity


42 posted on 04/27/2010 10:16:49 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: feralcat

I will confess to a vaguely similar prank in High School when a friend and I took out a classified ad for a Saturday morning yard sale at a teacher’s house.


43 posted on 04/27/2010 10:20:00 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Lazamataz
The good news is, I just got an idea on how to hit it more often.

LOL!

44 posted on 04/27/2010 3:18:18 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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