Nev. woman accused of stealing wine while topless

hosted ^ | May 22

[JoeProBono]

MINDEN, Nev. (AP) -- A Nevada woman is accused of stealing a bottle of wine from a store while she was topless and intoxicated.

Brandi Smith, of Gardnerville, acknowledged her behavior was "mind-boggling" during an appearance Wednesday before a judge to face charges of indecent exposure, felony drunken driving and burglary.

[JoeProBono]

[nesnah]

Not enough graphical information to judge guilt or innocence, but the jury is leaning guilty.

[Parley Baer]

“Not enough graphical information to judge guilt or innocence, but the jury is leaning guilty.”

Looks like she is still intoxicated. We need more photo evidence.

[JoeProBono]

[Always Right]

Nev. woman accused of stealing wine while topless

So stealing wine while fully clothed is legal? BTW, guilty!

[Farmer Dean]

Using her jugs to distract the clerk while shoplifting a botle of wine?

[bmwcyle]

Guilty

[JoeProBono]

[caper gal 1]

Some mornings you wake up and realize you just gotta make some changes . . .

[Lonely Bull]

Brandi Smith

It's the eponymy, stupid!

[livius]

Merely the name “Brandi” should make the photo unnecessary.

[50cal Smokepole]

Blech.
Guilty.
Terminally Guilty.

[Rocky]

Some people like a wine with a lot of body.

[garyhope]

It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine. Not great, if you’re going to steal wine while topless, you may as well go for the Petrus or Romanee Conti.

Somewhere among my old emails I had a jpeg of a large can of Heneiken beer stuck between 2 large breasts. Interesting way to carry your beer. I wonder if it work with a bottle of wine?

[JoeProBono]

[Viking2002]

No more pictures. Pretty please.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[magslinger]

I concur unless she had a couple of very extenuating circumstances.

[Aria]

There’s no way that hardcore face is on top of a gorgeous body...no way.

[Squantos]

So the wine was still on the rack when she left the store ?

[Irish Eyes]

It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine. Not great, if you’re going to steal wine while topless, you may as well go for the Petrus or Romanee Conti.

At least a "Far Niente" http://www.farniente.com/

[OCC]

Geez... you had to ruin an awesome headline by actually posting a picture of the perp!

[Ax]

Honestly now, how many years have you been waiting to use that line? Pretty good.

[PilotDave]

So, where did she hide the wine?

[Hoodat]

It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine.

Obviously, they were sold out of this:

[mia]

Well, her eyes are a nice color. : D

[Redcitizen]

Hey Joe, I know fine wines taste better aged but you’re serving us vinegar!

[Lonely Bull]

Honestly now, how many years have you been waiting to use that line? Pretty good.

I stole it from James Taranto, and all while I was topless.

[Lonely Bull]

So, where did she hide the wine?

"Yes, that's a bottle of wine, and yes, I'm also happy to see you."

[bunkerhill7]

imbibing babe busted

[chris_bdba]

I have to say I’ve never been that drunk to forget my shirt. That must take a whole lot more wine than I’ve ever had!

[JoeProBono]

[Vigilantcitizen]

Captain Obvious says, “Guilty as hell”.

[VastRWCon]

just seeing that pic of MD 20/20 makes me want to puke. very bad peir fising memories drinking md 20/20.

[JoeProBono]

[gitmo]

WOW. That’s clever.

[garyhope]

True, they make a nice chardonnay and cab. Haven’t had their Dolce.

Thanks. Nice site. Nice caves.

I used to live in LA and then SF. Good places for wine. But then, what place isn’t ?

[Rocky]

LOL! What a great photo and headline. I love irony.

[Jack Hammer]

LOL. Very clever.

[shibumi]

A visage totally lacking in (how-you-say?) ... “Phi.”

[shibumi]

“..... and thus ends another unsuccessful bid to be the next addition to Dennis Hof’s harem on “Cathouse.”

[Salamander]

Separated at birth:

[shibumi]

Could account for Nimoy’s alcoholism.....

[Salamander]

Spock was schnockered?!?

Say it ain’t so!

[Allegra]

One of my sisters says,”Never name your daughter Brandi unless you want her to live her life in a trailer park.”

[shibumi]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1630463.stm

[bigheadfred]

So the wine was still on the rack when she left the store ?

"I would have gotten away with it too if I was carrying it upside down"

[Squantos]

LOL !