Skip to comments.Naked, Shackled Inmate Escapes In Polk Co.(Now Captured)
Posted on 05/12/2010 11:53:54 AM PDT by greatdefender
POLK COUNTY, Fla. -- An inmate made a break for it Tuesday, losing his clothes in the process, authorities said.
Bradley Norris was under a detention deputy's watch at the Lake Wales hospital Tuesday when investigators said he attacked her and made a run for it.
He lost his hospital gown in the struggle.
The be-on-the-lookout call was for a naked man shackled at the ankles.
He made it 300 yards before being captured.
They needed to put out a call on the radio for this?
If this had happened in San Francisco, he would have escaped by blending in to the crowd.
He shoulda tried using an alias.
I don’t consider 300 yards to be a truly meaningful prison escape.
Separating him from his new friend would have taken a little longer.
She was probably laughing so hard at this stupid naked a-hole that was running down the street naked in shackles , that it took a while to catch him.
Hahahahahaha...joke of the day.
A shackled 300 yard run? Has he been contacted by any NFL scouts yet?
This needs to be a video, with the “O Brother Where Art Thou” banjo music as the soundtrack.
Does Iowahawk know this? Actually come to think of it, was Iowahawk recently in the vicinity?
Yikes - I saw Polk County and assumed Iowa. It’s Floriduh - duh!
We had a streaker in church the other day. They caught him by the organ.
But soon found himself in a tight spot.
They caught him by the organ.
Try a crowbar.
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