Skip to comments.Moonbat Certification training
Posted on 05/20/2010 7:58:23 AM PDT by Cheesel
Moonbat Certification Training (Actual courses offered by Newton, MA Community Ed. I have taken names out to protect the Enlightened Ones from the Hateful, Neanderthal Conservatives on FR):
Course Name: Dreams, Spirit, and Astral Visits (Personal Awareness)
Description: A spiritual teacher and clairvoyant medium will discuss dreams, the spirit, and astral visits. Symbolism is the language of our dreamsand the language our guides often choose to communicate with us. Learn the five types of dreams, how to understand their language, and how to remember them. She will also discuss how loved ones can contact us in the dream state. Time will be allotted for questions and answers. All are welcome; this class is an accepting and safe environment.
Course Name: Intuition: Your Psychic Ability (Personal Awareness)
Description: Do you sometimes have a feeling, hunch, or intuition you cant explain? Do you suspect you have some psychic ability that youd like to develop? Everyone has some degree of such an ability, but most people ignore the subtle signals. In this course, the instructor will teach you a method for seeing auras, reading peoples minds, and feeling others energy fields. Shell also describe how to distinguish real intuition from emotional reactions.
Course Name: Hand Drumming (Music)
Description: Learn the language of the drum in this lively, hands-on course. Well explore the rhythms of West Africa, Cuba, and Brazil, and see how drumming is used for expression, communication, and inner attunement. Unleash your musical ability as we drum together. Well learn indignous rhythms on the conga, ashiko, and djembe drums. Each student will receive individual attention. A $5 materials fee will be collected in the first class for written materials.
Anti-Aging with Aromatherapy & Healing Plant Oils (Crafts)
Description: Want to avoid spending a small fortune on anti-aging skincare products? This information-packed class will cover all kinds of anti-aging skincare products. Each student will make and take home four different items: a gentle cleanser, nourishing exfoliator, balancing facial toner, and regenerating facial serum. Youll get secrets and tips, a complete supplier list, and other recipes to try at home. A $40 materials fee is payable to the instructor.
The Art of Mindfulness & Intelligent Questioning & Living Up to Your True Potential Through Nowness-Awareness & the Practice of Presencing (Special Events)
***Do you sometimes have a feeling, hunch, or intuition you cant explain?***
Here's the badge you get when you pass the course.
Believe it or not, many of the people who teach these classes and have these skills are not moonbats and are, in fact, conservative.
The real experts worked with the military and scientists to investigate the truth. Check out Stargate.
Don’t make assumptions yourself.
You may be surprised how wrong your preconceived notions are.
I don't even understand what this means. I guess I don't rank very high on the enlightenment scale.
Alternately, I would support a law that would make it illegal for anyone who receives government money in any form to vote. Work for the state/town/feds no voting for you, Have a government loan or grant, no voting for you until you pay it back with interest.
Let's see how far they get if they can't buy votes
Are you troubled by strange noises in the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost? If the answer is yes, then don’t wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals — Ghostbusters. Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.
The *poll tax* was abolished on the basis that *poor* people who could not afford to pay were denied the right to vote.
It has been replaced with the right to vote for confiscation of the assets of someone else’s labor for one’s own indulgence. Almost a return to slavery.
Let's see how far they get if they can't buy votes
When you run for office I'll vote for you.
What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
Neither do I. I found it very funny!
Conservative the instructors may be, but when taken together, these courses just scream MOONBAT!
as much as I liked Stargate, I don’t wouldn’t take it as fact. :-)
Treating it as religion is false and there are quite a few who do just that.
It can be difficult to find somebody who takes it seriously and does real research. But they exist.
I have personal experience with it. I had doubts as well. But after a serious look, I found it to be effective.
All I am saying is don’t make assumptions about people who, may if fact, be much more conservative than you assume them to be. I was really surprised with what I found.
It was not only surprising, but it was encouraging to see what was really going on.
Very little is as it seems.
Don’t be like the moonbats themselves and discount everything that doesn’t fit your preconceived notions of what is.
This is all I am going to say about this.
I was into all that kind of stuff. In the 70’s. We called it witchcraft. You can change the name but it’s still the same old same old.
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