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Naked Bike Ride in Madison looking good
The Wisconsin State Journal ^ | 5/16/10 | GEORGE HESSELBERG

Posted on 05/26/2010 7:11:29 AM PDT by Thunder90

Efforts to herd clothed, scantily clad and unclad bicyclists together for a potentially uncomfortable Madison tour on World Naked Bike Ride day have flopped in the past.

But next month, they just might pull it off. Or at least most of it.

There has been no official announcement, but there have been posters, and several informal meetings in the Rathskeller at the Memorial Union on campus. An earnest discussion group is maintained at Yahoo.com and news has circulated among bicycle groups.

NOTE: The image in this story may be considered by some to be mildly not safe for work/children (Similar to Zombietime's Stuff). However, there is no display of any offending parts.

(Excerpt) Read more at host.madison.com ...


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; madisonwi; madistan; milwaukee; moscowonmendota; naked; nudity; uwmadison; wisconsin; yuck
If you have kids, stay away from Madison on June 19th...
1 posted on 05/26/2010 7:11:30 AM PDT by Thunder90
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To: Thunder90

Perverted pigs.


2 posted on 05/26/2010 7:13:11 AM PDT by FES0844
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To: Thunder90
EEW!
3 posted on 05/26/2010 7:13:14 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
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To: Thunder90

Gross.

At least this time, I hope they put seats on the seatposts.


4 posted on 05/26/2010 7:13:36 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Thunder90
These naked bicyclist-types tool around Seattle once in a while.

They're disgusting attention whores.

5 posted on 05/26/2010 7:14:27 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (FREE ARIZONA!)
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To: Thunder90

I tried that once little al baby kept getting caught in the chain


6 posted on 05/26/2010 7:17:10 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: Thunder90
Naked Bike Ride in Madison looking good

No it's not.

7 posted on 05/26/2010 7:17:17 AM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: Psycho_Bunny

my recommendation would be to gather about 20 people with mirrors. All focus the reflected sun on the rear ends of riders and watch the fun... so sun screen can block out that.


8 posted on 05/26/2010 7:18:54 AM PDT by Walkingfeather
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To: SJackson; Diana in Wisconsin

Ping.

Yuck.


9 posted on 05/26/2010 7:19:34 AM PDT by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: Thunder90
Naked Bike Ride in Madison looking good

I doubt it!!!!

10 posted on 05/26/2010 7:20:49 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Thunder90

Why are all of these wacky events participated by ugly people?


11 posted on 05/26/2010 7:21:32 AM PDT by Frenchtown Dan
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To: Rummyfan
Even clothed, bike rides can be bad as seen in this Bike Seat Color Fail from Failblog.org


12 posted on 05/26/2010 7:24:55 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Thunder90

They need to get the sharpshooters ready


13 posted on 05/26/2010 7:47:51 AM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: FES0844

What do you expect from the Moscow on Mendota???


14 posted on 05/26/2010 7:54:57 AM PDT by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: aruanan

omg!


15 posted on 05/26/2010 7:57:59 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion,,,,,,the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience....)
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To: al baby
I tried that once little al baby kept getting caught in the chain

That's nothing. What's a real killer is the road rash and bike tire marks plus getting pulled up short and tossed off your bike when that guy about 10 yards back stops on it!

16 posted on 05/26/2010 7:58:22 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Thunder90

WHY isn’t this ILLEGAL?? Public INDECENCY ARRESTS would STOP this MADNESS!!


17 posted on 05/26/2010 7:58:39 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion,,,,,,the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience....)
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To: al baby

On the other hand, if you’re one of the fastest riders, it can leave a map for the rest of the pack to follow.


18 posted on 05/26/2010 8:00:40 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Rummyfan

LOL something tells me this won’t be particularly attractive?


19 posted on 05/26/2010 8:00:41 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Thunder90

Seriously, people... unless you’re fit, eighteen and female... nobody wants to see you naked. Nobody. Just get used to it.

That is all.


20 posted on 05/26/2010 8:01:21 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Thunder90
Paintball guns for everyone!...fire at will!
21 posted on 05/26/2010 8:07:47 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Three stooges,,,, Moe, “fire at will”
Curly,, “Got it, which one’s Will?”


22 posted on 05/26/2010 8:11:35 AM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office)
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To: Thunder90
World Naked Bike Ride day have flopped in the past.

Too much information!

23 posted on 05/26/2010 8:11:38 AM PDT by twhitak
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To: Thunder90
If you have kids, stay away from Madison on June 19th...

Or any other day of the year, for that matter.

24 posted on 05/26/2010 8:20:50 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Liberal Logic: Mandatory health insurance is constitutional - enforcing immigration law is not.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Paintball guns for everyone!...fire at will!

Preferably with *frozen* paintballs.

25 posted on 05/26/2010 8:22:19 AM PDT by Charles Martel ("Endeavor to persevere...")
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Airsoft would be so much more fun.


26 posted on 05/26/2010 8:26:21 AM PDT by bmwcyle (NJ Governor Chris Christie for President)
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To: bmwcyle
I'll teach ya to ride around buck nekid!....
27 posted on 05/26/2010 8:34:40 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Thunder90
If you have kids, stay away from Madison on June 19th...

Isn't this the same date as the "Juneteenth Emancipation Day" riots in many urban areas? I remember footage of people getting dragged out of their cars and beaten in Milwaukee a few years ago. Surely this isn't a coincidence. Sounds like this will be a good day to stay home.

28 posted on 05/26/2010 8:49:19 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

AMMO

29 posted on 05/26/2010 9:23:16 AM PDT by bmwcyle (NJ Governor Chris Christie for President)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

LOL!!!


30 posted on 05/26/2010 9:25:18 AM PDT by avacado
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
How about one of these??...


31 posted on 05/26/2010 9:44:25 AM PDT by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: FES0844

How to hurt a male violater, say ‘lady, you are going to have to put on some clothes’ what a blow to his pride!!!


32 posted on 05/26/2010 11:01:20 AM PDT by gulfcoast6 (BLESS YOU ALL!!)
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To: Thunder90

It had better.

Read my lips...No. Bad. Naked.


33 posted on 05/26/2010 11:02:15 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Thunder90
This has become the Norm here in Seattle where a large group of Naked Bikers have become a normal participant In the Summer Solstice Parade in the Seattle Freemont district. And you really don't want to google for pictures, trust me.
34 posted on 05/26/2010 11:09:31 AM PDT by NavyCanDo (Palin will see the Potomac from Her House)
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To: windcliff

ping


35 posted on 05/26/2010 12:31:08 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: gulfcoast6

Or as the story goes;

A female cop in South Florida stopped a guy in a convertable who was sans pants.

She looked down at him and said:

Say, that looks like a penis, only smaller...


36 posted on 05/26/2010 12:34:23 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: bmwcyle

"Oh, you want to share your nuts with me? Allow me to return the favor!"

37 posted on 05/26/2010 2:50:36 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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