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Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Florida Everglades
FlashNews ^ | May 13, 2010 | Unknown

Posted on 05/19/2010 3:03:57 AM PDT by shibumi

OCHOPEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Bigfoot mating season is underway in the Florida Everglades and the furry, horny creature is out for blood. Dave Shealy, an RV park owner in Ochopee, Florida, is the leading researcher of the Skunk Ape, Bigfoot’s “smaller, smellier cousin.”

He says there are seven to nine Skunk Apes currently living in the Everglades and right now is the best time to spot one because it’s their mating season.

Lately, he’s heard lots of campers report strange sounds coming from the swamps. He figures it’s the Skunk Ape’s mating call, which sounds like a low-pitched dove cooing.

Though Skunk Apes are generally shy, Shealy says women on their periods should be careful when hiking the area because the cryptoids are attracted to the scent of menstruation.

They’re also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.”

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; cryptobiology; napl; sasquatch; skunkape
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Artist Rendering of the suspect Bigfoor at link.
1 posted on 05/19/2010 3:03:57 AM PDT by shibumi
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To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33; JoeProBono

Because-the-World-Needs-to-Know-Ping


2 posted on 05/19/2010 3:07:23 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi

MO visiting?


3 posted on 05/19/2010 3:09:41 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra

Pablo’s on the loose in Florida.


4 posted on 05/19/2010 3:10:41 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi
They’re also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.”

Bubba??

5 posted on 05/19/2010 3:12:02 AM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: goseminoles
It's the dang snowbirds!


6 posted on 05/19/2010 3:16:56 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
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To: Hardraade

Blue cocktail dresses are also taboo.


7 posted on 05/19/2010 3:17:00 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi

8 posted on 05/19/2010 3:19:11 AM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: shibumi

9 posted on 05/19/2010 3:20:51 AM PDT by hawkeye101 (Electing lawyers to political office is like hiring a raging alcoholic to run your bar!)
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To: shibumi
female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry

If I didn't already have a tagline....

10 posted on 05/19/2010 3:39:44 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: hawkeye101

Are you insinuating that Bigfoot did not keep a lumber jack as a love slave? Have you no decency?


11 posted on 05/19/2010 3:47:33 AM PDT by 999replies (Thune/Rubio 2012)
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To: shibumi
They’re also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.”


12 posted on 05/19/2010 3:48:07 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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To: shibumi

13 posted on 05/19/2010 3:50:11 AM PDT by Salamander (Paint on my cruel or happy face. Hide me behind it.)
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To: shibumi

What if a Skunk Ape is gay?


14 posted on 05/19/2010 3:56:46 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Don't think of work as 5 days on, 2 days off. Instead think 4 nights on, 3 off.)
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To: Rebelbase

Then he and his “partner” should never visit Malawi.


15 posted on 05/19/2010 4:00:15 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: Rebelbase
What if a Skunk Ape is gay?

There's always South Beach.

16 posted on 05/19/2010 4:01:33 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Jonah Hex

Looks like Florida State could use some help in English Comp as well.


17 posted on 05/19/2010 4:02:10 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi

The artist rendering of the skunk ape looks suspiciously like “beer looter guy” from hurricane Katrina...


18 posted on 05/19/2010 4:03:32 AM PDT by apillar
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To: shibumi
female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.”

Sometimes there's just too much information in an article.


19 posted on 05/19/2010 4:05:24 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: apillar

Hmmmmm.....

“Skunk”?

“Heineken”?

It fits.


20 posted on 05/19/2010 4:07:03 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: Condor51

At least he didn’t say “...a red flag...”


21 posted on 05/19/2010 4:08:09 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: Non-Sequitur

do gay skunk apes wax?


22 posted on 05/19/2010 4:09:45 AM PDT by rrrod
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To: Jonah Hex

If the schooling didn’t cost so much they could afford some decent clothes... /s


23 posted on 05/19/2010 4:12:03 AM PDT by Loud Mime (The Initial Point in Politics: Our Constitution initialpoints.net)
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To: shibumi
*** At least he didn’t say “...a red flag...” ***

Yeah, but I bet he wanted to :-)

24 posted on 05/19/2010 4:21:59 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: shibumi
Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Florida Everglades

It's here again already? Where does the time go?

25 posted on 05/19/2010 4:23:42 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet
It's here again already? Where does the time go?

Well, it is Spring Break in Florida...


26 posted on 05/19/2010 4:29:27 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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To: shibumi

“strange sounds coming from the swamps”

Must be battling those giant snakes.


27 posted on 05/19/2010 4:34:37 AM PDT by wolfcreek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
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To: shibumi

What no pictures?


28 posted on 05/19/2010 5:16:25 AM PDT by conservativesister
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To: conservativesister
Photobucket
29 posted on 05/19/2010 5:21:54 AM PDT by ZX12R
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To: shibumi

That is it. I am never going camping, ever.


30 posted on 05/19/2010 5:22:44 AM PDT by ronniesgal ( I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Bill Clinton!!)
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To: Rebelbase; humblegunner
What if a Skunk Ape is gay?

Pinging humblegunner for his expertise.

31 posted on 05/19/2010 5:22:49 AM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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To: conservativesister
"What no pictures?"

"Hey stud. Sweet Speedo. Buy you a daquiri? Strawberry, or Razzleberry?"

32 posted on 05/19/2010 5:36:59 AM PDT by Matchett-PI (Obama: "Let's Pursue Reparations Through Legislation Rather Than the Courts")
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To: Jonah Hex

LOL.. I miss that hottie.


33 posted on 05/19/2010 6:04:12 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker
Pablo’s on the loose in Florida.

He is very, very wily.

34 posted on 05/19/2010 7:15:34 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: shibumi

35 posted on 05/19/2010 7:24:45 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: shibumi

36 posted on 05/19/2010 8:33:38 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono


I want to believe ...
37 posted on 05/19/2010 8:36:02 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: conservativesister
You want pictures?

Are you sure you want pictures?


38 posted on 05/19/2010 9:52:26 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
"They’re also aroused by used lingerie..."

A fact not lost on the female of the species...


39 posted on 05/19/2010 9:58:34 AM PDT by Semper Mark (Nemo me impune lacessit.)
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To: Allegra
Sasquatch sez he needs some new socks -


40 posted on 05/19/2010 10:08:36 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: ZX12R

I’m as white and right as you can get but comparing Michelle Obama, or any black person, to an ape is extremely offensive to me, to the targeted person, and many, many other people.


41 posted on 05/19/2010 10:25:33 AM PDT by namvolunteer (Color doesn't matter, character does)
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To: namvolunteer
I’m as white and right as you can get but comparing Michelle Obama, or any black person, to an ape is extremely offensive to me, to the targeted person, and many, many other people.

It's not an ape. It's a wookie.
42 posted on 05/19/2010 10:27:51 AM PDT by ZX12R
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To: Markos33; shibumi; Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...

Laz would hit it.



43 posted on 05/19/2010 11:04:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Florida huh?


44 posted on 05/19/2010 11:08:08 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

Robert Crumb PING

45 posted on 05/19/2010 11:09:24 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: ZX12R

I bet that don’t last long


46 posted on 05/19/2010 11:17:44 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Dude. Pictures.


47 posted on 05/19/2010 12:11:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Goonie Goo Goo

[EDDIE MURPHY - BIGFOOT - LANGUAGE WARNING!!!]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrfIReVQtA


48 posted on 05/19/2010 3:09:12 PM PDT by LibertyRocks (http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: namvolunteer
I’m as white and right as you can get but comparing Michelle Obama, or any black person, to an ape is extremely offensive to me, to the targeted person, and many, many other people.

Were you offended when they compared President Bush to a Chimp? Did you express outrage at the disgusting, racist caricatures of Condaleeza Rice?

By the way, they aren't comparing Michelle to an ape; they're comparing Michelle to a Wookie.

49 posted on 05/19/2010 5:00:46 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: LibertyRocks

“Half, Eddie! I want half!”


50 posted on 05/19/2010 5:03:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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