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Pit bull attacks owners, sending one to hospital
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Posted on 06/01/2010 10:18:21 PM PDT by Chet 99

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To: JoeProBono; shibumi

“Told ya’,,,

The next time I tell you a chickin’ dips snuff,,,

Look under his wing and you’ll find the can,,,

Pecka’Head!!!...”

Alas...the perils of drinking Sterno.


81 posted on 06/02/2010 10:20:21 PM PDT by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind.)
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To: 1COUNTER-MORTER-68

Uh...~yeah~...you sure told me.

/facepalm


82 posted on 06/02/2010 10:21:27 PM PDT by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind.)
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To: Salamander

BroomHilda is Zat You???!!!...;0)


83 posted on 06/02/2010 10:31:24 PM PDT by 1COUNTER-MORTER-68 (THROWING ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED TV IN THE PILE OUT BACK~~~~~)
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To: 1COUNTER-MORTER-68

Typically lame response I’d expect from a dog poisoning coward who hides behind somebody else’s skirt.

Your verbal ineptitude never disappoints me.


84 posted on 06/02/2010 10:35:10 PM PDT by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind.)
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To: shibumi

That, my friend, is just disturbing.


85 posted on 06/02/2010 10:37:32 PM PDT by MWestMom (Tread carefully, truth lies here.)
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To: Salamander

I didn’t see no skirt!!!

Where!!!

Was it a short one!!?!?!?!?...


86 posted on 06/02/2010 10:44:12 PM PDT by 1COUNTER-MORTER-68 (THROWING ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED TV IN THE PILE OUT BACK~~~~~)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Glad all is ok. Those are the pit bull stories that never make the papers.


87 posted on 06/02/2010 10:44:37 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: 1COUNTER-MORTER-68; humblegunner; Jet Jaguar; Slings and Arrows; Eaker; Markos33; ...

Really don’t mind if you sit this one out.

My words but a whisper — your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can’t make you think.
Your sperm’s in the gutter — your love’s in the sink.

So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don’t know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in
the tidal destruction
the moral melee.

The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers
the newfangled way.

But your new shoes are worn at the heels and
your suntan does rapidly peel and
your wise men don’t know how it feels to be thick as a brick.


88 posted on 06/02/2010 10:47:37 PM PDT by Salamander (You don't know what's going on inside of me. You don't wanna know what's running through my mind.)
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To: Salamander
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nearly Hell~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Justin called the Arty in and Casey loads the guns,,,

While Jeremiah hauls the tanks until his day is done,,,

Jamie builds an airstrip in the dangers of Tekret,,,

All the while the burning ground plays hell with soldiers feet,,,

Water gets to warm to drink and mealtime ain't no fun,,,

You've gotta know it's Nearly Hell,,,

But they ain't gunna run,,,

Their families and their friends back home are always on their minds,,,

But they won't get to see them for a long,long time,,,

Time will pass be fast or slow this thing we all know,,,

The soldiers knew this and made up their minds to go,,,

Each day we pray to Jesus bring them home safe sound and well,,,

Lord please pour out your blessings,,,

Cause they've been to Nearly Hell...

89 posted on 06/02/2010 11:41:48 PM PDT by 1COUNTER-MORTER-68 (THROWING ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED TV IN THE PILE OUT BACK~~~~~)
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To: 1COUNTER-MORTER-68

http://men.webmd.com/news/20100602/new-drug-spray-may-help-premature-ejaculation


90 posted on 06/03/2010 3:45:58 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: 1COUNTER-MORTER-68; Salamander; shibumi

91 posted on 06/03/2010 6:03:07 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: 70times7
Yeah, I wish there was a way to publicize moments like that. And this...

And this...

And this...

And this...

You'd think headlines like "Pit bull gets his ass kicked by chihuahua, does nothing" would be big news these days...

92 posted on 06/03/2010 7:42:20 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs ( I have nothing better to do than sit around all night watching a lunatic not turn into a werewolf.)
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To: 1COUNTER-MORTER-68; Chet 99

93 posted on 06/04/2010 3:50:07 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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