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Woman gets threatening message - via tortillas (TX)
Clearlake ^ | May 3, 2010 4:06 pm | Thayer Evans

Posted on 05/03/2010 3:16:24 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran

League City police are investigating a threat written in Spanish on two corn tortillas that a woman found underneath her car over the weekend.

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Written in Hot Sauce?
1 posted on 05/03/2010 3:16:24 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

It was from the Virgin Mary, telling her that she doesn’t appear in flat bread.


2 posted on 05/03/2010 3:19:09 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Jewbacca

I kinda figured the same thing.


3 posted on 05/03/2010 3:20:38 PM PDT by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

This screams “ex-husband” or “ex-amigote.” Actually, a niece of mine got all sorts of threats left under her car when she was in college...it turned out to be her (ex-)boyfriend (and neither of them are Latin American!), who was trying to scare her so she would look to him for protection because he felt she didn’t fully appreciate him.

Life is weird.


4 posted on 05/03/2010 3:21:05 PM PDT by livius
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To: livius

“Life is weird.”

so are people


5 posted on 05/03/2010 3:22:11 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Obviously the work of the taliban....cha cha cha


6 posted on 05/03/2010 3:23:12 PM PDT by Bad~Rodeo (Defensor Fortis)
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To: livius

This is one reason we need tortilla reform.


7 posted on 05/03/2010 3:24:31 PM PDT by Know et al (Everything I know I read in the newspaper and that's the reason for my ignorance: Will Rogers)
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To: driftdiver

Indeed. The older you get, the more you realize exactly how weird people (including yourself) are.


8 posted on 05/03/2010 3:25:38 PM PDT by livius
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To: Know et al

Henceforth, only invisible ink for tortillas.


9 posted on 05/03/2010 3:26:11 PM PDT by livius
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To: livius

Trips to Walmart are also enlightening.


10 posted on 05/03/2010 3:27:02 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

11 posted on 05/03/2010 3:27:22 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL~


12 posted on 05/03/2010 3:29:09 PM PDT by Bad~Rodeo (Defensor Fortis)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

But were there Nazi swatiska’s written in re-fried beans on her windshield?


13 posted on 05/03/2010 3:29:30 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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14 posted on 05/03/2010 3:31:14 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Know et al

Without “them” we wont be able to buy anything at Walmart. Dateline, Cloquet, Minnesota. 15 “Hispanics” fail to show up for work after rape investigation discovers “Undocumented Aliens” taking care of your needs.

????????????


15 posted on 05/03/2010 3:32:18 PM PDT by scoobysnak71 (Muhammad, the Pedophile Prophet . Looks like they crucified the wrong guy ...)
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To: driftdiver

They’re scary and they’ve gotten scarier. I was in my local Walmart a couple of days ago and I saw two typical female Walmart denizens...grossly overweight and tattooed...wearing Islamic garb. This seems to be taking off among poor rural whites in South Georgia and North Florida.

I was quite freaked out.


16 posted on 05/03/2010 3:32:44 PM PDT by livius
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This is one reason we need tortilla reform.

You can peel my tortilla from my cold blue fingers.

17 posted on 05/03/2010 3:32:53 PM PDT by frithguild (I gave to Joe Wilson the day after, to Scott Brown seven days before and next to JD Hayworth.)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Lets hope it wasnt a refried bean swaztika


18 posted on 05/03/2010 3:37:45 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions...$1 Halfbaked...50c)
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To: All
Tortilla Terrorist known accomplice...


19 posted on 05/03/2010 3:38:28 PM PDT by Bad~Rodeo (Defensor Fortis)
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To: frithguild

LOL!!! Good one.


20 posted on 05/03/2010 3:39:53 PM PDT by Know et al (Everything I know I read in the newspaper and that's the reason for my ignorance: Will Rogers)
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To: livius

I guess the good news is they will make lazy terrorists.


21 posted on 05/03/2010 3:40:23 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: JoeProBono

you got great picture skills dude


22 posted on 05/03/2010 3:54:20 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver

Well, that’s true. I didn’t see the male partners of these ladies, but I’m sure they were the basic meth-making, never-employed, frequent flyer jail-bird type, and they probably can’t be bothered to take up terrorism.


23 posted on 05/03/2010 3:55:57 PM PDT by livius
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