Posted on 06/02/2010 10:20:21 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
Governors are jogging with their dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
California:
#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
#4.. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.
#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
Texas:
#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on one .380 hollow point. Buzzards eat dead coyote.
Any wonder why California is broke????
Best ever! So true.
Texas Gov. Goodhair would turn the jogging trail into a toll road and schedule an emergency salon appointment on the taxpayers’ dollar.
Good one. But sadly.... Gov. Good-hair loves spending $10,000 a month in tax payer money
to live in a rent house.
And which governor was it that signed legislation granting Illegal Aliens instate tuition to the state’s universities?
And which governor was it that signed legislation granting Illegal Aliens instate tuition to the state’s universities?
But I’m sure Bill White will repeal that when he’s elected. s/
If you think Goodhair is bad, wait ‘till you see White. He just about finished the ruination of Houston but the Queers, illegals and other “minorities” love him. If it wasn’t for term limits he could be “mayor for life”.
Wouldn’t a Texan be more likley to use a Single Action Revolver chambered in .44 Special?
“If you think Goodhair is bad, wait ‘till you see White. He just about finished the ruination of Houston but the Queers, illegals and other “minorities” love him. If it wasn’t for term limits he could be “mayor for life”.”
Yes, I understand that Texas Country Club Republican Sycophants love Gov. Perry, but do not despair as Bill White has no chance of interrupting Perry’s 14 year tenure as governor.
However, if the Texas Country Club Republican Sycophants have their way, Perry, not being term limited will be Texas Governor for life which will bring you more Toll Roads, the Trans Texas Corridor, more In-State Tuition for Illegal Aliens, more seatbelt laws, and bans on tanning.
The Nanny State Lives!
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