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LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes "Monster" -Containing Testicles
The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/2010

Posted on 05/17/2010 9:14:08 AM PDT by llevrok

The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

The victim, who police say had a Tennessee address, was with several friends when he began to experience negative feelings. He was dropped off at the Jay Street residence, to which Arcata Police responded at 4:18 p.m. that day.

“We just thought it was an isolated incident,” said Police Chief Tom Chapman. He said calls to aid people having a bad experience with LSD or psilocybin mushrooms are “not uncommon.” But a flurry of subsequent incidents represent an unusual surge in LSD-related calls for service.

On May 8, a 21-year-old male subject took LSD and wandered away from his residence. He left his shoes, adequate clothing, and cell phone behind and did not tell anyone where he was going. He wandered around the forest for days while concerned friends and family looked for him. He eventually returned a couple days later.

On May 9, officers responded to the Mad River Hospital to assist with a combative 19-year-old male subject who was undergoing “flashbacks.” The subject had ingested LSD two weeks ago. Today, officers found him standing in the field being held by three friends who were attempting to get him into the emergency room. The friends were requesting police assistance and wanted their friend to get help. The officers detained the subject and held him for psychiatric evaluation by Humboldt County Mental Health.

Last night, officers responded to the 900 block of H Street where an 18-year-old male subject, who was under the influence of LSD, was throwing himself on the ground in the middle of the street. He was arrested and taken to jail.

Also last night, May 11,officers from APD assisted officers from UPD arrest a subject who was under the influence of LSD.

Officers from the Arcata Police Department also had two additional contacts with unrelated subjects undergoing “flashbacks.” Both were cared for by friends and family. One subject was taken out of the area and back home by his family.

The Arcata Police Department would like to remind you that the effects of LSD are extremely unpredictable. Many LSD users experience flashbacks long after initially using the drug. It is difficult to determine how long the effects of the LSD will last. The physical effects include dilated pupils, higher body temperature, increased heart rate and blood pressure, sweating, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, dry mouth, and tremors.

Some LSD users experience severe, terrifying thoughts and feelings, fear of losing control, fear of insanity and death, and despair while using LSD. Some fatal accidents have occurred during states of LSD intoxication.


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: acid; california; darwinaward; dude; idiot; jpb; lsd; stuckonstupid
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1 posted on 05/17/2010 9:14:08 AM PDT by llevrok
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Bad trip ping


2 posted on 05/17/2010 9:14:50 AM PDT by llevrok (A stranger in my own country)
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To: llevrok

Cutting off his nutters was probably the smartest move this guy could ever make.


3 posted on 05/17/2010 9:15:36 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: llevrok

Absolutely a guaranteed Darwin Award winner!


4 posted on 05/17/2010 9:15:40 AM PDT by BwanaNdege
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To: llevrok

I think we’re all better off. Thank you Sir!


5 posted on 05/17/2010 9:15:47 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: llevrok

Haahaha! What a dumb-ass! Funny as hell! Lets send this loser a note of thanks for keeping his DNA out of circulation!


6 posted on 05/17/2010 9:15:54 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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To: llevrok

Brings “coming down from an acid trip” to a whole new level.


7 posted on 05/17/2010 9:16:38 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: llevrok

He is now qualified to be a leading GOP member of congress.


8 posted on 05/17/2010 9:16:49 AM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: llevrok

There’s A Monster In My Pants!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4QadeW6fJc


9 posted on 05/17/2010 9:17:40 AM PDT by jessduntno (Kagan...Filly-bust-her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
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To: BwanaNdege

Beat me to it! One of the few Darwin Award winners who will be able to collect his prize in person!


10 posted on 05/17/2010 9:18:02 AM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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To: ConservaTexan

OUCH .... accurate, but still that was harsh man.


11 posted on 05/17/2010 9:18:50 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: llevrok

Brown Acid?


12 posted on 05/17/2010 9:19:34 AM PDT by moehoward
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To: llevrok

Darwin Award.


13 posted on 05/17/2010 9:19:43 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 480 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: ConservaTexan

bump


14 posted on 05/17/2010 9:19:58 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: llevrok

bad batch and now a eunuch... could’ve done us all a favor!


15 posted on 05/17/2010 9:20:31 AM PDT by JimBobWay
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To: llevrok

One pill makes you smaller....


16 posted on 05/17/2010 9:22:10 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: llevrok

What a long strange trip it’s been.


17 posted on 05/17/2010 9:23:43 AM PDT by getitright (If you call this HOPE, can we give despair a shot?)
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To: llevrok

I can’t explain why, but this made me laugh. I know this is tragic and a terrible thing, but...why couldn’t he have sliced off a finger with a monster in it, or something like that.

Bad trip label is an accurate one. The flashbacks are gonna suck for certain, too.


18 posted on 05/17/2010 9:23:50 AM PDT by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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To: llevrok
The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

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On May 8, a 21-year-old male subject took LSD and wandered away from his residence. He left his shoes, adequate clothing, and cell phone behind and did not tell anyone where he was going. He wandered around the forest for days while concerned friends and family looked for him. He eventually returned a couple days later.

Ummmm..., is this an old story, from a newspaper back in the 60s and 70s...?

I was just wondering as it seems so "deja vu" ... doncha know ... :-)

19 posted on 05/17/2010 9:23:57 AM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: llevrok
Sounds like someone is adding new ingredients to acid - that's too high number of really bad trips...
20 posted on 05/17/2010 9:26:31 AM PDT by GOPJ (Americans..speak of capitalism's glories(rather)than of socialism's greatness. Elena Kagan (thesis))
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To: llevrok

Man - thats got to leave a mark......


21 posted on 05/17/2010 9:27:38 AM PDT by njslim
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To: JimBobWay

I’ve been to Tennessee many times. This may explain why race cars go around in a tiny circle there.


22 posted on 05/17/2010 9:27:39 AM PDT by llevrok (A stranger in my own country)
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To: llevrok
Sounds like someone is adding new ingredients to acid - that's too high a number of really bad trips for one small town. Especially for these times...
23 posted on 05/17/2010 9:29:24 AM PDT by GOPJ (Americans..speak of capitalism's glories(rather)than of socialism's greatness. Elena Kagan (thesis))
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To: llevrok

"not to worry,the gators living in the sewer system will take care of that....."

24 posted on 05/17/2010 9:31:41 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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To: llevrok
Hmm....

This gives me an idea for a reality show: "LSD House".

We take a bunch of the morons and put them in an house full of cameras and LSD. It would be very entertaining and a great way to make money. We could pretend we were giving part of the money to charity. And then not give anything to charity. Just take the money and buy expensive cars and hookers. All the while being pleased that we figured out a way to take idiots that do LSD and make some money off of them for a change instead of them ripping us off by stealing our stuff. It's all win-win because the LSD takers get a nice place to live and whatnot. And we get expensive cars and women. Brilliant!

I hereby proclaim I am copyrighting this idea! LSD House - Coming this fall to FOX. followed afterwards by the show "INTERVENTION".

* Disclaimer - I sometimes post really absurd and/or sarcastic items here on FR. This could be one of them, or not.

25 posted on 05/17/2010 9:31:46 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (NOVEMBER-2-2010!)
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To: llevrok

I’m trying to summon sympathy for someone stupid enough to take LSD and who then castrates himself. The thought that those stupid genes will not get passed along keeps jumping in.


26 posted on 05/17/2010 9:33:04 AM PDT by Jemian (Support Bible translation in Papua. www.mmlott.org)
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To: All

Who can diss-agree with all the comments so far?


27 posted on 05/17/2010 9:34:33 AM PDT by valkyry1
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To: llevrok

Just another nutty story.


28 posted on 05/17/2010 9:35:17 AM PDT by Boston Blackie
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To: llevrok
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29 posted on 05/17/2010 9:36:15 AM PDT by ontap
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To: llevrok

30 posted on 05/17/2010 9:39:54 AM PDT by TSgt (We will always be prepared, so we may always be free. - Ronald Reagan)
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To: llevrok

a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

Oh boy!.....This idiot has way to much time on his hands....


31 posted on 05/17/2010 9:42:15 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: llevrok

This guy “drained the lizard” and then some.


32 posted on 05/17/2010 9:48:43 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: llevrok

I would say the town of Arcada is trippin’ balls.


33 posted on 05/17/2010 9:49:11 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: llevrok
When good trips go bad. . ▼
34 posted on 05/17/2010 10:07:22 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: GOPJ
Yeah, somethings not right.

In my younger days I took this drug many times and never had any experience, even remotely like these.

35 posted on 05/17/2010 10:12:50 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: freedomson
Yeah, somethings not right. In my younger days I took this drug many times and never had any experience, even remotely like these.

Every now and then there'd be a bad batch - and people would say things like, "don't take the orange sunshine" or some such thing - but you're right - this wasn't part of what was going down. This is new - and bad.

36 posted on 05/17/2010 10:30:40 AM PDT by GOPJ (Americans..speak of capitalism's glories(rather)than of socialism's greatness. Elena Kagan (thesis))
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To: goseminoles

LOL!!


37 posted on 05/17/2010 10:32:05 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: llevrok

Must of had a real set of balls to cut off his own balls.

And now for something completely different...


38 posted on 05/17/2010 10:35:26 AM PDT by montyspython
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To: llevrok

Not Tennessee -— it’s California.


39 posted on 05/17/2010 11:05:14 AM PDT by RedWhiteBlue
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To: llevrok

Turn on, tune in, and cut off.


40 posted on 05/17/2010 11:11:46 AM PDT by Claud
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To: llevrok
"Nuts !!" - Brig. General Anthony C. McAuliffe
41 posted on 05/17/2010 11:16:14 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: TSgt

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My EEEEYYYYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!


42 posted on 05/17/2010 11:17:50 AM PDT by ElenaM
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To: Star Traveler
It's deja vu all over again!
43 posted on 05/17/2010 11:35:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yep, there too ... :-)


44 posted on 05/17/2010 11:37:41 AM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: moehoward
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45 posted on 05/17/2010 12:21:02 PM PDT by Touch Not the Cat (Where is the light? Wonder if it's weeping somewhere...)
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To: OB1kNOb

“Nuts !!” - Brig. General Anthony C. McAuliffe

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Uttered in response to the Germans asking for the 101st Airborne in Bastogne to share some of their acid with the German infantry?


46 posted on 05/17/2010 1:24:56 PM PDT by dmz
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To: TSgt; shibumi

Wow.

Pan’s sure let himself go.


47 posted on 05/17/2010 4:31:14 PM PDT by Salamander (You look like you'd fit in the trunk of my car. I might let you live, I might go too far.)
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To: llevrok

I hear the 911 call was in a very high voice.


48 posted on 05/17/2010 4:34:57 PM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemy of freedom. Sarah Palin is our Esther.)
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To: Star Traveler

Deja vu is French for “flashback.”


49 posted on 05/17/2010 6:41:08 PM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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Hmmm.... that sounds like a good name for a TV series ... let me call my producer ... be right back ... :-)


50 posted on 05/17/2010 6:42:15 PM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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