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Nev. woman accused of stealing wine while topless
hosted ^ | May 22

Posted on 05/22/2010 6:21:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono

MINDEN, Nev. (AP) -- A Nevada woman is accused of stealing a bottle of wine from a store while she was topless and intoxicated.

Brandi Smith, of Gardnerville, acknowledged her behavior was "mind-boggling" during an appearance Wednesday before a judge to face charges of indecent exposure, felony drunken driving and burglary.

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KEYWORDS: brandi; gitchetoplessgumee; guilty; jpb; lazwouldhitit; nevada; nevadan; stealing; topless; wine; woman
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To: JoeProBono

Geez... you had to ruin an awesome headline by actually posting a picture of the perp!


21 posted on 05/22/2010 7:00:35 PM PDT by OCC
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To: Lonely Bull

Honestly now, how many years have you been waiting to use that line? Pretty good.


22 posted on 05/22/2010 7:20:07 PM PDT by Ax
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To: JoeProBono

So, where did she hide the wine?


23 posted on 05/22/2010 7:29:51 PM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: garyhope
It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine.

Obviously, they were sold out of this:


24 posted on 05/22/2010 7:34:52 PM PDT by Hoodat (.For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: Aria

Well, her eyes are a nice color. : D


25 posted on 05/22/2010 7:43:27 PM PDT by mia
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To: JoeProBono

Hey Joe, I know fine wines taste better aged but you’re serving us vinegar!


26 posted on 05/22/2010 7:45:28 PM PDT by Redcitizen (Tagline out- use detour)
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To: Ax
Honestly now, how many years have you been waiting to use that line? Pretty good.

I stole it from James Taranto, and all while I was topless.

27 posted on 05/22/2010 8:00:21 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: PilotDave
So, where did she hide the wine?

"Yes, that's a bottle of wine, and yes, I'm also happy to see you."

28 posted on 05/22/2010 8:00:54 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: JoeProBono

imbibing babe busted


29 posted on 05/22/2010 8:02:44 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: JoeProBono

I have to say I’ve never been that drunk to forget my shirt. That must take a whole lot more wine than I’ve ever had!


30 posted on 05/22/2010 8:03:55 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Redcitizen

31 posted on 05/22/2010 8:05:48 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Captain Obvious says, “Guilty as hell”.


32 posted on 05/22/2010 8:08:42 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Hoodat

just seeing that pic of MD 20/20 makes me want to puke. very bad peir fising memories drinking md 20/20.


33 posted on 05/22/2010 8:09:39 PM PDT by VastRWCon
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34 posted on 05/22/2010 8:12:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Lonely Bull

WOW. That’s clever.


35 posted on 05/22/2010 8:15:04 PM PDT by gitmo ( The democRats drew first blood. It's our turn now.)
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To: Irish Eyes

True, they make a nice chardonnay and cab. Haven’t had their Dolce.

Thanks. Nice site. Nice caves.

I used to live in LA and then SF. Good places for wine. But then, what place isn’t ?


36 posted on 05/22/2010 8:20:23 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL! What a great photo and headline. I love irony.


37 posted on 05/22/2010 8:20:45 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Lonely Bull

LOL. Very clever.


38 posted on 05/23/2010 12:26:57 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: JoeProBono; Salamander

A visage totally lacking in (how-you-say?) ... “Phi.”


39 posted on 05/23/2010 12:33:11 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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To: JoeProBono; Salamander

“..... and thus ends another unsuccessful bid to be the next addition to Dennis Hof’s harem on “Cathouse.”


40 posted on 05/23/2010 12:35:48 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo (the Wily One) signed up for the "Hippo Attack" ping list!)
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