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Russian Policeman Kills Himself Scratching Nose with His Gun
Pravda.Ru ^ | 07.05.2010

Posted on 05/09/2010 6:06:46 PM PDT by One_Upmanship

An armed 23 year old policeman in Moscow fell victim of his own carelessness. He decided to scratch an itchy spot on his nose with a gun and accidentally killed himself, the Moskovsky Komsomolets reports.

The tragedy happened in the court security facility. At 6pm the officer’s supervisor tried to connect with him over the phone to check on him. The sergeant did not answer his phone and the supervisor had to go see him with other officers.

The police found a locked door they had to break and the body of their colleague behind the door. The policeman’s body with a wound in the head was found under the desk.

The investigation ruled out a murder. There was no note that would indicate suicide.

The victim had been serving in police since 2007. He was single and was not registered with the staff psychologist. He was reported to be in good spirits on the day of the accident.

The sergeant allegedly scratched his nose with his gun and accidentally pulled the trigger.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
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To: Talisker

21 posted on 05/09/2010 6:22:00 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Pollster1

Stector should have floated this about killing Clarkson


22 posted on 05/09/2010 6:24:02 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: driftdiver
Perhaps he should use a chain saw next time.

There will be no next time.
23 posted on 05/09/2010 6:26:16 PM PDT by redheadtoo
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To: One_Upmanship
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24 posted on 05/09/2010 6:29:46 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: One_Upmanship

Never point at things one doesn’t want to shoot.


25 posted on 05/09/2010 6:31:23 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Talisker
Hit me!


26 posted on 05/09/2010 6:33:16 PM PDT by One_Upmanship
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To: Talisker

That’s what he said.


27 posted on 05/09/2010 6:35:39 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: TexasCajun
Those what? Booblers?


28 posted on 05/09/2010 6:36:01 PM PDT by One_Upmanship
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To: One_Upmanship; Bob Ireland; M Kehoe; MinuteGal

It's gettin' wierd again ..................... FRegards


29 posted on 05/09/2010 6:36:07 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo! You should already have the guns .................. FRegards)
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To: fatnotlazy
yeah...or maybe he had just HAD IT with that damn itch.

or maybe he had gotten in trouble at work for always leaving wadded up Kleenex everywhere....HA. that'll show 'em.

30 posted on 05/09/2010 6:36:08 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: FlingWingFlyer
Time story: New Rules for Russia's Cops: No Bribes or Wild Sex

Second to last paragraph. Graphic!

31 posted on 05/09/2010 6:40:37 PM PDT by One_Upmanship
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To: One_Upmanship

PRIMO Candidate for Darwin Award.


32 posted on 05/09/2010 6:40:39 PM PDT by Elsiejay (.)
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To: Talisker

In more than one way.


33 posted on 05/09/2010 6:40:56 PM PDT by benjibrowder (For Neda. May God bless those fighting for freedom.)
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To: ZinGirl

That’s what they call an “Itchy Trigger Finger”


34 posted on 05/09/2010 6:42:13 PM PDT by nametrader (There is HOPE! ... If only there is Change!)
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To: nametrader

or cutting off his nose to spite his face....


35 posted on 05/09/2010 6:45:28 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

36 posted on 05/09/2010 6:46:24 PM PDT by One_Upmanship
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To: Talisker

In Russia, gun scratches you.


37 posted on 05/09/2010 6:48:29 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: MuttTheHoople

I like it!

Sounds like a clip Groucho Marx would use.


38 posted on 05/09/2010 6:48:33 PM PDT by One_Upmanship
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To: One_Upmanship

39 posted on 05/09/2010 6:50:47 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: BitWielder1

I second your nomination.


40 posted on 05/09/2010 6:51:49 PM PDT by DarthVader (That which supports Barack Hussein Obama must be sterilized and there are NO exceptions!)
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