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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

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1 posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:22 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: OldDeckHand

shocking.


2 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:12 AM PDT by warpsmith (Nauthannem i ned ol renainnen.)
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To: OldDeckHand

I really, REALLY wish I had not opened this thread....


3 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:25 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: OldDeckHand
In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum.

Rectum?

4 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:28 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: OldDeckHand

Lindsey....did you do that?


5 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:49 AM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: OldDeckHand

I wonder if he went to the doctor saying, “I feel eel?”


6 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:54 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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To: OldDeckHand

“and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.”

Swamp gas, swamp arse, same thing.
Right?
*ugh*

Prank?
I don’t think so..


7 posted on 04/30/2010 10:23:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: OldDeckHand
Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

The prank went awry?

How does the eel up the rectum prank go well?

8 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:04 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dfwgator

“Heck...it killed ‘im!”


9 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:10 AM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: OldDeckHand

So that’s the “ancient Chinese secret”.


10 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:18 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
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To: OldDeckHand

Surely this happened in San Francisco.


11 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:27 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama = Epic Fail)
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To: r9etb

Too late!


12 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: dfwgator

Rectum?

Damn near killed him. Wait, it did kill him.


13 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:30 AM PDT by NoKoolAidforMe (1-20-09--The Beginning of an Error..............1-20-13--Change we can look forward to)
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To: OldDeckHand

Countdown to the “No Thanks” thread pull... 3... 2...


14 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:33 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: OldDeckHand

Was one of the friends Richard Gere?


15 posted on 04/30/2010 10:24:46 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: OldDeckHand

This kind of thing really burns my a**.


16 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:02 AM PDT by sand lake bar
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Rectum? Wrecked him? Nah, it killed him! ; )
17 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:09 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: OldDeckHand
"My rectum is full of eels."
18 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:27 AM PDT by dfwgator
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rectum, he11...

it darned near killed him!

19 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:41 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: OldDeckHand

Prank gone awry or wrong? How would this “prank” have gone right? Sick.


20 posted on 04/30/2010 10:25:48 AM PDT by Frantzie (McCain=Obama's friend. McCain & Graham = La Raza's favorite Senators)
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