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Nude Beggar With Panties On Head Arrested
thedenverchannel.com ^ | May 14, 2010 | Wayne Harrison

Posted on 05/15/2010 6:01:18 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

BOULDER, Colo. -- A man who police said was naked except for a pair of woman's thong panties he was wearing on his head is the first person arrested under Boulder's new public nudity law.

Police said that Glenn Ford, 55, was standing nude on an offramp of Highway 36 during the Thursday afternoon rush hour. Officers located him at the Baseline Road exit, according to a police blotter.


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TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alfranken; ceramicpenis; napl; obamavoter; policeblotter; publiclibrary; publicnudity; publicnuditylaw; streakers
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1 posted on 05/15/2010 6:01:18 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

airplane glue?


2 posted on 05/15/2010 6:02:15 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It’s the “Peoples Republic of Boulder”! What do you expect?


3 posted on 05/15/2010 6:02:29 PM PDT by WellyP
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Old hippies go to Boulder or San Francisco to die....


4 posted on 05/15/2010 6:02:32 PM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Raising Arizona.

“Boy, you got a panty on your head”.


5 posted on 05/15/2010 6:02:50 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Panties on his head? Did he escape from Abu Ghraib?
6 posted on 05/15/2010 6:04:30 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
A man who police said was naked except for a pair of woman's thong panties he was wearing on his head is the first person arrested under Boulder's new public nudity law.

That's a blatant attempt at graying the term nudity.

He had his panties on for crying out loud, what's the problem? {8 - 0

7 posted on 05/15/2010 6:04:31 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Yeah, but were those panties CLEAN?
That’s important, at least according to mom.....


8 posted on 05/15/2010 6:05:47 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That’s one hell of a party.


9 posted on 05/15/2010 6:06:31 PM PDT by Nachoman (Think of life as an adventure you don't survive.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Dude. Leonard Nimoy called. He wants his eyebrows back...

10 posted on 05/15/2010 6:07:41 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save the Earth. It's the only planet with Chocolate.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

LOL! You do find the good articles FTNY! I needed a good laugh.

Thanks!


11 posted on 05/15/2010 6:07:58 PM PDT by Atom Smasher
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That’s not the glenn Ford I know.


12 posted on 05/15/2010 6:08:11 PM PDT by Captainpaintball (If the right has TEABAGGERS, then the left has SCUMBAGGERS and DOUCHEBAGGERS!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


13 posted on 05/15/2010 6:09:14 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

LOL


14 posted on 05/15/2010 6:09:43 PM PDT by FourPeas (God Bless America)
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To: Captainpaintball; martin_fierro; mikrofon

15 posted on 05/15/2010 6:12:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Maybe he was just confused as to how he was supposed to wear his panties.


16 posted on 05/15/2010 6:13:38 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Captainpaintball
That’s not the glenn Ford I know

You've seen Glenn Ford nekked??? Do Tell!!!

17 posted on 05/15/2010 6:16:17 PM PDT by bigheadfred (If I've said it once, I've said it a million times...)
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To: WellyP

18 posted on 05/15/2010 6:16:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bolder.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Lookin’ like a fool with his panties on his head.


19 posted on 05/15/2010 6:17:09 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Likely Obama voter

Mmmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm ....


20 posted on 05/15/2010 6:17:54 PM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Boulder used to be more libertarian.


21 posted on 05/15/2010 6:23:32 PM PDT by ansel12 (MITT: "I was an independent during the time of Reagan-Bush. I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush")
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Ford, a known transient, was overheard to say, "Can't you peeple SEE I'm FREEZING to death"?
22 posted on 05/15/2010 6:25:32 PM PDT by bigheadfred (If I've said it once, I've said it a million times...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It’s a shame to see a great actor like Glenn Ford sink to these depths, can’t someone find a small movie role for him or cast him in a “Love Boat” type show?


23 posted on 05/15/2010 6:26:44 PM PDT by decisis
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Wow.

Talk about dude... FAIL


24 posted on 05/15/2010 6:29:30 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; All

LOL

Thanks for the laugh!


25 posted on 05/15/2010 6:31:04 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ( HEY OBAMA, I CAN SEE NOVEMBER FROM MY BACK FORTY -Lady NRA Member)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“When did you start wearing panties?”

“When my wife found a pair in the glove compartment.”


26 posted on 05/15/2010 6:31:44 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I blame George W Bush! He started this crap. He probably invented the pants-on-the-ground thing too.


27 posted on 05/15/2010 6:34:08 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Let me get this straight. Panties on the head of a terrorist makes him a victim but panties on the head of a bum makes him a criminal. OK got it.


28 posted on 05/15/2010 6:53:18 PM PDT by beckysueb (January 20, 2013. When Obama becomes just a skidmark on the panties of American history.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

29 posted on 05/15/2010 7:06:21 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick
OMG..it's an epidemic

30 posted on 05/15/2010 7:08:11 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Officers located him at the Baseline Road exit, according to a police blotter

At first glance, it read as "Vaseline Road exit". Could be appropriate...

31 posted on 05/15/2010 7:10:09 PM PDT by mikrofon (Or maybe I'm just tired...)
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To: cripplecreek

Panties on your head
Panties on your head
Lookin’ like a fool
with your panties on your head


32 posted on 05/15/2010 7:11:10 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: RummyChick

FRANKLIN, Indiana -- A man is under arrest after allegedly robbing a gas station while wearing a pair of women's panties on his head.
He was also wearing gloves and carrying a long skinny knife. Police say he grabbed a female customer around the waist and walked her closer the checkout counter.

He pointed the knife towards the two employees standing behind the counter and demanded all of the money, cigarettes and a lighter.

The employees gave the suspect money from the register, two packs of cigarettes and a lighter. Nobody was injured during the robbery. Even though the suspect attempted to hide his identity, witnesses were able to provide a good description of the suspect. Police eventually arrested Larry Bernard. Officers say Bernard was intoxicated and had the twelve inch kitchen knife stuck in the waist band of his pants. Officers also found a large a
33 posted on 05/15/2010 7:11:55 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick

Is that a picture of nobama at one of his famous weekly Wednesday parties at the White House?


34 posted on 05/15/2010 7:13:13 PM PDT by hal ogen ($10 (I think) amounts through the internet from all over the world.)
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To: hal ogen
No, I think that would be more like this with briefs

35 posted on 05/15/2010 7:15:55 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: dfwgator

The greatest chase scene of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOrDN21yoGk


36 posted on 05/15/2010 7:16:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: kittymyrib

Old hippies go to Boulder or San Francisco to die....

Trust me, there’s one heck of alot of them down in Portland, Or.


37 posted on 05/15/2010 7:17:45 PM PDT by djf
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To: cripplecreek

One of my all-time five greatest movies. Never get tired of watching it.


38 posted on 05/15/2010 7:25:00 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Fiddlstix; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
At least the cops can tell if he's been taking LSD.


39 posted on 05/15/2010 8:00:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I was wondering what Ward Churchill has been up to.


40 posted on 05/15/2010 8:01:25 PM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: Sender
I blame George W Bush! He started this crap. He probably invented the pants-on-the-ground thing too.

George W. was a Fraternity President at Yale, he may have.

41 posted on 05/15/2010 8:02:17 PM PDT by ansel12 (MITT: "I was an independent during the time of Reagan-Bush. I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Let’s make him the Safe School Czar!


42 posted on 05/15/2010 8:23:53 PM PDT by my small voice (A biased media and an uneducated public is the biggest threat to our democracy)
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!

That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this.


43 posted on 05/15/2010 8:30:22 PM PDT by Califreak (A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
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To: Army Air Corps

That was my second thought.

: )


44 posted on 05/15/2010 8:31:14 PM PDT by Califreak (A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
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To: RummyChick

Is that Will Farrell?


45 posted on 05/15/2010 8:33:45 PM PDT by Califreak (A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Ford, a known transient, was arrested on suspicion of violating Boulder's ordinance prohibiting public nudity.

It is clear that this poor guy is a few cards short of a deck. I think the Boulder police might be too for arresting Ford on suspicion of violating the ordinance.

46 posted on 05/15/2010 8:37:51 PM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: cripplecreek

Thanks.

Me & my kids just fell off our chairs laughing.


47 posted on 05/15/2010 8:42:38 PM PDT by Califreak (A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
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To: ansel12

“Boulder used to be more libertarian.”

Standing naked with panties on his head sounds pretty libertarian to me!

) : >)


48 posted on 05/15/2010 10:14:40 PM PDT by Yehuda (Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!)
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To: Yehuda
I'm buck naked!!!!!!!!

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49 posted on 05/15/2010 10:20:13 PM PDT by ansel12 (MITT: "I was an independent during the time of Reagan-Bush. I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush")
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To: ansel12

) : >)


50 posted on 05/15/2010 10:25:53 PM PDT by Yehuda (Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!)
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