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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

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1 posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:22 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: OldDeckHand

shocking.


2 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:12 AM PDT by warpsmith (Nauthannem i ned ol renainnen.)
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To: OldDeckHand

I really, REALLY wish I had not opened this thread....


3 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:25 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: OldDeckHand
In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum.

Rectum?

4 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:28 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: OldDeckHand

Lindsey....did you do that?


5 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:49 AM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: OldDeckHand

I wonder if he went to the doctor saying, “I feel eel?”


6 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:54 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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To: OldDeckHand

“and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.”

Swamp gas, swamp arse, same thing.
Right?
*ugh*

Prank?
I don’t think so..


7 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: OldDeckHand
Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

The prank went awry?

How does the eel up the rectum prank go well?

8 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:04 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dfwgator

“Heck...it killed ‘im!”


9 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:10 AM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: OldDeckHand

So that’s the “ancient Chinese secret”.


10 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:18 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
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To: OldDeckHand

Surely this happened in San Francisco.


11 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:27 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama = Epic Fail)
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To: r9etb

Too late!


12 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: dfwgator

Rectum?

Damn near killed him. Wait, it did kill him.


13 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:30 AM PDT by NoKoolAidforMe (1-20-09--The Beginning of an Error..............1-20-13--Change we can look forward to)
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To: OldDeckHand

Countdown to the “No Thanks” thread pull... 3... 2...


14 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:33 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: OldDeckHand

Was one of the friends Richard Gere?


15 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:46 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: OldDeckHand

This kind of thing really burns my a**.


16 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:02 AM PDT by sand lake bar
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To: dfwgator
Rectum? Wrecked him? Nah, it killed him! ; )
17 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:09 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: OldDeckHand
"My rectum is full of eels."
18 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:27 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
rectum, he11...

it darned near killed him!

19 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:41 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: OldDeckHand

Prank gone awry or wrong? How would this “prank” have gone right? Sick.


20 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:48 AM PDT by Frantzie (McCain=Obama's friend. McCain & Graham = La Raza's favorite Senators)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Definitely not a ping.


21 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:18 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: dfwgator

*snort*


22 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:28 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: JPG

23 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:28 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: OldDeckHand

ON MY! It ate his colon..


24 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:28 AM PDT by FarmerW
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To: OldDeckHand

25 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:33 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (NOVEMBER-2-2010!)
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To: OldDeckHand

That gives Bawney Fwank goose-bumps.


26 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:37 AM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: OldDeckHand

With friends like that, who needs enemas?!


27 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:46 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: dfwgator

Where’s the black-and-white gif of the offended Englishman with “Cease this Faggotry at once!”


28 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:46 AM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: Darksheare

Wonder if these “pranksters” will be charged with murder?


29 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:47 AM PDT by caww
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To: OldDeckHand

For eternity he’ll have to answer the question...”and how did you go?”


30 posted on 04/30/2010 10:26:58 AM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: dead

Rectum?, Rectum hell, it kill him!


31 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:01 AM PDT by outhousepatrol
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To: r9etb

He was probably hoping the eel would eat the hamster...


32 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:08 AM PDT by jessduntno ("If you want security, go to prison, you're fed, clothed, given medical. But...there's no freedom.")
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To: Allegra; Eaker

Thread title of the day....so far.

Eaker cheats death again thank goodness....


33 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:10 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: OldDeckHand

I opened this thinking it was going to be Steve-o, or another one of the Johnny Knoxville crowd.


34 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:32 AM PDT by libs_kma (If you RAM it down our throats in 2009, we're going to SHOVE it up your "donkey" in 2010!!!!!)
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To: OldDeckHand
Roman Policeman - Seize him! Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?
(The crowd starts shouting and raising hands)
OK, you, you had your hand up first.

Man 1 - Death by torture!

Roman Policeman - Nooo. You?

Man 2 - Crucifixion!

Roman Policeman - Wrong! You?

Man 3 - They shove a living snake up your ass!

Roman Policeman - Whew, ahh. No, but that's very creative!

History of the World, Part I

35 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:46 AM PDT by BlueLancer (I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
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To: OldDeckHand

People in Asia do funny stuff with food.


36 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:51 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: dfwgator

Rectum hell, killed him.


37 posted on 04/30/2010 10:27:57 AM PDT by depenzz (Its what you learn after you know it all that counts.)
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To: dfwgator

“Rectum?”

Wrecked em? It frigging killed him.


38 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:01 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: caww

China?
Dunno.
It Depends.


39 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: hoagy62

40 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:10 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: OldDeckHand

They guy sent the eels in to look for the gerbils


41 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:15 AM PDT by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded, my brains fell out.)
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To: dfwgator
Rectum?

Oh yeah. It destroyed 'im.


42 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:17 AM PDT by pyx (Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
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To: OldDeckHand

What a horrible way to die. The poor man.


43 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:31 AM PDT by FourPeas (God Bless America)
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To: WayneS
"Was one of the friends Richard Gere?"

No, but I think Elton John's gold tiara was found at the scene of the party.

44 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:45 AM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: OldDeckHand

Another Darwin Award recipient goes down.


45 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:49 AM PDT by Jim Robinson (JUST VOTE THEM OUT! teapartyexpress.org)
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To: dead
How does the eel up the rectum prank go well?

Wow,you sure lead a sheltered life. ;-)

46 posted on 04/30/2010 10:28:53 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: dfwgator

Rectum?

No ate um’ and killed um’.....


47 posted on 04/30/2010 10:29:36 AM PDT by OldBullrider (if yur hurt, rub some dirt on it, and get back to work)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Thank you.

Ah, Free Republic...where I go to get news that you’ll hear NOWHERE else!

(Because no one in their right mind WOULD.)


48 posted on 04/30/2010 10:30:11 AM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: OldDeckHand; Eaker

I predict 5,000 views, 200-215 replies, and Eaker calling and asking for an attorney.


49 posted on 04/30/2010 10:30:39 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: OldDeckHand

How drunk do you have to be that an eel eating your bowels doesn’t wake you up.


50 posted on 04/30/2010 10:30:55 AM PDT by DManA
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