Britney Spears 'wants to be frozen after death'

sify.com ^ | 05.25.10

[Perdogg]

Britney Spears is doing groundwork to get herself frozen after her death, hoping that she can be brought back to life, sources say.

The singer wants her body preserved in liquid nitrogen, in a process known as "cryogenic" freezing.

[Perdogg]

ping

[Jewbacca]

Too late, she’s past her use-by date.

[Navy Patriot]

That’s cold.

[Sloth]

What happens to silicone at those temperatures?

[Lee'sGhost]

Gives new meaning to the term “pop tart”.

[a fool in paradise]

Britney Spears is doing groundwork to get herself frozen after her death, hoping that she can be brought back to life, sources say.

Not her so much as her career.

It's so hard to compete with the new younger chippies who went from Disney to the strip joint.

[SumProVita]

Evidence of a brain....after substance abuse.

[al baby]

That chick does nothing for me maybe its me but she is just a skank and not a skank in a good way

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I would rather freeze a t*urd. She’s not worth ‘preserving’.

[a fool in paradise]

Frigid chippy.

[mrmeyer]

Put her on ice, her career has been there for quite some time already.

[Mr. Jazzy]

I guess she has already started the process, by not wearing any underwear ...

I am just sayin’ ...

[4everontheRight]

Why wait until you're dead...your career is...might as well finish the deal.

[Allegra]

A “South Park” episode comes to mind...

[Wolfie]

She was a Top 5 moneymaker last year. $36 million from touring alone, and a Number One multi-platinum album. People would kill to have such a dead career.

[RangerM]

Bad thing is she got the money from someone who valued her “talent” more than their money.

It’s Obama’s world. I just shake my head at it.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Are you kidding? She has made an excellent comeback.

[a fool in paradise]

Ted Williams was an atheist and so he had his head frozen.

[Redleg Duke]

Why wait?

[ßuddaßudd]

Can we then rename Britney to Ethyl ?

[Rennes Templar]

I think it’s even harder for a rich woman to enter the kingdom of heaven.

[screaming eagle2]

just what the future needs,another mediocre singer/actress

[Constitution Day]

Gives new meaning to the term “pop tart”.

Slutsicle

[PetroniusMaximus]

“I think it’s even harder for a rich woman to enter the kingdom of heaven.”

ROFL!

[woodbutcher1963]

If you put Ted Williams head onto Brittney Spears body there has to be a great joke in there somewhere.

Something about a bimbo being able to hit a fastball/homerun. The possibilities are endless.

[a fool in paradise]

Improved hitting ratio

[The Comedian]

Can we celebrate her decision by immersing her in a giant glass of scotch?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[dangerdoc]

Future frozen meal for our alien overlords.

[DrC]

“Why wait until you’re dead”

That was my reaction. Surely the chances of success must be far better for young bodies than ones that wait until they’re 70 or 80 years old. We should all write Britney and encourage to make this sacrifice for the sake of science.

[vetvetdoug]

This reflects her last album......Wasn’t it a circus man that said there was a sucker born every minute?

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

“Cryogenic” — as in what they did to Austin Powers?

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

What’s Sify.com?

Is this a Bollywood or a Hollywood site, and is it safe?

[Future Snake Eater]

The possibilities are endless.

Hmm...nope, I think you pretty much covered it...

:0)

[HungarianGypsy]

Reminds me of an evenr I saw in Reader’s Digest. Nederland,CO celebrates Frozen Dead Guy Days.

[Perdogg]

yes it is SFW

[scott7278]

There’s no way we should do that to a future generation.

[Interesting Times]

I can’t think of any reason she should wait.

[Christian4Bush]

Britney’s head on Ted Williams’ body...

Ted’s first words:

“I’d hit that.”

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Seems to me that her brain has already been frozen!

[Tijeras_Slim]

They’re gonna have to put her on a really big stick.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Britney, are you classified as human?

[bmwcyle]

Why wait?

[allmendream]

Heinlein wrote a book called “The Doorway into Summer.” in which the protagonist gets frozen and wakes up in the future.

The attitude of the future to people from the past was quite contemptuous. Sort of an “Oh, you couldn’t hack it in your own primitive time, so you thought everything would be easier in the future? Get bent!”

So yeah, I couldn’t see the tweens of 2110 being all that interested in a dethawed pop tart circa 2010.

[JenB987]

I can’t keep up with all these Hollyweirds.

Britney is heading into a full on mental breakdown. I actually watched some documentary about her last year and she is a sad, lonely, completely lost individual. The shaving her own head thing was only the beginning.

Seeing Lindsay Lohan in her current state boggles my mind. She used to be such a pretty girl. Now she’s bloated and haggard.

Just products of LA. They’ll chew you up and spit you out. Doesn’t help when you have fame hungry parents, either.

[fieldmarshaldj]