Two arrested two over monkey meatballs

Reuters ^ | 4-27-2010 | Reuters

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(Reuters) - Indonesian police have arrested a couple who made meatballs from the flesh of protected monkeys, an animal conservation group said on Wednesday.

The pair poached dozens of rare Javan langurs, also known as silver-leaf monkeys, from Baluran National Park in the east of Java island, according to a statement released by Indonesia-based animal protection group ProFauna.

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Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat

[43north]

Hmmm. I bet Michelle has been wondering where those two rascals made off to...

[NonValueAdded]

... amputated birdy feet ...

[Larry Lucido]

Too many twos in that headline. One too many, in fact.

[SunkenCiv]

The law had better chimp all over their asses.

Oh, sorry, my mind wandered off onto an orangatangent.

[TypeZoNegative]

Hunters eating bushmeat is probably the reason why HIV exists, according to many geneticists. Toldja that stuff isn’t good for you.

[SunkenCiv]

I figured you’d appreciate this link, lancelot.

[atomic conspiracy]

During the southeast Asian unpleasantness, a friend and I were strolling through a local ville when we noticed a rather enticing spicy smell coming from a roadside stand. We asked the elderly Vietnamese proprietor what it was. He informed us in his severely fractured English that it was his special monkey stew.

He saw the horrified looks on our faces and said, “No, no, is ok. Is VC monkey!” He even offered us a discount to try it but we declined.

We told some of the other GIs about it later. One of them said, “Oh, yeah. I tried that. Pretty good eatin’ as long as one of the hands doesn’t come up in your spoon.”

[SunkenCiv]

In their defense, it’s possible that Javan langurs are pretty ugly.

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[dynachrome]

Tarzan say “Taste like chicken”

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[mylife]

Now that there is funny.

[Grizzled Bear]

Indonesian police have arrested a couple who made meatballs from the flesh of protected monkeys

Imagine what they would have done with unprotected monkeys!

It's a good thing they used protection while commiting their act of monkey business!

[Dallas59]

LOL

[mylife]

[Daffynition]

[dsrtsage]

What’s the big deal? Monkeys are good. They have a taste that is kind of a cross between california condor and bald eagle.

[Daffynition]

Obscure: But Nature's got rules and Nature's got laws.....

[mylife]

Laurie Anderson certainly is obscure ☺

[higgmeister]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lce1tZrybt8&feature=related

[Daffynition]

Thanks ...Strange Angels is not my favorite album of hers ...but “The Dream Before” , for me, solves one of the most profound metaphysical questions within its lyrics. ;)

[tioga]

ha

[mylife]

Didnt she marry Thomas Dolby?

[mylife]

Opps she married Lou Reed

[Daffynition]

Pretty sure she married Lou Reed.

[353FMG]

The other white meat.

[Bookwoman]

“Monkey’s brains, while popular in Cantonese cuisine aren’t often to be found in Washington, DC!”

Get a Clue!

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[RichInOC]

“And Shiva spake and said, 'Touch my monkey! Love him!'”