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Nev. woman accused of stealing wine while topless
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Posted on 05/22/2010 6:21:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono

MINDEN, Nev. (AP) -- A Nevada woman is accused of stealing a bottle of wine from a store while she was topless and intoxicated.

Brandi Smith, of Gardnerville, acknowledged her behavior was "mind-boggling" during an appearance Wednesday before a judge to face charges of indecent exposure, felony drunken driving and burglary.

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1 posted on 05/22/2010 6:21:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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Not enough graphical information to judge guilt or innocence, but the jury is leaning guilty.


2 posted on 05/22/2010 6:23:14 PM PDT by nesnah
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“Not enough graphical information to judge guilt or innocence, but the jury is leaning guilty.”

Looks like she is still intoxicated. We need more photo evidence.


3 posted on 05/22/2010 6:25:37 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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4 posted on 05/22/2010 6:27:51 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Nev. woman accused of stealing wine while topless

So stealing wine while fully clothed is legal? BTW, guilty!

5 posted on 05/22/2010 6:28:26 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: JoeProBono

Using her jugs to distract the clerk while shoplifting a botle of wine?


6 posted on 05/22/2010 6:28:51 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: JoeProBono

Guilty


7 posted on 05/22/2010 6:29:41 PM PDT by bmwcyle (NJ Governor Chris Christie for President)
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To: Farmer Dean

8 posted on 05/22/2010 6:32:33 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Parley Baer

Some mornings you wake up and realize you just gotta make some changes . . .


9 posted on 05/22/2010 6:40:34 PM PDT by caper gal 1 (If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Vote Conservative.)
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Brandi Smith

It's the eponymy, stupid!

10 posted on 05/22/2010 6:42:36 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: nesnah

Merely the name “Brandi” should make the photo unnecessary.


11 posted on 05/22/2010 6:44:35 PM PDT by livius
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To: JoeProBono
Blech.
Guilty.
Terminally Guilty.
12 posted on 05/22/2010 6:45:08 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: JoeProBono

Some people like a wine with a lot of body.


13 posted on 05/22/2010 6:46:17 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine. Not great, if you’re going to steal wine while topless, you may as well go for the Petrus or Romanee Conti.

Somewhere among my old emails I had a jpeg of a large can of Heneiken beer stuck between 2 large breasts. Interesting way to carry your beer. I wonder if it work with a bottle of wine?


14 posted on 05/22/2010 6:46:33 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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15 posted on 05/22/2010 6:49:23 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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No more pictures. Pretty please.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

16 posted on 05/22/2010 6:51:00 PM PDT by Viking2002
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I concur unless she had a couple of very extenuating circumstances.


17 posted on 05/22/2010 6:51:16 PM PDT by magslinger ("If I have money, I buy fishing gear. If I have money left over, I buy beer." - Hank Thoreau)
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There’s no way that hardcore face is on top of a gorgeous body...no way.


18 posted on 05/22/2010 6:53:56 PM PDT by Aria ( "The US republic will endure until Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the people's $.")
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To: JoeProBono

So the wine was still on the rack when she left the store ?


19 posted on 05/22/2010 6:57:49 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: garyhope
It was a $20 bottle of wine. At least she has fairly good taste in wine. Not great, if you’re going to steal wine while topless, you may as well go for the Petrus or Romanee Conti.

At least a "Far Niente" http://www.farniente.com/

20 posted on 05/22/2010 7:00:12 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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