Nev. Woman Accused of Stealing Wine While Topless

Philly.com ^ | 5/23/2010

[nickcarraway]

A Nevada woman is accused of stealing a bottle of wine from a store while she was topless and intoxicated.

Brandi Smith, of Gardnerville, acknowledged her behavior was "mind-boggling" during an appearance Wednesday before a judge to face charges of indecent exposure, felony drunken driving and burglary.

Authorities say the 41-year-old was arrested May 10 after stealing a $20 bottle of wine, then driving to a nearby fast-food restaurant, where an off-duty sheriff's deputy kept her in the vehicle until other deputies arrived.

A preliminary test revealed a blood-alcohol level of 0.14 percent, nearly twice the legal limit.

A records search found Smith has two prior convictions of driving under the influence in California.

She was in jail on $5,000 bail.

[bassmaner]

TTIUWOP

[the invisib1e hand]

Fergie’s still a class act.

[Sgt_Schultze]

Magicians call that misdirection.

[equalitybeforethelaw]

No picture, how am I to judge her guilt or innocence? Personally, watching a topless woman shoplift would make for some real entertainment. I wonder where she hid the bottle?

[red-dawg]

GUILTY !!

[Army Air Corps]

GUILTY GUILTY double dog GUILY!

[mainsail that]

Your honor, no where does it say that one must have clothes on while stealing wine.

[King Hawk]

3 bag guilty!

[stevecmd]

[nickcarraway]

Why take a $20 bottle of wine to a fast food restaurant?

[csmusaret]

Is it still indecent exposure if she has her nipples tucked into her pants?

[Old Sarge]

GUILTY!

[Wyatt's Torch]

GUILTY GUILTY double dog GUILY!

I'll breach protocol and jump straight to triple dog guilty...

[earlJam]

Tit for tat?

[Cyman]

“Is it still indecent exposure if she has her nipples tucked into her pants?”

Only if they were tied into a knot with nipple hair.

[Nachum]

Please....take the wine!!! (and go!)

[earlJam]

I’ll bet the evidence won’t stand up in court.

[nickcarraway]

I wonder if she said, “stick ‘em up.”

[earlJam]

[martinidon]

“I wonder if she said, “stick ‘em up.”” I am betting there was nothing sticking up.....

[garyhope]

LOL. Good one.

[Wilderness Conservative]

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

[Signalman]

“Address, Ma’am?”

“Sunshine Estates, trailer No. 23.”

[N. Theknow]

Why take a $20 bottle of wine to a fast food restaurant?

Wash away the taste of The Taco Belle?

[Robwin]

The humor on this thread is really beginning to sag.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

" . . . where an off-duty sheriff's deputy kept her in the vehicle until other deputies arrived."

Gotta love those first-responders.

[richmwill]

I guess when the clerk wretched and gagged behind the counter, she took her chance and swiped the bottle...

[Oldpuppymax]

Maybe the store owner told her she could HAVE the wine if she just LEFT!!!

[NormsRevenge]

make that a double brandy for me.. gulp.. gulp

[kbennkc]

How much alcohol is there in Nevada ?

[valkyry1]

Because your drunk and naked?

[TexasNative2000]

Lethal injection guilty.

[day10]

[TSgt]

Eye & Mind Cleaner!

[pepsionice]

Only in 32 states.

[dfwgator]

TTIUWOP

[Slings and Arrows]

Because stealing wine is fine if you've got a shirt on.

[a fool in paradise]

No shoes, no shirt, no service.

That goes for crooks too!

[mylife]

LoL!

[Slings and Arrows]

*chuckle*

That explains it.

[dljordan]

All right, all right, lets just hang on a minute here. Let’s be fair, she may have a hot bod.

[irishtenor]

Nope, “Stick ‘em out!”

[School of Rational Thought]

Laura Bush?

[SunkenCiv]

The trouble is, the investigating officers couldn’t get a good description from eyewitnesses.

In the 1970s I read about a bank robber (male) who robbed banks in the nude, because none of the witnesses could give a coherent, useful description of the suspect. Either they averted their eyes altogether, or could only come up with, “he was naked”.

[LibertyRocks]

That was my reaction too... I think someone needs to replace her in that graphic. There was another thread here this morning about “Hot Conservative Women” — I’d say picking one of them that’s actually Pro-Life would be a good idea.

[School of Rational Thought]

Bush is also for open borders. That is not conservative to me.

[LibertyRocks]

Not to me either...