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Man tells cops God told him to stroll in the nude
AP ^ | May 20, 2010

Posted on 05/21/2010 2:38:44 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

Edited on 05/21/2010 2:39:43 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]


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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: mohamed; naked; nakedman; napl
Can police do a sketch on this Mohamed?
1 posted on 05/21/2010 2:38:44 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Must have still had his tin foil hat on, though, so he could stay in touch.


2 posted on 05/21/2010 2:42:11 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: ConservativeStatement
I too, am deeply skeptical of any prophet named "mohamed" but God has demanded a prophet go naked and barefoot before...

See link on Isaiah here

3 posted on 05/21/2010 2:43:01 PM PDT by Paul Ross (Ronald Reagan-1987:"We are always willing to be trade partners but never trade patsies.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

And God told the cops to arrest him.

Sucker!!!!!


4 posted on 05/21/2010 2:43:02 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Excusaholic: MeCain lost to Jr., RINO endorsements are flying, & you live at 2012 Denial Blvd.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Had I been the cop, I would have told him, “Yeah. And he sent me to tell you that he was just kidding”.


5 posted on 05/21/2010 2:43:10 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Kiss my AZ!!!)
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To: colorado tanker

He told me to do that once, too, but I didn’t...you know what a kidder he can be...


6 posted on 05/21/2010 2:43:20 PM PDT by jessduntno (Kagan...Filly-bust-her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
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To: Admin Moderator

Geez you guys!

Are you now editing 100% of an excerpt?

If the rules have changed and we can no longer post the 1st 300 words, then change your posting defaults.

(And yes, I know this was a less than 300 total word post)

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Posted on Friday, May 21, 2010 4:38:44 PM by ConservativeStatement

Edited on Friday, May 21, 2010 4:39:43 PM by Admin Moderator. [history]


7 posted on 05/21/2010 2:43:57 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: ConservativeStatement

8 posted on 05/21/2010 2:44:19 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: Responsibility2nd

@ssPress isn’t worth posting anyway.


9 posted on 05/21/2010 2:45:30 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

WTH is that?

LOL!


10 posted on 05/21/2010 2:45:31 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (0bummer calls opponents "Teabaggers". So we can call Kagan "Carpet Muncher." Right?)
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To: jessduntno

GMTA!!!


11 posted on 05/21/2010 2:45:37 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Kiss my AZ!!!)
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To: DoughtyOne
Arrest people for 'obscenity'? I gotcher obscenity right here.

Or is that 'rat cheer'?

12 posted on 05/21/2010 2:45:44 PM PDT by Noumenon ("Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed, that he has grown so great?" - Julius Caesar)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Mohamed reportedly told officers that "America raped him"

Rather easy to do when you are walking around naked.

13 posted on 05/21/2010 2:46:26 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Uncle Miltie

One of the signs of the apocalypse...


14 posted on 05/21/2010 2:46:38 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: ConservativeStatement

In a sensible world, anyone invoking the “God defense” for any illegal activity would be preemptively institutionalized for insanity. After all, how could anyone be certain that God wouldn’t issue subsequent orders instructing that individual to be a danger to self or society?


15 posted on 05/21/2010 2:46:47 PM PDT by DrC
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To: ConservativeStatement

Okay, I’m going to play the odds and guess this is somebody who God really, really would prefer to stay clothed.


16 posted on 05/21/2010 2:47:56 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: ConservativeStatement

With a name like Shafiq Mohamed it seems that it would be more appropriate to say that allah told him to streak naked. It’s a new way of terrorizing the infidels.


17 posted on 05/21/2010 2:49:06 PM PDT by DataDink
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To: ConservativeStatement

God said that his neighbors needed a laugh.


18 posted on 05/21/2010 2:49:10 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Finally. A muslim that G-d spoke to and didn't tell to butcher other people or commit some other heinous act. I thought I'd never see the day.
19 posted on 05/21/2010 2:50:51 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
Shafiq Mohamed (Source: Thibodaux Police Department)
 
Shafiq Mohamed (Source: Thibodaux Police Department)


20 posted on 05/21/2010 2:52:46 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: ConservativeStatement
America raped me

You ain't seen nuthin' yet, Mohamed. Wait till the true professionals in Cell Block 3 take their turn.

21 posted on 05/21/2010 3:00:57 PM PDT by bigheadfred (If I've said it once, I've said it a million times...)
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To: Noumenon

I’m about to drink a bottle of rat cheer in about an hour or so. Maybe two or ten... ;-)


22 posted on 05/21/2010 3:05:32 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Excusaholic: MeCain lost to Jr., RINO endorsements are flying, & you live at 2012 Denial Blvd.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

He really is a kidder, idn’t he?


23 posted on 05/21/2010 3:19:19 PM PDT by jessduntno (Kagan...Filly-bust-her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Mohammadan Shaggy from “Scooby Doo.”


24 posted on 05/21/2010 3:34:34 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: ConservativeStatement

If his name is Shafiq Mohamed, that wasn’t God who told him to do that. That was Allah.

There’s a difference. Anyone who imagines that Allah is equivalent to God needs to take a look at the Koran.


25 posted on 05/21/2010 3:41:37 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: jessduntno
Maybe he's a "Christian Nudist"?

http://www.oursunhome.com/christian_nudist.html

26 posted on 05/21/2010 4:06:21 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: ConservativeStatement

Note to the Muslim: If you’re going to invoke that defense in man’s court, you have to be able to call your god as a witness.

BTW, in order to be declared innocent in man’s court, you have to plead innocent. In order to be declared innocent in God’s court, you have to plead guilty.


27 posted on 05/21/2010 7:01:05 PM PDT by savedbygrace (Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

White socks? How gauche! tsk


28 posted on 05/21/2010 7:09:17 PM PDT by upsdriver (ret.)
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To: ConservativeStatement; Salem; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If his name isn't Adam, he's got some splainin' to do.


29 posted on 05/21/2010 7:21:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Just one more story from the naked city.


30 posted on 05/21/2010 7:58:46 PM PDT by Enterprise (Dan Rather said Obama is so incompetent he couldn't sell watermelons.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LSD is a hell of a drug


31 posted on 05/24/2010 8:43:13 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: a fool in paradise

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/2514326/posts

You ain’t kiddin’.


32 posted on 05/24/2010 10:06:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Isaiah 20:1-4

In the year that Tartan came unto Ashdod, (when Sargon the king of Assyria sent him,) and fought against Ashdod, and took it;

At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.

And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;

So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.

33 posted on 05/24/2010 3:41:39 PM PDT by Rytwyng (I'm still fond of the United States. I just can't find it. -- Fred Reed)
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