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Robbers distract victims with feces in Toronto
Associated Press ^ | May 28, 2010

Posted on 05/28/2010 2:12:34 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

TORONTO (AP) -- Toronto police say robbers are squirting people with feces at cash machines to distract them before stealing their money.

Constable Tony Vella said Friday that the robbers use squeeze bottles to squirt the victims who are making cash withdrawals.

(Excerpt) Read more at hosted.ap.org ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: distract; diversity; feces; napl; robbers; toronto; victims

1 posted on 05/28/2010 2:12:34 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Does feces contain DNA?


2 posted on 05/28/2010 2:13:19 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That’s low....


3 posted on 05/28/2010 2:13:36 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Dallas59

Rather $h!tty...


4 posted on 05/28/2010 2:14:31 PM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows

Puke on the criminals in selfdefense...


5 posted on 05/28/2010 2:19:17 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Canadians can’t have handguns, can they?

Never bring a turd squirter to a gun fight.


6 posted on 05/28/2010 2:19:29 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He says groups of at least four suspects are usually involved. One person squirts the victim’s clothing with feces, another points out the offending spot, a third person tries to remove it and the fourth person grabs their cash.

The Deuce Gang, I presume?


7 posted on 05/28/2010 2:21:22 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: GladesGuru

Never bring a turd squirter to a gun fight.

Excellent!.....


8 posted on 05/28/2010 2:22:17 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This is in far better taste than the thread that was just pulled.


9 posted on 05/28/2010 2:22:38 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1 Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Okay, where’s the “Aw, not this **** again?” guy?

Colonel, USAFR


10 posted on 05/28/2010 2:29:32 PM PDT by jagusafr (Don't make deals with pirates)
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To: Slyfox

You’re assuming they use their own.


11 posted on 05/28/2010 2:30:56 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Free ThinkerNY
It would be worth getting sprayed in the face with crap just to have the opportunity to turn their own squirt gun upon them while personally delivering retribution.

I have an 11-month old at home. I'm not scared of a little poo. Bring it on. I'll give you a "sh*t-eating grin" you'll be in a real hurry to wipe off!

12 posted on 05/28/2010 2:36:17 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: jagusafr
per request....
13 posted on 05/28/2010 2:41:38 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Drew68

Aw soo!....Sling Poo, I presume?


14 posted on 05/28/2010 2:42:48 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

>> Sling Poo, I presume?

Hu Flung Dung?


15 posted on 05/28/2010 3:25:38 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Gives a whole new meaning to “shootin’ the s**t”.


16 posted on 05/28/2010 4:04:16 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

THANK you - that completes the thread!

Colonel, USAFR


17 posted on 05/28/2010 5:27:07 PM PDT by jagusafr (Don't make deals with pirates)
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To: GladesGuru
"Canadians can’t have handguns, can they?"

We can have handguns, just can't carry :( wish we could, would be four less dirt bags.

The four monkeys (well only monkeys toss feces at people):








18 posted on 05/28/2010 7:38:24 PM PDT by battousai (The mainstream media; as honest as the French are clean.)
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To: battousai

As an aside with all the improvements in digital imaging technology you would think security cameras would actually capture images that let you identify people :/ I have no clue how the cops ever catch anyone with these grainy images.


19 posted on 05/28/2010 7:41:24 PM PDT by battousai (The mainstream media; as honest as the French are clean.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
o/~ Send lawyers, guns, and money... o/~


20 posted on 05/28/2010 8:32:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Free ThinkerNY

Someone should tell them to scat.


21 posted on 05/29/2010 4:39:17 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

They’re up s*** creek.


22 posted on 05/29/2010 8:28:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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