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Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Florida Everglades
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| May 13, 2010
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Posted on 05/19/2010 3:03:57 AM PDT by shibumi
OCHOPEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Bigfoot mating season is underway in the Florida Everglades and the furry, horny creature is out for blood. Dave Shealy, an RV park owner in Ochopee, Florida, is the leading researcher of the Skunk Ape, Bigfoot’s “smaller, smellier cousin.”
He says there are seven to nine Skunk Apes currently living in the Everglades and right now is the best time to spot one because it’s their mating season.
Lately, he’s heard lots of campers report strange sounds coming from the swamps. He figures it’s the Skunk Ape’s mating call, which sounds like a low-pitched dove cooing.
Though Skunk Apes are generally shy, Shealy says women on their periods should be careful when hiking the area because the cryptoids are attracted to the scent of menstruation.
They’re also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.”
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; cryptobiology; napl; sasquatch; skunkape
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To: Condor51
At least he didn’t say “...a red flag...”
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posted on
05/19/2010 4:08:09 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: Non-Sequitur
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posted on
05/19/2010 4:09:45 AM PDT
by
rrrod
To: Jonah Hex
If the schooling didn’t cost so much they could afford some decent clothes... /s
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posted on
05/19/2010 4:12:03 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(The Initial Point in Politics: Our Constitution initialpoints.net)
To: shibumi
*** At least he didn’t say “...a red flag...” ***
Yeah, but I bet he wanted to :-)
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posted on
05/19/2010 4:21:59 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(SAT CONG!)
To: shibumi
Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Florida EvergladesIt's here again already? Where does the time go?
To: GreenHornet
It's here again already? Where does the time go? Well, it is Spring Break in Florida...
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posted on
05/19/2010 4:29:27 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
To: shibumi
“strange sounds coming from the swamps”
Must be battling those giant snakes.
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posted on
05/19/2010 4:34:37 AM PDT
by
wolfcreek
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
To: shibumi
To: conservativesister
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posted on
05/19/2010 5:21:54 AM PDT
by
ZX12R
To: shibumi
That is it. I am never going camping, ever.
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posted on
05/19/2010 5:22:44 AM PDT
by
ronniesgal
( I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Bill Clinton!!)
To: Rebelbase; humblegunner
What if a Skunk Ape is gay?Pinging humblegunner for his expertise.
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posted on
05/19/2010 5:22:49 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: conservativesister
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posted on
05/19/2010 5:36:59 AM PDT
by
Matchett-PI
(Obama: "Let's Pursue Reparations Through Legislation Rather Than the Courts")
To: Jonah Hex
LOL.. I miss that hottie.
To: shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker
Pablo’s on the loose in Florida.He is very, very wily.
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posted on
05/19/2010 7:15:34 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: shibumi
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posted on
05/19/2010 7:24:45 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: shibumi
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posted on
05/19/2010 8:33:38 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
I want to believe ...
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posted on
05/19/2010 8:36:02 AM PDT
by
Scythian
To: conservativesister
You want pictures?
Are you
sure you want pictures?
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posted on
05/19/2010 9:52:26 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
To: shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
"
They’re also aroused by used lingerie..." A fact not lost on the female of the species...
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posted on
05/19/2010 9:58:34 AM PDT
by
Semper Mark
(Nemo me impune lacessit.)
To: Allegra
Sasquatch sez he needs some new socks -
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posted on
05/19/2010 10:08:36 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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