Dallas man arrested after taking foot from corpse in Pleasant Grove cemetery

Dallas News ^ | 4/30/2010 | Dallas News

[Dallas59]

A Dallas man was arrested early this morning when he was found carrying a foot stolen from a Pleasant Grove graveyard, police said.

Daniel Wayne Staley, 18, is accused of digging up a grave and removing a foot from a body at a Jewish cemetery near the 3100 block of Buckner Boulevard.

"I dug it up from a nearby grave and took it from a Jew girl just because I wanted a foot," he told officers, according to a police report.

[SouthDixie]

Never judge a man unless you walk a mile in his...feet?

[Larry - Moe and Curly]

“A modern Dr. Frankenstein, perhaps?”

I hope her name wasn’t Abbie Normal-stein.

[bikerman]

He will get it, in jail

You mean its against the law to steal a foot. Uh O

[bikerman]

I hope her name wasn’t Abbie Normal-stein.

LOL!

[RichInOC]

My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

—The Shaggs

[Energizer45678]

would you say he has one foot in the grave?

[VeniVidiVici]

Thank God he wasn’t trying to get ahead.

[AD from SpringBay]

He needs a foot up his ass is what he needs - punk.

[MinuteGal]

As Sherlock Holmes always said "The game's afoot, my dear Watson".

Leni

[gop4lyf]

My wife wanted that middle name for our new born son. I said, “Oh HELL no!” lol!

[JimRed]

Necrophiliac foot fetish?

Anti Semitic to boot!

[Star Traveler]

Well, his phrasing gives a bit of an insight into his mentality ....

I dug it up from a nearby grave and took it from a Jew girl just because I wanted a foot

[ridesthemiles]

I smell a CSI episode.

[El Gato]

Even looks like a demented idiot.

A foot from a "Jew Girl"? That would be wierd for Hitler Youth.

[El Gato]

Daniel WAYNE Staley

Wierd isn't it?

[Fresh Wind]

He must have gotten the idea from that movie “Footloose”.

[El Gato]

He needs a foot up his ass is what he needs - punk.

One with a size 12 steel toed boot on it.